1) What's their name?
Hmm could it be Emma Robertson?!

2) Does he/she have a girlfriend/boyfriend?
Nope she’s a single pringle

3) Would you go to Disneyland with them?
Of course i would!!!!!

4) How old were you when you first them?
Ummm primary one, so that’d be ummmm… *thinks* 5?!

5) Do you know their secrets?
Yup - I have been trusted! a lil sudocream

6) Is this person older than you?
Nope im a whole 4days older than miss emma however she thinks she is more mentally advanced!!!

7) When was the last time you saw this person?
Ummm that’d be yestrday aftrnoon when she left for the wards,mental wards!

9) Are you related to this person?
Only through AA

10) Are you their b/f or g/f?
Yeah Im her boyfriend Laurence

11) Do you have a nickname for each other?
Pleb Junior and Senior

12) Do you have pics of this person on your bebo?
Just a few-we dont believe in posing hahaha

13) How many times do you talk to this person?
Virtually every day - she is my wife

14) Do you think they will repost this?
Hmm as i am doin the repost'n i think nt lol

15) Could you live with this person?
Its only been 2 weeks

16) Why is this person your friend?
Drink, plus she loves the dirty little mermaid too!

17) Have you seen this person cry?
Ermmm cant say I have

1 Do you know this persons middle name?
'kebab'

19) Have you ever been shopping with this person?
Yes we are just grrrr8 at the shopping,we jst seem to forget what we meant to get when home

20) Have you ever had a sleepover with this person?
Ohhh yeahhhh, foreign Lion King at 4am… fun times!

22) Have you ever gave this person something?
A hangover?! Ohhh and a kewl spray bottle so she doesnt kill the plants anymore!

23) Have you ever done something really stupid with this person?
Ummm that might apply to the litre and a half of vodka we consumed in one night, blah!

24) Do you know everything about this person?
I don’t know everyyyything, wt are u ppl stalkers? but hmm intrigued i think she may be hidding an illegal immigrant midget in her room.....always lockin it?!

25) Does this person have a job?
Yup she’s a professional bum cleaner and vodka consumer in her spare time!

26) Does this person have you as their other half?
She wants me yes butttt i refuse to have her spassed ass

27) Do you think you & your friend will be friends forever?
Yeah Im pretty sure......she completes me ha, or atleast joins in on dirty mermaid!

2 Have you ever made something with this person?
A mess and a curry?!

29) Have you ever taken bebo pictures with this person?
Hell yeah, all the darn time - camera whores much?!

30) Have you and your friend fought before?
Not physically - maybe verbally, but it was character building for us, i taught her to swear im sure lol

31) Is your friend on drugs?
Yup - alcohol and the plus

32) Does this person drink alcohol?
Noooooo… never wt would ever make u think such a thing?

34) Have you and your friend made up a hand shake?
No, but hw omfg is that perhaps maybe when we get nxt drunk.never know!

35) Have you and your friend done prank calls together?
Well not really but she has been involved in my drunken ones tho.

36) Have you ever seen this person dance?
I say yes bt usually she is jst shocked at my dancin to even move herself!

37) Have you ever seen this person sing?
Yup the best disney n cheese crap ever.jst gr8.

3 Do you and this person have a certain saying?
eat-in chicken n drop the kids off could be our latest ones hmm

39) Do you know this persons bebo password?
Yes i have it written down on RobbaCoop board mwahaha

40) Do you know who this person likes or who she or he is going with?
Yup yup

41) Have you and this person ever gotten into a fight that lasted?
Ummm does the one that lasted like 10 years count?!

42) Does this person have a dog?
Nope, but we do have fish in the flat tht u cant really

At first i was afraid, i was petrified

By the ugly w*nker that was lying by my side

I would've drunk a little less, i would've tried to keep my head

If i'd known for just one second i'd been in your crusty bed.......



I tried to go, walk out the door

But i laughed so hard at your small nob that i've fallen on the floor

Your butts a pimply mess, it's just a broken-out disgrace

But i'd rather look at that than at your f*cking ugly face!



I want to go, i've got to leave

Your talk of chicks and football really makes me want to heave

I only know i've got to stop my drinking spirits and the beer

Cause when i looked at you last night, you looked just like Richard Gere



Please let me go, i feel quite sick

We had the worst s3x in the world and you're an ugly prick

I should've sh*gged your gorgeous mate, at least he's got a lovely flat

But no i go and trust the booze and now i'm stuck with you, you tw*t



It's time to go, run out the door

You look so ugly it should really be against the law

I'm going to give up all the booze, i'm going to have no stupid fun

Cause waking up beside your mug, just makes me want to run

i am a 90's kid

90'S KID : ]
JUST CAUSE YOU WERE BORN IN '93' OR '94' DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE A 90s KID. IT'S NOT LIKE YOU COULD REMEMBER SOME OF THE ORIGINAL SIMPSONS.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE A 90s KID IF...

YOU CAN SING THE RAP TO "THE FRESH PRINCE OF BEL AIR"


YOU REMEMBER WHEN IT WAS ACTUALLY WORTH GETTING UP ON A SATURDAY MORNING TO WATCH LIVE & KICKING OR SM:TV.

YOU HAD A HUGE FRINGE AT SOME POINT IN YOUR CHILDHOOD.

YOU REMEMBER READING AND WATCHING "GOOSEBUMPS"

YOU TOOK PLASTIC CARTOON LUNCH BOXES TO SCHOOL.

YOU REMEMBER THE CRAZE OF YO-YOS AND TAMAGOTCHIS

YOU STILL GET THE URGE TO SAY "NOT" AFTER EVERY SENTENCE. NOT.

YOU KNEW THAT KIMBERLY, THE PINK RANGER, AND TOMMY, THE GREEN RANGER WERE MEANT TO BE.

YOU COLLECTED POKEMON CARDS.

YOU PLAYED AND/OR COLLECTED POGS.

YOU HAD A WEIRD ALIEN THAT LIVED IN GOOEY STUFF IN A PLASTIC 'POD' AND THOUGHT IF YOU STUCK 2 BACK TO BACK THEY WOULD HAVE A BABY!

YOU WATCHED THE ORIGINAL POSTMAN PAT, FIREMAN SAM AND NINJA TURTLES.

YOU REMEMBER WHEN THE NEW BEANIE BABIES WERE ALWAYS SOLD OUT

YOU GOT YOUR MUM TO BUY 'BN' BISCUITS

YOU USED TO WEAR THOSE STICK ON EARRINGS, NOT ONLY ON YOUR EARS BUT AT THE CORNERS OF YOUR EYES.

YOU KNOW THE MACERENA BY HEART.

"TALK TO THE HAND" ENOUGH SAID.

YOU REMEMBER THE TIME BEFORE LITERACY AND NUMERACY HOUR EXISTED.

YOU THOUGHT BRAIN FROM "PINKY AND THE BRAIN" WOULD FINALLY TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

YOU REMEMBER BUM BAGS.

YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO BE ON FUN HOUSE

YOU COLLECTED TAZOS.

YOU REMEMBER WHEN FLASHING TRAINERS WERE COOL.

2 WORDS, SPICE GIRLS.