Thou shalt not steal if there is direct victim.
Thou shalt not worship pop idols or follow lost prophets.
Thou shalt not take the names of Johnny Cash, Joe Strummer, Johnny Hartman, Desmond Decker, Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix or Syd Barret in vain.
Thou shalt not think that any male over the age of 30 that plays with a child that is not their own is a peadophile… Some people are just nice.
Thou shalt not read NME.
Thou shalt not stop liking a band just because they’ve become popular.
Thou shalt not question Stephen Fry.
Thou shalt not judge a book by it’s cover.
Thou shalt not judge Lethal Weapon by Danny Glover.
Thou shalt not buy Coca-Cola products.
Thou shalt not buy Nestle products.
Thou shalt not go into the woods with your boyfriend’s best friend, take drugs and cheat on him.
Thou shalt not fall in love so easily.
Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls’ pants.
Use it to get into their heads.
Thou shalt not watch Hollyokes.
Thou shalt not attend an open mic and leave before it’s done just because you’ve finished your shitty little poem or song you self-righteous prick.
Thou shalt not return to the same club or bar week in, week out just ’cause you once saw a girl there that you fancied but you’re never gonna fucking talk to.
Thou shalt not put musicians and recording artists on ridiculous pedestals no matter how great they are or were.
The Beatles… Were just a band.
Led Zepplin… Just a band.
The Beach Boys… Just a band.
The Sex Pistols… Just a band.
The Clash… Just a band.
Crass… Just a band.
Minor Threat… Just a band.
The Cure… Just a band.
The Smiths… Just a band.
Nirvana… Just a band.
The Pixies… Just a band.
Oasis… Just a band.
Radiohead… Just a band.
Bloc Party… Just a band.
The Arctic Monkeys… Just a band.
The Next Big Thing.. JUST A BAND.

Thou shalt give equal worth to tragedies that occur in non-english speaking countries as to those that occur in english speaking countries.
Thou shalt remember that guns, bitches and bling were never part of the four elements and never will be.
Thou shalt not make repetitive generic music,
thou shalt not make repetitive generic music,
thou shalt not make repetitive generic music,
thou shalt not make repetitive generic music.

Thou shalt not pimp my ride.
Thou shalt not scream if you wanna go faster.
Thou shalt not move to the sound of the wickedness.
Thou shalt not make some noise for Detroit.
When I say “Hey” thou shalt not say “Ho”.
When I say “Hip” thou shalt not say “Hop”.
When I say, he say, she say, we say, make some noise… kill me.
Thou shalt not quote me happy.
Thou shalt not shake it like a polaroid picture.
Thou shalt not wish you girlfriend was a freak like me.
Thou shalt spell the word “Pheonix” P-H-E-O-N-I-X not P-H-O-E-N-I-X, regardless of what the Oxford English Dictionary tells you.
Thou shalt not express your shock at the fact that Sharon got off with Bradley at the club last night by saying “Is it”.

Thou shalt think for yourselves.

And thou shalt always… Thou shalt always kill

1) What's their name?
Amy Margaret Young

2) Does he/she have a girlfriend/boyfriend?
nae. although. she should and i know who it should be!

3) Would you go to Disneyland with them?
FUCK AYE. that would be amazing. we were goin to drive to blackpool once with jak and dann-y but my exhaust fell off.

4) How old were you when you first met?
ermmm...13/14

5) Do you know their secrets?
Yes. probably not them all cause shes too scared to tell me stuff sometimes

6) Is this person older than you?
yeh

7) When was the last time you saw this person?
today

When was the last time you spoke to this person on the phone?
today

9) Are you related to this person?
nup

10) Are you their b/f or g/f?
nah

11) Do you have a nickname for each other?
yesh. shes Amoi or Am-y

12) Do you have pics of this person on your bebo?
hundders

13) How many times do you talk to this person?
lots. probably every day.

14) Do you think they will repost this?
aye. she better by the morning or ill kill her

15) Could you live with this person?
aye. think were goin to soon

16) Why is this person your other half?
cause she a bit awright like ken

17) Have you seen this person cry?
Yeh

1 Do you know this persons middle name?
aye

19) Have you ever been shopping with this person?
yeah,

20) Have you ever had a sleepover with this person?
yeh

22) Have you ever gave this person something?
loadsa shit

23) Have you ever done something really stupid or illegal with
them?
yeh

24) Do you know everything about this person?
its impossible to know everything

25) Does this person have a job?
Aye right. lazy bitch!

26) Does this person have you as their other half?
aye

27) Do you think you & your other half will be best friends
yeh.

2 Have you ever made something with this person?
pancakes...kinda...

29) Have you ever taken bebo pictures with this person?
myspace

30) Have you and your other half fought before?
not physical. and only 2 verbal

31) Is your #1 on drugs?
nah

32) Does this person drink alcohol?
aye

34) Have you and your other half made up a hand shake?
probalbly

35) Have you and your other half done prank calls together?
hahaha ye

36) Have you ever seen this person dance?
haha yes

37) Have you ever seen this person sing?
only when were both singin and she doesnt know

3 Do you and this person have a certain saying?
lots

39) Do you know this persons bebo password?
yeh

40) Do you know who this person likes?
yeh

41) Have you and this person ever gotten into a fight that lasted?
nope

42) Does this person have a dog?
tidus doom...sadly

43) Does this person go on the computer often?
yes!

44) Have you and this person gone clubbing?
yep

45) Do you know this person's house alarm code?
murano street////aye right?!

46) Do you talk a lot to this person?
yeh

47) Have you licked this person?
yeh

4 Now say something only you and this person will understand?
your sexy in a fuck me i just popped oot a floor kinda way.

4 Has this person yelled at you?
yeh

49) Have you and this person got into a fist fight?
id pure win. but no

50) How much do you love this person?
a lot

meeeeh. im sittin boooored. watchin some stupid shit about fish! fish fuck sake.
I passed my drivin test woooop. but iv crashes twice which is not so good. Iv also not been at college much cause iv been ill...which is utter shite!!!! i miss it much.
HAHAHAHA a guy on the fish programme just cut his finger. what a wank.
Im debating having an 18th birthday party...i know alot of poeple...i like very little of these people. and if i was to have a party with people i REALLY want there it would be very small indeed. maybe 2 or 3. (including me) howevere my dad insists i invite ALL my family. BUT if i do then there will be alot of arguments. i couldnt possibly invite my mum AND dad. or it would be world war 3! No over exaggeration by the way.
Id hate to be a fisherman. It would make u smell so bad.
Anyway. i dunno what my dad knows! he just gaveme a big stupid lecture. grrr. i was just like...blah blah. not listening.
But really i know i need a job. so if anyone wants to give me one go ahead. wooo!
My dance show is on the 5th of December. so if u want to come then cool. however i dunno if ill still be in the dances as iv missed so much college.
i cannot be bothered writing anymore right now. goodbye