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Conor McGuinness

YOU'D bore the bollix off a wooden donkey!!

1/13/09 | me too! | Reply

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YOU'D bore the bollix off a wooden donkey
Me, Myself, and I
oooooohhhh SHIT......6th year

united!!united!
U-N-I-,T-E-D, UNITED ARE THE TEAM FOR ME WITH A NICK NACK PADDY WACK GIVE THE DOG A BONE, GO ON CITY F*CK OFF HOME
moscow,21st may 08,unforgettable!


im conor,17, and i live in straffan, and no we dont hav accents, go 2 naascbs,play gaa 4 sallins.finished 4th year,wat a year,klillary,alton towers, newcastle,skiing,campin,dossi
 ng,best buddies ball!one o the best nights ever!haha,wat a year,...newcastle was bril!!skiing is the best holiday ever,tho alton towers is a serious contender,paintball in the arse anyone?!,haha...4th year is bril, y would anyone not do it?? some ppl!!emmm...summers gonna be gud, money!!ha,5th yrs a pain in d ass!!

3 titles in a row, scousers dream on
city are pathetic...
viva john terry!!
you'd bore the bollix off a wooden donkey!!

if girls with big b##bs work in hooters, where do girls with one leg work?
.......
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msn: conormcguinness1@hotmail.com
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  • Choose Liverpool

    Choose Liverpool
    Choose Scumbag's,

    Choose to burgle your best ever goalies house...then burgle his replacements house,
    Choose to be hate united,just because we won the league and you won fuck all,
    Choose not to win the league in 17 yrs,
    Choose to be knocked out of back to back cup ties by the same team,
    Chosse disappointment and embarassment,
    Choose liverpool.

    Choose to believe everyone who wins except you are cheaters,
    Choose to believe you only have 3 players in a team carragher, gerrard and torres,
    Choose to believe this is your season but end up 20 points behind,
    Choose to believe you cant win anything with kids,
    Choose thieves,
    Choose liverpool.

    Choose Peter Crouch for 7 million
    Choose Grobelarr a match fixing cunt,
    Choose Fowler a fuckin smackhead with aids,
    Choose Igor Biscan(Sorry,but whose he?HA),
    Choose to carry a knife for when you go murderin around europe,
    Choose Liverpool.

    Choose to follow a club that stole a song from Celtic,
    Choose to follow the same type of fans who nicked tickets off children in Athens,
    Choose to believe God is a drug addict,
    Choose to burn Gerrard shirt when you think he's leaving you,
    Choose Steve Mcmanaman,
    Choose Liverpool.

    Choose to believe that youve had a good season becuase you got to the Liverpool cup final,
    Choose a manager who wants to be at a bigger club,
    Choose to be proud of a treble you can buy in a cafe,
    Choose to believe that you havn't won the Premiership because you havn't got the spending power....... not bcause you aint good enough,
    Choose Scumbag's,
    Choose Arbeloa,
    Choose Liverpool.

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  • only in ireland...

    Only in Ireland... Can a pizza get to your house faster than
    an ambulance

    Only in Ireland... Do banks leave both doors open and chain
    the pens to
    the counters.

    142 Irish were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from
    new shirts.

    58 Irish are injured each year by using sharp knives instead
    of screwdrivers.

    13 Irish have died since 1996 by wateringtheir Christmas
    tree while the
    fairy lights were plugged in.

    Irish Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after
    cracker pulling
    accidents

    101 people since 1999 have had to have broken parts of
    plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet.

    18 Irish had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper
    with a lit cigarette in their mouth.

    A massive 543 Irish were admitted to A&E in the last two
    years after
    opening bottles of beer with their teeth.

    5 Irish were injured last year in accidents involving out of
    Control Scalextric cars.

    AND finally......... In 2000, 8 Irish cracked their skull
    whilst throwing up into the toil

    0 Comments 286 weeks

  • funny sayings

    funny sayings

    I'm as sick as a small hospital
    I'm so hungry I'd eat a small child
    She had a face on her like a well slapped a*se
    Your' re as welcome as a f*rt in a spacesuit
    My mouth's as dry as a nun' s cr@ck
    He has rubber-lined pockets so he can steal soup
    He thinks manual labour is a Spanish musician
    As funny as a burning orphanage
    He's so camp, he shites tent pegs
    I'm as sick as a plane to Lourdes
    I feel like a boiled sh*te (hung-over)
    (when leaving) I'm off like a debs dress
    She had a face on her that would drive rats from a barn
    As busy as the Dalkey dole office
    Sweatin' like a paedophile in a Barney suit
    As tight as a nun's knickers
    I'm so horny I'd get up on the crack of dawn
    I'd crawl a million miles across broken glass to kiss the exhaust of the
    van that took her dirty knickers to the laundry.
    Up and down like a hoor's knickers
    No show pony but would do for a ride around the house
    Did your mother find out who your father is yet?
    What would ye expect from a pig but a grunt
    I left her with a face like a painter' s radio
    A Mickey the size of a double-value can of Right Guard!!
    Jays us, she could breastfeed a crè che
    As fit as a butcher's dog
    She ' s got more chins than a Chinese phone book
    Not even the tide would take her out
    Mother Teresa wouldn' t 't kiss her
    Daz wouldn't shift her
    Des Kelly wouldn't lay her
    A sniper wouldn't take her out
    Jays us, ya wouldn't ride her into battle
    If I'd a bag of bruised willies I wouldn't give her one
    She has a face on her like a bulldog that's just licked p*ss off a nettle
    She wouldn't get a kick in a stampede
    She had a f@nny like a badly packed kebab
    If I'd a garden full of Mickey' s I wouldn't
    let her look over the wall

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  • Sophia Wheeling
    Sophia Wheeling

    heyyy whats up THE SECRET DOCTRINE

    8/23/11 via Mobile
  • Sherill Eoff

    You have to check this out http://alturl.com/whb74

    8/13/11 via Mobile
  • Brian M
    Brian M

    ahem...BOTTLER!!!cough ahemHAHAHAHa

    9/6/09
  • Muireann Morrisey
    luv Muireann Morrisey

    :L :L :L yeah no need for sarcasm Conor 6th year will be fun...its called the leaving cert..as in you'll get to leave school...yeah but the zoo should organise a better system...or give em speed or something .... I dunno..yeah we have to .. like october or soemthing...Howth it feckin is...hahahaha my "swearing" is rubbing off on ya quite well :L

    9/2/09
  • Jade

    Haaa I'd saii it was :L I didnt know bout it! Haaa :L Yeah peeps wer tellin mii it was great craic did yew nawt go ? :) x 0 x 0 x 0 x 0

    8/31/09
  • Muireann Morrisey
    luv Muireann Morrisey

    Twill indeeed Conor...As will 6th year :L .... Ah I'm telling ya Conor your kinda lucky you didnt go to the zoo ... All the animals just slept and sat there and loads of the things weren;t even open..Howth was faaaaar beetter,,,:L haha yeah me and Amy spent time on those captions...Howth really was mint though...we'll have to do it again./... haha I doubt i'll miss ya at Coldplay..we can arrange something :D

    8/30/09
  • Jade

    Howth? :S I wasnt told anythin bout Howth Haa a:L I was in skool tedaii! :( Ehh nawt reli am goinn teh a 21st on Staurdaii? Nope am nawt goinn are yhouu? x 0 x 0 x 0 x 0

    8/27/09
  • Jade

    Conor (: Longgg Timee Noo Talkk Mii Lil' Buddie :L Are yhouu ever on Msnn Kidd! :L :L x 0 x 0 x 0 x 0

    8/27/09
  • Muireann Morrisey
    Muireann Morrisey

    :L :L :L yeah ty will be immense...did you do it???what kind of work do ya do???or are you just on about the keaving cert in general...a year full of work,...beautiful...:D ...:L :L yeah actually you'll probably be the 1st one i spot....heard an ad on 2fm today....DOORS OPEN AT 6...:D :D :D :D be theeeeeeere....i'll actually call ya tho...so ya can like carry me to the front :L

    8/24/09
  • Leanne Neville Lane
    Leanne Neville Lane

    i was going to beauty thearpy but im not any more i was thing of trying to get a job for the year and then applie for a plc next year when i make up my mind.?? omg eww id hate to be the leaveing :L :L :L ..

    8/22/09
  • luv Don Walsheone

    This is coming from the king of all bottlers!!!

    8/21/09
  • .Aisling Brenan.
    luv .Aisling Brenan.

    Duude :) mint weekend lol wish we cud v had yous all bak with us :( xx

    8/21/09 via Mobile
  • Jade

    No joke I nli get credit nd its gone de nxt daii I tink its because I have no free txts teh ny network anymore but amm supposed teh :L Haaaa But sure I'll talk che on dis mii friend. :P Why yhouu nawt goinn' reunion tmorw. ? x 0 x 0 x 0

    8/20/09
  • CianHoban
    CianHoban

    well he droppin dwn to pass this yr!! ye i no it was perfect ha nd i remembered all of it too!!

    8/20/09
  • Don Walsheone

    I never forget ....... o_O

    8/20/09
  • Jade

    Conor ! :) Sorii No Credit Againn Mii Friend Haaa :L x 0 x 0 x 0

    8/20/09
  • Muireann Morrisey
    Muireann Morrisey

    ehhhh more like three words... COLDPLAY ELBOW THE WHITE LIES .... or 5 words whatever... :L :L CAN'T WAIT CONOR.... :D out of 40,000 people dya reckon we'll spot eachother? :D

    8/20/09
  • CianHoban
    CianHoban

    ye well im pretty sure he not gonna be there nxt yr so sounds good haha!! deadly i no a couple but prob wont see them...shud be good crack tho! ah no im not even gonna be as bad as i was at acdc ha!!!

    8/19/09
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    la amhain

    8/19/09
  • Popinfresh
    Popinfresh

    hah i knew ur lst name was mc guinness

    8/19/09