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- YOU'D bore the bollix off a wooden donkey
- Me, Myself, and I
- oooooohhhh SHIT......6th year
U-N-I-,T-E-D, UNITED ARE THE TEAM FOR ME WITH A NICK NACK PADDY WACK GIVE THE DOG A BONE, GO ON CITY F*CK OFF HOME
moscow,21st may 08,unforgettable!
im conor,17, and i live in straffan, and no we dont hav accents, go 2 naascbs,play gaa 4 sallins.finished 4th year,wat a year,klillary,alton towers, newcastle,skiing,campin,dossi
ng,best buddies ball!one o the best nights ever!haha,wat a year,...newcastle was bril!!skiing is the best holiday ever,tho alton towers is a serious contender,paintball in the arse anyone?!,haha...4th year is bril, y would anyone not do it?? some ppl!!emmm...summers gonna be gud, money!!ha,5th yrs a pain in d ass!!
3 titles in a row, scousers dream on
city are pathetic...
viva john terry!!
you'd bore the bollix off a wooden donkey!!
if girls with big b##bs work in hooters, where do girls with one leg work?
ac/dc was amazing
- kings of leon, killers, kanye west, greenday, 50cent, snow patrol, akon, fray, razorlight, U
2, chemical brothers, red hot chilli peppers, arctic monkeys, mika, sean kingston, one republic, coronas, bon jovi, queen, r.e.m, scouting for girls, stereophonics, blizzards
, bowlin for soup, wombats, enemy, keane, who doesn like a bit of katy perry haha
- happy gilmore, anger management, american pie, gladiator, dukes of hazard, godfather1, 2 n 3, 300, 3 bourne films, superbad, american gangster, dark knight
- UNITED!!rugby, gaa, golf, n de cbs, gaa 4 sallins...jesus did play for sallins
- Oxegen 08
- Oxegen was quite possibly the greatest day of my life!cant wait til 09!
- Happiest When
- wit my friends, playin golf nd castlewarden beatin naas, wen its summer, wen not doin exams, havin waterfights, on holidays, on d ski trip in 2nd yr and 4th year, alton towers, dat wz d crasiest trip evr, xmas hols, bondi, parties, ivy...
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Choose to burgle your best ever goalies house...then burgle his replacements house,
Choose to be hate united,just because we won the league and you won fuck all,
Choose not to win the league in 17 yrs,
Choose to be knocked out of back to back cup ties by the same team,
Chosse disappointment and embarassment,
Choose to believe everyone who wins except you are cheaters,
Choose to believe you only have 3 players in a team carragher, gerrard and torres,
Choose to believe this is your season but end up 20 points behind,
Choose to believe you cant win anything with kids,
Choose Peter Crouch for 7 million
Choose Grobelarr a match fixing cunt,
Choose Fowler a fuckin smackhead with aids,
Choose Igor Biscan(Sorry,but whose he?HA),
Choose to carry a knife for when you go murderin around europe,
Choose to follow a club that stole a song from Celtic,
Choose to follow the same type of fans who nicked tickets off children in Athens,
Choose to believe God is a drug addict,
Choose to burn Gerrard shirt when you think he's leaving you,
Choose Steve Mcmanaman,
Choose to believe that youve had a good season becuase you got to the Liverpool cup final,
Choose a manager who wants to be at a bigger club,
Choose to be proud of a treble you can buy in a cafe,
Choose to believe that you havn't won the Premiership because you havn't got the spending power....... not bcause you aint good enough,
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Only in Ireland... Can a pizza get to your house faster than
Only in Ireland... Do banks leave both doors open and chain
the pens to
142 Irish were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from
58 Irish are injured each year by using sharp knives instead
13 Irish have died since 1996 by wateringtheir Christmas
tree while the
fairy lights were plugged in.
Irish Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after
101 people since 1999 have had to have broken parts of
plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet.
18 Irish had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper
with a lit cigarette in their mouth.
A massive 543 Irish were admitted to A&E in the last two
opening bottles of beer with their teeth.
5 Irish were injured last year in accidents involving out of
Control Scalextric cars.
AND finally......... In 2000, 8 Irish cracked their skull
whilst throwing up into the toil
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I'm as sick as a small hospital
I'm so hungry I'd eat a small child
She had a face on her like a well slapped a*se
Your' re as welcome as a f*rt in a spacesuit
My mouth's as dry as a nun' s cr@ck
He has rubber-lined pockets so he can steal soup
He thinks manual labour is a Spanish musician
As funny as a burning orphanage
He's so camp, he shites tent pegs
I'm as sick as a plane to Lourdes
I feel like a boiled sh*te (hung-over)
(when leaving) I'm off like a debs dress
She had a face on her that would drive rats from a barn
As busy as the Dalkey dole office
Sweatin' like a paedophile in a Barney suit
As tight as a nun's knickers
I'm so horny I'd get up on the crack of dawn
I'd crawl a million miles across broken glass to kiss the exhaust of the
van that took her dirty knickers to the laundry.
Up and down like a hoor's knickers
No show pony but would do for a ride around the house
Did your mother find out who your father is yet?
What would ye expect from a pig but a grunt
I left her with a face like a painter' s radio
A Mickey the size of a double-value can of Right Guard!!
Jays us, she could breastfeed a crè che
As fit as a butcher's dog
She ' s got more chins than a Chinese phone book
Not even the tide would take her out
Mother Teresa wouldn' t 't kiss her
Daz wouldn't shift her
Des Kelly wouldn't lay her
A sniper wouldn't take her out
Jays us, ya wouldn't ride her into battle
If I'd a bag of bruised willies I wouldn't give her one
She has a face on her like a bulldog that's just licked p*ss off a nettle
She wouldn't get a kick in a stampede
She had a f@nny like a badly packed kebab
If I'd a garden full of Mickey' s I wouldn't
let her look over the wall
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