Dave Alejandro Ernesto Luis Neville

"You like it?" he said to Mort, in pretty much the same tone of voice people used when they said to St George, "You killed a what?"

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Dave Alejandro Ernesto Luis Neville
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  • Città: La Republica da Cork
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  • Data registrazione: April 2006
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I have Facebook now. Good bye Bebo. We'll always have dodgy broadband.
Tutto su di me
Hi, I'm Big Enough Dave.

Ballstein from Zoolander : "You want an opinion?? Fine. Here's one. With a push up bra you could actually have a nice rack o' lamb goin' on there."


"Those with no understanding of history, lead badly. Those without knowledge of language, speak poorly, and those without an education in mathematics get the numbers wrong. How can it be that we allow them to lead a country?"

Steven O'Connor is a bad man. FACT.


Movies are my life, along with a bunch of other stuff...."friends" and such.

Al Pacino is THE man.FACT.

Have a quote or two...

TIM: (bleeding) I think we should lose the axe
MIKE: I like the axe!
TIM: I like my face Mike!
MIKE: I like your face....
TIM:...(fumes) Alright, we'll keep the axe.


ED: Big Al says he's connected!
SHAUN: Yeah, well Big Al also says dogs can't look up...
Musica! (in no particular order)
The Frames,
Massive Attack,
MUSE,
Bloc Party,
Kasabian,
Daft Punk,
The Stone Roses,
Snow Patrol...well, a bit.They're kinda annoying...
Coldplay,
Killers,
LED ZEPPELIN,
FRED,
Kaiser Chiefs,
Hans Zimmer,
Mike Oldfield,
U2,
The Red Hot Chili Peppers,
RAMMSTEIN, Moby,
Radiohead,
The Presidents Of the United State of America
NEW ORDER, Joy Division, Depeche Mode,
The SMITHS, Megadeth (happy Brendan???) Weird Al Yankovich,
The Arcade Fire (mental Canadians) Oh, and David Bowie. For obvious reasons.
....Its nearly endless..................
and of course, the crazy ladies of KVX.
Rush! I have decided that one day I am going to marry Regina Spektor, or at least try! :P
Robyn
Cinerama
Gladiator, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy(I read the book before any of you even heard of it!!!HA!!!), Scarface, Goodfellahs, The Godfather, Shaun of the Dead, Dodgeball, Anchorman, Leon, The original Star Wars, Black Hawk Down, Saving Private Ryan, Band of Brothers[I know its a tv series!],
Enter the Dragon, Spirited Away, Howl's Moving Castle, Princess Mononoke, Porco Rosso, Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind, Akira, Crouching Tiger;Hidden Dragon, House of Flying Daggers, Batman, Batman Begins, Brotherhood of the Wolf, Memento, The Bourne Identity, Bourne Supremacy, Reservoir Dogs, PULP FICTION, Donnie Darko, Dog Soldiers, Hard Candy, The Great Escape, ...There's a wealth of others that escape me right now.. Citizen Kane[legendary]
Then there's Blade Runner. Casino Royale... it was actually good!
Clerks, Clerks 2, Dogma...anything with Jay & Silent Bob really.
300. No explanation needed. Sunshine, Blades of Glory, In Bruges (genius), Juno, Eastern Promises... (this is never gonna be comple
Religious affiliations
--Jedi--
(Here's to Bill Bailey!)
Suspected Activities
Hanging out with my friends and talking about everything and anything....Watching a quality film. Reading a good book. Being a slave to Bebo... Warhammer 40, 000(I just collect) That and discovering lots of food in the fridge...PRAISE THE LORD!!!!
Everything
.........in it's right place.
Comedians(In no particular order cos I'm wrecked)
Tommy Tiernan, Billy Connolly, Eddie Izzard, Deirdre O'Kane, Daragh O Briain, Andrew Maxwell, Colin Murphy, Dylan Moran, Bill Bailey(!!!), Dave McSavage, Dave Chappelle, Richard Pryor, Will bleedin Ferrell, Eddie Murphy(He was a standup!)and that guy who does mime...Reuben! And of course, Bill Hicks.
La mia metà
Brendan Halpin

Brendan Halpin

Don't go into the caves, that's where he hides....

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    • Is Steve O'Connor a complete tech-tard?? I think I so!!

      1. Not at all, highly competent with computers. He finished BOTH Knights of theld Republic games.
      2. Steven's alright, but he needs to realise his computer is an old mule and needs to be shot.
      3. Complete and utter caveman
      4. I once saw him fail to tie his shoes. And no he wasn't drunk either....
      5. Quite possibly the mising link between man and the apes. he gives ape a bad name.

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    • Are you a pogonophobe?

      1. I'm a what???
      2. Yes, yes I am....I have a problem! *sobs*
      3. No way! Feeeel the Fuzzzz!
      4. I AM GANDALF THE GREY!
      5. p-rrr.

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    • Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are

      1. KINGS AMONGST MEN!!! henceforth my life will be modelled on them.
      2. Damn good
      3. Damnded gooder
      4. Good wine also
      5. wha' boy???

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    Which psychopath are you?

    Hannibal

    You are one of a few. Cold, cool and slightly insane. When you strike it's 100% success rate and you have never been caught. When people look at you they see charm a real gentleman/lady but if they knew what you had served them for lunch they wouldn't have liked you so much.
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    • Quotables:

      If complete and utter chaos was lightning, then he'd be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and shouting 'All gods are bastards'.

      Terry Pratchett

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    • To America: A Response

      To any Americans viewing this profile:
      Congratulations.
      Whichever way you voted, or didn't vote; this is irrelevant.
      Your nation has made history and once again proved that it has the right to be the leading nation of the free nations of the world.

      I wish you all luck; if only Irish politics wasn't as mired in dull repitition and stale deadlock, perhaps we could elect leaders with as much vision as Barack Obama.

      Well done!

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    • Stolen from an undisclosed location in Khazakhstan.

      Subject: Fly Qantas

      Remember it takes a college degree to fly a plane but only a high school diploma to fix one. After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet," which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems; document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor.

      Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by Qantas' pilots (marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance engineers.

      By the way, Qantas is the only major airline that has never had an accident...

      P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
      S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.

      P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
      S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

      P: Something loose in cockpit.
      S: Something tightened in cockpit.

      P: Dead bugs on windshield.
      S: Live bugs on back-order.

      P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
      S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

      P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
      S: Evidence removed.

      P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
      S: DME volume set to more believable level.

      P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
      S: That's what they're for.

      P: IFF inoperative.
      S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

      P: Suspected crack in windshield.
      S: Suspect you're right.

      P: Number 3 engine missing.
      S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

      P: Aircraft handles funny.
      S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.

      P: Target radar hums.
      S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

      P: Mouse in cockpit.
      S: Cat installed.

      And the best one for last..................

      P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
      S: Took hammer away from midget

      1 commento 547 giorni

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    chiudi How Manly Are You?

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    You are the man that everyone wants to be. Your hench body and the girls surrounding you gives off all the right manly vibes. You'd love a sports car and the occasional beer, but you've got it all under control.
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    • Mary-Kate Ocallaghan.
      Mary-Kate Ocallaghan.

      Hey:D

      4 settimane fa
    • Paddy Fox
      Paddy Fox

      That's what you get for working in a cinema you lucky so and so.

      20 settimane fa
    • Paddy Fox
      Paddy Fox

      Urine soaked??? Whatever you do in your own time is fine but other than that i'm peachy, how are you?

      20 settimane fa
    • Paddy Fox
      Paddy Fox

      At last i have found you in this urine soaked hellhole.

      21 settimane fa
    • Niall Murphy
      Niall Murphy

      It probably was me, I had a profile on Facebook before it was the big thing, created it and never logged in again and lost all details. I do not plan to return anytime soon. I hope you were high too, I know I was. Shades are a necessity when wearing a suit, regardless of time and location.

      29 settimane fa
    • Niall Murphy
      Niall Murphy

      For far too long our witticisms have fallen on deaf ears, we need an audience for this sort of thing. As much as I would love a pub session I am still cursed to work Thursday through to Monday and Ye the Lord sayeth Niall shalt not enjoy the night life on the liveliest of the nights for he is molded to work for a heartless corporation and bask he in the glory of a Benefits Scheme.

      Myself and the lads did what we always do in the face of possible shenanigans, got thrashed and sat around in a room. Sitting rooms are preferable but any room will do with enough booze and Mary Jane. Who needs socialising when you have substance abusing? Me probably.

      31 settimane fa
    • Niall Murphy
      Niall Murphy

      Glad to hear you share my views on how to maintain a relationship, torrents of abuse. The Life of Niall sounds like it would make for an awesome movie, but I think only other stoners would enjoy it quite as much. I'm sure we will have plenty of time for making a nuisance of ourselves over the summer when you get a break from all this college bidniss. We can anger the Gardi and piss off bouncers to our hearts content. When I was talking to a girl in Maynooth last time I was home Donal left and said "I'll let you work your magic" after several minutes of laughing I had to explain my complete lack of magic to the girl. Surprised she hadn't noticed already.

      33 settimane fa
    • Niall Murphy
      Niall Murphy

      Dude, such an essay of a comment, don't you know I'm too high at night to reply to such literary works? Congratulations on your new found lady friend. She sounds like quite the catch. I assume you can't help but throw in the odd slagging about her country of origin? I know I would, then again I am a Bad Man. Or so everyone keeps telling me. I'm sure you could bring your lady friend to the pub, what are you worried about? Ronan or Donal charming her away from you? My arse.

      33 settimane fa
    • Ruadhan Delea
      Ruadhan Delea

      nah nothing too racist yet I think, I could have just been too drunk remember. I was thinking about coming home but iv now decided im prob goin to head over to melbourne or sydney in the next few weeks, I cant come all the way to oz and only see one city!

      33 settimane fa
    • Niall Murphy
      Niall Murphy

      Oh crikey, not a phone call from O'Connor. I couldn't bare another telling of how things are. What have you been up to? Assignments and essays and such I imagine, you crazy college types. Looks like we may have Donal gracing us with his presence next week, possibly "Roodboy" Gorry too. I've been working away for most of the last while, climbing the corporate ladder one coffee break at a time. The occasional piss up of course.

      33 settimane fa
    • Elaine O Sullivan
      luv Elaine O Sullivan

      i'll take that as its going that badly then :L :L :L :L

      33 settimane fa
    • Ruadhan Delea
      Ruadhan Delea

      yo dude hows it going? are u back in bwm again for the summer? still havin a laugh over here and the weather is savage. moneys startin to run low though and I still cant find a job so I cud be in trouble soon ....oh well shit happens!

      34 settimane fa
    • Elaine O Sullivan
      luv Elaine O Sullivan

      Hey howz the studing going mr neville??

      34 settimane fa
    • Ronan Gorry
      luv Ronan Gorry

      goin to the Loose for Free tomorrow. the board is set, the pieces are moving...

      34 settimane fa
    • luv JoEy

      meh not that well!! well i never go and am failin haha!! hows u?

      35 settimane fa
    • Mary Philpott
      Mary Philpott

      well there better be..... im freaking out about not having a job and like what could be better than going back to BWM....oh the fun we had there :P :L :L
      i may be rong here but i think i saw u at mass the other day..... it may not have been u... but it really was like the IMAGE of u :L :L

      35 settimane fa
    • Mary Philpott
      Mary Philpott

      Well i never....:L

      blah like six weeks to the leaving...and im spendng Easter not studying. soooo lazy. nearly begged for my job bak and all.. got a "we'll call u if theres work" which isnt very promising is it :(

      35 settimane fa