1) Cover your stump before you hump

2) Before you attack her, wrap your whacker

3) Don't be silly, protect your Willie

4) When in doubt shroud you spout

5) Don't be a loner, cover your boner

6) You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong

7) If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it

If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey

9) It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter

10) If you slip between her thighs, condomize

11) She won't get sick if you wrap your dick

12) If you go into heat, package your meat

13) While your undressing Venus, dress up your penis

14) When you take off her pants and blouse, suit up your mouse

15) Especially in December, gift wrap your member

16) Never ever deck her, with an unwrapped pecker

17) Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool

1 The right selection, is to protect your erection

19) Wrap it in foil, before you check her oil

20) A crank with armor, will never harm her

21) If you really love her, wear a cover

22) Don't make a mistake, cover your snake

23) Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener

24) If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket

25) No glove, no love

26) If you think she'll sigh, cover old one eye

27) Even If she's eager, protect her beaver

2 No one likes a horses ass, protect yourself at climax

29) Shield her from the hunt until you shoot her in the cunt

30) Avoid a frown, contain your clown

31) Harness the pygmy man before entering the bearded clam

32) Constrain the little head before you stick it in the shed

33) Put a condom on your dink before you dart it in her sink

34) The weasel you must surround before you please her on the ground

35) Cloak the joker before you poke her

36) Encase that torch before you paint her porch

37) Cape your throbber before you bob her

3 After detection sheath your erection

39) Before you penetrate hide your magistrate

40) Don't surprise her plug your Geyser

41) Cover that lumber before you pump her

42) Protect her wrinkle before you sprinkle

43) She won't bristle if you wrap your whistle

44) House your noodle then release your strudel

45) Put your dog in the pound and make her yelp like a hound

46) Shelter your jerky then nab that turkey

47) Cage that snake then shake and bake

4 Cover your peter it will be much neater

49) Coat that Labrador then allow him to explore

50) It's always funky to cage your monkey

51) It won't be funny with a coatless dummy

52) It won't be fun with an unwrapped thumb

53) It's not much money to catch your honey

54) Don't be a fool cover your tool

55) Hood that match then scratch that thatch

56) Stitch that switch then itch her niche

57) Wrap that tool to catch the drool

5 It ain't no jibe to protect her hive

59) Contain that sputum before you use him

60) Restrain your log then plow her bog

61) Glove your pecker before you check her

62) Coat that slimmer before you prime her

63) Condomize then womanize (or sodomize)

64) Cover old pete then grind her meat

65) Guard your peter before you meet her

66) Check your list before you tryst

67) Wrap your bate before you mate

6 Can your worm before you squirm

69) Cover your pipe you dumb ass wipe

70) Contain your lizard then tickle her gizzard

71) Bag the mole then do her hole

72) Cuff your carrot before you share it

73) Jail your number then call the plumber

74) Cover your vein then drive her insane

75) Wrap that pickle then slip her a tickle

76) Protect your dink then fluff her mink

77) Restrain your lantern then stick it in her cavern

7 Shroud your trout then make her shout

79) To make her squat like a turkey, cover your Jerky

80) Box your blister then poke her in the whiskers

81) Wrap your spout to catch the trout

1. Full Name: jamie hugh wilson
2. Nicknames: wilson, jimbob, geordie
3. Birthday: 6th of october
4. Place of Birth: irvine
5. Zodiac Sign: Libra
6. Male or Female: Male
7. Year: 2007
8. School: no
9. Occupation: Farmer
10. Residence: Laurieston
11. MSN Screen Name: na random ppl gettin it

x__Your Appearance___

12. Hair Color: Black
13. Hair Length : Short
14. Eye color: Blue
16. Height: 6" 4
17. Braces?: Nope
18. Glasses?: Nope
19. Piercings: Nope
20. Tattoos: yip 2 of and want more
21. Righty or Lefty: Righty

___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First best friend: Dont know
23. First Award: Karate thingy
24. First Sport: Karate
25. First pet: tortoise called bob
26. First Real Vacation: south of france
27. First Concert: Never been to one
28. First Love: chelsey but its all good cos i love ma wee wifey now lynne


___ Favorites___

29. Movie: Braveheart i know all of it
30. TV programme: South park
31. Color: Blood red at the moment
32. Rapper: prob be eminem
33. Band: Rammstein
34. Song Right Now: moonlight shadow
35. Friends: jinsin, wullie, temps...etc
36. Sweet: jelly babies
37. Sport to Play: Rugby
38. Restuarant: shanghi rendevous
39. Favorite brand: Alpine or momo or rage they all make such good stuff
40. Store: motor speed (www.motorspeed.com)
41. School Subject: Computing
42. Animal: Snake
43. Book: Em no actually read one
45. Shoes: nike
___Currently___

46. Feeling: Lonely
47. Single or Taken?: Taken and its great
48. Have a crush: yes
49. Eating: Nothin
51. Typing: yes
52. Online?: yes
53. Listening To: Cant fight the moonlight
54. Thinking About: Lynne
55. Wanting To: See lynne
56. Watching: Family guy
57. Wearing: work stuff there covered in shite

___Your Future___

58. Want Kids?: aye
59. Want to be Married?: aye at some point
60. Careers in Mind: fire man
61. Where do you want to live: in a house
62. Car: peugeot 205 gti-6 2.0 16v t16 turbo

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

63. Hair color: i like blonde
64. Hair length: shoulder length
65. Eye color: no bothered i like them sexy lookin
67. Cute or Sexy: both
68. Lips or Eyes: eyes
69. Hugs or Kisses: both
70. Short or Tall: no bothered
71. Easygoing or serious: easy goin
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: bit of both
73. Fatty or Skinny: skinny
74. Sensitive or Loud: in the middle
75. Hook-up or Relationship: relationship
76. Sweet or Caring: both
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: in the middle again

___Have you ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger: yes
79. Had Alcohol: yes
80. Smoked: no really never smoked a cig anyways
81. Ran Away From Home: hasnt everyone
82. Broken a bone: yes many
83. Got an X-ray: yes many
84. Been with someone: aye
85. Broken Someones Heart: nope other way around
86. Broke Up With Someone: ive never dun it
87. Cried When Someone Died: no
88. Cried At School: no

___Do You Believe In___

89. God: nope
90. Miracles: nope
91. Love At First sight: yip when i first saw lynne
92. Ghosts: aye the bastards turn ma tv on all the time and move ma wee green light
93. Aliens: aye i see one all the time it says its name is pie
94. Soul Mates: yes
95. Heaven: no well ill never be goin so its no real to me
96. Hell: oh aye thats were ill be goin
97. Angels: aye lynnes ma angel
98. Kissing on The First Date: yip
99. Horoscopes: no but i still read them

___Answer Truthfully___

100. Is There Someone You Want But You Know You Can't Have?? no the only person i want ive got and im so happy wa her and she knows how much i love her

If you’ve got something to say.I know it's everybody's sin.

Bad luck message on the telephone.Old Jamaica, runnin' we come.

If you’ve got something to give.Do you know what this means?
You fool no one, waiting to see if I'm gone.Just another hooker that the lucky can forget.

And I always kick the castle that's been built up on the beach.Heads will roll and rock tonight.
I hope this night lasts for ever.Screaming through a speed trap.
Daddy don't take him out, no, no.Put out of the picture, axe about to fall.
I'll make her wet, I'll make her mine.Just what I'm gonna do.