You might be a swimmer when............
You might be a swimmer... 21 hours ago

does this sound like you?

You might be a swimmer...

If whenever you hear an electronic beep, and you instinctively jump,
you might be a swimmer.

If you have rings around your eyes unrelated to the amount of sleep you
got, you might be a swimmer.

If waking up before dawn to exercise seems normal, you might be a
swimmer. (You might also be crazy)

If jamming a piece of Styrofoam between your legs is not a kinky sexual
activity, you might be a swimmer.

If bugs die of chlorine poisoning when they land on your skin, you
might be a swimmer.

If the phrase "This set with fins" is better than hearing "You just won
$1000," you might be a swimmer.

If you answer, "I don't need to" when someone asks when you showered
last, you might be a swimmer.

If you love a good lightning storm when you have outdoor practice, you
might be a swimmer.

When you learn how to squirt water 15 different ways, you might be a
swimmer.

When your long term goal is to slap your bicep on your lat, you might
be a swimmer.

When you wake up before six for the free doughnuts, you might be a
swimmer.

When you go through so much latex in one season you could wallpaper
your room, you might be a swimmer.

If a friend asks how a certain guy dresses and you reply, "I only see
him without his clothes on" you might be a swimmer. [SPEEDOS!!!]

If your friends have stopped asking you about your plans for the
evenings, you might be a swimmer.

If you go from store to store desperately trying to find your favorite
sports drink, you might be a swimmer.

If the first place you go when you're stressed out is a swimming pool,
you might be a swimmer.

If your daily apparel is held together by knots or is torn and see
through, you might be a swimmer.

If the phrase, "50 double armed backstroke with a breast stroke kick
makes you happier than anything, you might be a swimmer.

If being fish-like is a compliment, you might be a swimmer.

If your friends don't even call you anymore because they know that you
have no time to do anything, you might be a swimmer.

If your nightmares consist of a series of numbers ending in 0 or 5, you
might be a swimmer.

If you have hickeys on your neck, you might be a swimmer or you might
be lucky.

If you sweat chlorine even after showering, you might be a swimmer.

If you just don't understand the charm of the swim suit edition, you
might be a swimmer.

If getting smacked on the butt doesn't bother you at all, you might be
a swimmer.

If someone asks if you have any siblings and you start listing
teammates, you might be a swimmer.

If you are determined, strong, smart and tough, you might be a
swimmer

11 RULES OF BEBO
11 Rules of Bebo

one.
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under you picture that says
"top model pose"
"sexy bitch"
"arnt i hot"
doesn't convince anyone.


two.
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.


three.
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.


four.
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win,
you're still retarded.


five.
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you have new pictures
and begging people to comment on them is pathetic.
Make the bulletin once if you have to,
and those who actually care about you
will comment on your pics.


six.
If all your pictures look the same,
don't post them all.
Please put some variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face
8 different ways.


seven.
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!


eight.
Little 6th graders who have bebos
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.!!!


nine.
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true bebo Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.


ten.
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
(if they have them).


eleven.
And if you open a msg and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL!
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO LIFE WHATSOEVER MAKE THAT SHIT UP THINKING THAT PEOPLE WILL FALL FOR THEIR STUPID TRAP!!! AND YOU DO!!!!




This is a test to see how many people
in your friends list
actually pay attention to you.


"like omg if u dnt repost dis in 1 second at midnte/ and if you do at midnight your true love will...SHUTUP U FUCKIN ARSEHOLES!!! shit aint gonna happen"