Frothy walrus

While receiving a blowjob, the woman is made to laugh right as the man blows his load, thus, the semen gets shot out of the women’s nose. The semen dripping out the her nose resembles walrus tusks, and since air has been forced into the semen it bubbles, thus creating the frothy part. Much like when someone makes you laugh while drinking soda, only it semen.


Spiderman

While having sex doggy-style, just prior to ejaculation, pull out and let it into your hand, then spit on her back wait for her to turn around and throw the cum into her face like a web shot from spiderman saying ‘go web go’.

Donkey punch

Whilst doing your girl doggy style, as you are about to climax you will punch her in the back of the head in order to make her vaginal wall muscles tighten to better your orgasm.

One-eyed Pirate

When ur getting a blowjob, jus as ur about ta cum you push her away, jizz into her eye and simultaneously kick her in the shin, causing her to hop about on one leg saying arrrrgh and covering her jizzy eye.


The Gorilla Mask (orang-utan mask if ur foxy)

This one requires a little preparation. 1st shave off all ur pubes and keep em held where they should be, then, wen ur lady is sucking you off just as your about to cum you pull out and give her a facial, an throw ur pubes in her face.


The Bucking Bronco

This is where the man mounts the girl from the back, and cups her boobs firmly in his hands and quietly whispers into her ear. "These are almost as nice as your sister's/mothers/best friends!" The girl will then proceed to buck up and down like a wild bronco. You then time how long you can stay in for.



Rusty Trombone

One for the ladies… get your man to tell wen he’s about to cum and start sucking him off, wen he tells you he’s about to release his special man juice (if he tells you that is) you stick a finger up his Cadburys canal.

1 Who are you?.......
2. Are we friends?........
3. When and how did we meet?........
4. Do you hav a crush on me?.........
5. Have you ever wanted to punch me?........
6. Give me a nikname and explain why?........
7. Describe me in 1 word........
8. what was ur first impression ov me?.......
9. do u still think the same?......
10. What reminds u ov me?.....
11. If you could giv me anything wot wod it b?......
12. How well do u no me?......
13. Whens the last tym u saw me?.....
14. Eva wanted 2 tell me sumthing u couldnt?......
15. Are you goin 2 put dis on ur blog and c wot i say about u?.....