So I didn’t get much sleep the night before, and then Hannah and Emma got up early to go to uni and stuff and I couldn’t get back to sleep after that so I got up to watch tv. I saw the last five minutes of a program about these bad teens that train these bad rescued dogs and they only have a month then they take them to Crufts! It was quite sad because I only saw the bit where they had to give the dogs back so I cried a little again, but then it was ok because 4 out of the 5 teens decided to keep the dog for good!

Anyway, so I got up and rushed to uni – I had just found out that my deadline was a 2pm not 5pm. It was 1.30. I had to go to uni with wet hair. My teacher didn’t approve. Then me Eve and Lynne went for lunch at the social. It was really nice but the waiters were pretty rubbish. Lynne had to go home because she was working so I did a bit of shopping with Eve – I bought 5 pairs of earrings!! Then she went home too.

Because it was my actual birthday I wanted to go out but everyone was either working or had lots of uni work to do, so it was just me and Weegie. She came round to mine and we had some champagne then a bottle of wine each.

We went to the union and got drinks and said hi to people that were working. Also we watched the YMCA dance that was on for Bar Med which I’v never ever seen before! Then we danced.

Surprisingly I cant actually remember anything else. Apparently we saw Lauri but I don’t remember. Also apparently we got chucked out the Liar twice and then eventually removed from the building. Thank goodness that Lynne, Dan, Calum and Davie were there to film us and laugh at us instead of actually helping us. But then they did actually help us by taking us home and making sure we were safe. So thank you. And thanks for whoever paid for my taxi, and sorry to the taxi driver for singing, and sorry to Paul for sticking that photo of you on Mono door, and sorry to all those people I hit and told to shut up and thanks Lynne for staying over. So yeah, big apologies all around!!

Well it started on the Tuesday really because it would be quieter and easier for people to get the night off work and also I would turn 21 at midnight and that would be pretty cool. So I was in art college that day and it was like the worst day of my life – I was trying to finish my work because I had a deadline but it was taking ages and Eve was waiting in the Tartan Tea Room for ages and Emma was sitting in my flat with my flatmates that she doesn’t know, so really I’m a bad host.

So I didn’t get all my work done but I left anyway and I was really stressed and I cried. It was all very traumatic but I got over it quickly when I got home. So I opened some presents – my auntie got me the same bangle that my gran got me, but I really liked it. We were getting ready and I made pizza and garlic bread for dinner, but then I had to get ready so I didn’t get any and now I was rushing because I didn’t want to be late for my own party!

Hannah arrived from St Andrews – iv not seen her in ages so that was really nice! Katherine came from along the road – iv also not seen her in ages. We had some pink champagne that Eve brought – but you cant really call it champagne because it wasn’t from Champagne so really it was just fizzy rose wine. Did you know that Champagne is the only place that is legally allowed to make rose wine from mixing red wine and white wine together?

So yeah, then my flatmates brought me a cake and it was in the shape of a banana! It was fab! And it had a Chiquita banana sticker on it, which turns out was the sticker that had been on the floor for like a week and I stuck to Nikki’s door like the day before.

We finally left the house, half an hour later than planned, but I still got there just on time. Lauri was there decorating the place and it was beautiful! Paul and Weegie were the first guests, and then it was Lynne. Lynne gave me a present, which was from everybody, and it was a true storybook! Everyone had written a true story of how they met me or something we had done! It was so amazing! I cried again and I couldn’t read it because I was so happy! I got Lauri and Weegies present and they got me a new tea cosy hat and mittens to match! Obviously they listened to all the comments I was ‘subtly’ dropping.

More people arrived and they all had masks on and they were so good!! Dan’s mask had fairy lights on it! He got me a miniature cow parade cow that I can paint myself which is fab because I'm going to paint it like my favourite one from the cow parade – it was brown and it had the world map on it but it just looked like cow patterns. Coincidently it turns out that Paul's cousin Suzie - that was in the year above me at school – bought that exact cow! It’s in their house! How cool is that! And apparently I'm allowed to go over sometime during Christmas to see it (which I probably wont do because that would be weird).

Bennie came soon after and I knew her mask would be fab because she’s dead arty like that. It was better that I could ever imagine – she had glued sequins to her face with eyelash glue! It was so cool! And she didn’t take them off all night! Not even when she went to bed, eh Davie?

Most people had arrived so DJ Darren tried to ‘get the party started’ which was really funny because he sounded like Peter Kay when he does that Liberty X song.

So later everyone sang happy birthday to me and Eve brought out a cake, which was supposed to be a surprise, but DJ Darren ruined it.

Davie Mun's mask broke which was quite sad but then he did give me the plasticine cow that was on it, which later on got a smooshed up in my bag so no longer looks like a cow.

Then I had to choose my last song but he didn’t have any of the songs I wanted so I was a bit miffed. I settled for Tiesto - Adiego for Strings. When it was being played I realised it was a rubbish last song but I didn’t really care because all my best friends were there. But then

We were there for a while, a lot happened, ill try to be brief…

WEDNESDAY
Meet at the bus station – I was first to arrive!
Dan arrives – flag in hand.
I leave my phone and camera at airport security - freak out.
Turns out Lynne had them all along.
Awesome journey – I love flying!
Arrive in Belfast - Fox waits to surprise Paul - YEY!
Meanwhile Davie gets the boat – alone.
Cant find our hotel - long walk – we find it.
Get to our rooms, ours is a mess already.
Head down to Chambers Bar – we are last to arrive.
Davie Mun arrives after sailing across.
Get changed and head out.
Go for Chinese then to the coldest bar in Belfast.
Go to The Beach Club – its shut.
Go to The Bot – its too busy.
End up in The Eg – good choice - £6 for 6 shots!!
Davie and Dan pull.
Wear Davie Mun’s jacket.
Get home; tell everyone I ate too many eggs.
Davie phones reception to get porn.
Bennie gets V for Vendetta as well – it’s not cheap.
Sleep in same bed as Bennie and Mun – no deal.

THURSDAY
Wake up sweating because Davie Mun keeps pushing the covers on me.
Head to breakfast – pour tea on Lynne – eat more eggs (oops)
Get changed – meet downstairs – were last again.
Don’t go to art gallery – go shopping instead.
Buy 2 pairs of shoes!!
Buy a Subway of the day.
Fall asleep listening to Deal or No Deal.
Start getting ready 3 hours before we leave – still last.
Go to The V Bar – best cocktails ever!
The toilets are 100% MIRRORS!! AH!
Meet Emma – head upstairs to THE M CLUB!
Buy everyone drinks.
Dance! – get hypnotised buy the lights.
Dance! – take my stupid new shoes off.
Ally buys me a rose then pulls Bennie – who says romance is dead?
Get home – get ice – throw it all over Weegies bed – leave fake tan stains.
Finally get back to my own bed – sleep next to Moppy.

FRIDAY
Wake up – feel so rough.
Head down to breakfast – cant eat much – head back to bed.
Adam brings us ice – we allow him to nap with us.
Meanwhile Dan and Fox play cock or balls.
Go for a Quiznos Sub – it’s toasted – its good.
End up in Lloyds – watching paint dry.
Derek Miyagie misses Lucy Haggis.
Lynne locks Fox and Calum in a giant freezer.
Go to Ally’s for fajitas – they live up to their reputation
Kim’s muff looks like mince.
Go see Borat – piss myself.
Get to bed and watch TV.
Adam, Lynsey and her ‘twin’ brother come say hello.
Paul visits later – spits Watsits on Davie Mun.
I pull Adams finger.
Adam pulls my finger.

SATUARDAY
Wake up feeling fab – have biggest breakfast ever.
Adam is brought rice crispies.
The room stinks – Adam was pulling his own finger.
Check out by 12 – only 15mins late.
Go to Chambers for lunch.
Mince out there all day.
Lynne eats everyone’s lunch.
Dan makes a cauldron – then becomes one with the chair.
My auntie Anne comes to say hello, then goodbye.
Time to leave.
Get burger King at airport.
The plane is held together with tape.
I sit in the grey seat.
During a bad spout of turbulence I overreact and open the emergency door and get sucked out.
Create a new dance move.
Sit in the bus station for an hour – Adam wears Lynseys hat
I hold Bennies bag, now im her girlfriend.
She had an actual laughing fit in the bus – she snots on my arm – everyone hears.
Get back to Dundee at 10.30 – quick dash home then head to MONO!

Thank you Paul. It was incredible.