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- I recently got charged with "perverting the course of justice"............I groped a witness and tried to finger the judge!
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BEBO JUNKIE Its An Addiction
- used e hevy luv rap man but grew oot it! Stull like ma 50 cent though! Luv aw at Ultrabeat, Clubland, Scott Brown! Darren Styles is qwaulity tae! Ministry of Sound! All at shit man.........en obviously av got ma otha stuff like Indie, Oasis is ma numba 1 but, a luv Stone Roses, Ian Brown, The Verve, Newton Faulkners a Genius, The Scrypt, Killers n e Kings a Leon n hunners mer man Sum a Akon tae! Mer a less listen tae anyhin noo a days!
- intae ma fitba big time man, play weneva a kin! Luv Glasga Celtic, Artur Boruc is a Legend, Fuk Rangers!! A follow Morton aswell tho, yoo gota get ahind yur hame team yi know how it is!! A like aww sports really, a like playin pool n snooker n the occasional game of golf! Luv Watchin UFC
- Scared Of
- big butch wuman, scary basterts so they ur, dont like hairy wuman eethers man jist naw rite, lassies wae hairy faces n especially Hairy Fannies, at least try huva a wee trim eh! closin time in e pub tae, how come it always happens at e rong time man!
- Happiest When
- Sitn wae a bottle o bucky in ma hawn, gettin rekd wae ma buddies! gd qwaulity sex! wen a foon oot er wis actually a energy drink called "Pussy" !!!! No Joke lol n aye it duz taste nice as u could imagine!! Wen e Huns get beat tae......Absolute Best!! n wen a see a picture o Cheryl Cole! She defines the meanin of Sex On Legs!
- Wit A Hate
- How ur standards dissapear wen yur drunk! Shite Blowjobs!! Sexist wuman man! honestly ppl they've gota be up er wae rapists! Ers nae need fur aww e h8 they gee oot! Its hardly surprisen most o em ur single n roached oot er faces!! Wine Goggles, Junkies astin fur 2 Bob n e Royal Family n most of all.............the huns!!
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I read a woman’s valentines magazine the other day and saw an article entitled ‘How to know what’s going through the man in your life’s mind as he’s choosing your present”. It was a surprisingly long article, which at no point featured the words “This’ll do! A giant Toblerone, she’ll love that!”
'I would have loved to have a gay dad. Do you remember at school, there were always kids saying 'My dad's bigger than your dad, my dad will batter your dad!' 'So what? My dad will shag your dad. And your dad will enjoy it.'
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Awarded for scoring more than 100 points in one game.
Awarded for scoring more than 200 points in one game.
Awarded for scoring more than 5 strikes in one game.
Awarded for bowling faster than an average speed of 40 km/h.
Awarded for being a Clown! Can you find out how?
Awarded for playing more than 50 games!
Awarded for filling the scoreboard with strikes!
Awarded for scoring all spares in one game!
Awarded for winning more than 25 challenges!
Awarded for having more than 50 Bowling Buddies!
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