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John Lindsay

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9/3/10 Updated through Bebo Mobile | me too! | Reply

John Lindsay
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  • Male, 27, Luv 648
  • from Greenock n Port Glesga..........noo its Paisley
  • Profile views: 5,258
  • Last active: 11/26/12
  • www.bebo.com/JohnL3955

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I recently got charged with "perverting the course of justice"............I groped a witness and tried to finger the judge!
Me, Myself, and I
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Right folks naw on iss pish mer get me on facebook!!!!

BEBO JUNKIE Its An Addiction
Music
used e hevy luv rap man but grew oot it! Stull like ma 50 cent though! Luv aw at Ultrabeat, Clubland, Scott Brown! Darren Styles is qwaulity tae! Ministry of Sound! All at shit man.........en obviously av got ma otha stuff like Indie, Oasis is ma numba 1 but, a luv Stone Roses, Ian Brown, The Verve, Newton Faulkners a Genius, The Scrypt, Killers n e Kings a Leon n hunners mer man Sum a Akon tae! Mer a less listen tae anyhin noo a days!
Sports
intae ma fitba big time man, play weneva a kin! Luv Glasga Celtic, Artur Boruc is a Legend, Fuk Rangers!! A follow Morton aswell tho, yoo gota get ahind yur hame team yi know how it is!! A like aww sports really, a like playin pool n snooker n the occasional game of golf! Luv Watchin UFC
Scared Of
big butch wuman, scary basterts so they ur, dont like hairy wuman eethers man jist naw rite, lassies wae hairy faces n especially Hairy Fannies, at least try huva a wee trim eh! closin time in e pub tae, how come it always happens at e rong time man!
Happiest When
Sitn wae a bottle o bucky in ma hawn, gettin rekd wae ma buddies! gd qwaulity sex! wen a foon oot er wis actually a energy drink called "Pussy" !!!! No Joke lol n aye it duz taste nice as u could imagine!! Wen e Huns get beat tae......Absolute Best!! n wen a see a picture o Cheryl Cole! She defines the meanin of Sex On Legs!
Wit A Hate
How ur standards dissapear wen yur drunk! Shite Blowjobs!! Sexist wuman man! honestly ppl they've gota be up er wae rapists! Ers nae need fur aww e h8 they gee oot! Its hardly surprisen most o em ur single n roached oot er faces!! Wine Goggles, Junkies astin fur 2 Bob n e Royal Family n most of all.............the huns!!

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There are people that say there's no such thing as a good way to die. Those people have never heard the phrase 'Drug fuelled sex heart attack'

Watching gymnastics is just paedophilia for cowards

I read a woman’s valentines magazine the other day and saw an article entitled ‘How to know what’s going through the man in your life’s mind as he’s choosing your present”. It was a surprisingly long article, which at no point featured the words “This’ll do! A giant Toblerone, she’ll love that!”

I'm just saying, she looks like a good fucker, she looks like she could take a dick

Peter: (Grabs the microphone at a fast food restaurant) Attention restaurant customers: Testicles. That is all.

Fucking Chuck Norris !!

[As Gordon Brown] If you thought Tony Blair was a c**t, watch this!

I saw a peeping tom in your garden, but I warned him, this is my patch!

'Hit me at 80 and theres around an 80% chance I'll die. Hit me at 30 and there's around an 80% chance I'll live. Please stop trying to hit me.'

'I would have loved to have a gay dad. Do you remember at school, there were always kids saying 'My dad's bigger than your dad, my dad will batter your dad!' 'So what? My dad will shag your dad. And your dad will enjoy it.'

What is it about bald men with beards and glasses that kids find so appealing?

And I put it to YOU Your Honour, that that child is sexy

Oh the rangers are shite

You put your right hand up, your right hand down, left shoulder, right shoulder staring at the ground, you do the holy goalie, and you turn around and watch all the huns freak out, see

What's that Joker you'll be back, some how I don't think so.

What's that Joker you'll be back, some how I don't think so.

When I said I was a positive person I meant HIV!

And I put it to YOU Your Honour, that that child is sexy

TV shows that never made it to air - welcome to Blind Date, with me Stevie Wonder.

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      Alryt mr nuffink much jst gettin up for work yoo mwi last nyt a take it ? x

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      Lol x am not in my bed x av been up since half seven this morning x am just lyin on it chillen with a few joints and a dvd x seriously need to get to this shop though hehe x stay down the qb now x

      9/10/10 via Mobile
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      Well me thinks al be goin to the shop for a cargo if a can unmelt myself from the bed lol x the wains away so its party time x woohoo x x

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      Nothing much babe x sittin gettin baked during the week and a party animal at the weekend x lucky you x a could go a nice cold beer lol x x

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      Hows it hangin x x

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    • MrsAnderson
      MrsAnderson

      My sis ws in hosp so ws up visiting her..& my niece ws goin on a nyt out in paisley on fri nyt. Ws goiny join her bt decided nahhh :L Owa i knw ud let me in anywis :DD U do much at the wknd? xx

      9/6/10 via Mobile
    • MrsAnderson
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      Haha ws up ther pure loads las wk! Then i ws up on fri droppin my niece & her pal off. Aww i shlda came & visited yoooou :O xx

      9/6/10 via Mobile
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      thanks:DD x

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    • Cocopops
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      Alrighty x no been hiding any were lol x not very home at that game lol x stayin down the qb the now x neighbour hate me lol x too loud for them hehe x what you been upto x how you been keepin x

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      Heeeeeeey!! Am nightshift hunnie :( x Dnt finish till 7 ! Take it your on it x ?

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      Well there's a surprise x

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      We wil be onit usual haha x

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