Scuba Steve <stevenharris334>
did u FLUSH ur way STRIAGHT outa college?i had 2 bring in a SPADE for 2days class wit aiden.i love aiden wit all my HEART.Theres a new CLUB2 comin out called SWITCH do u wan2 go as a PAIR or we cud go21s?Mite get a DIAMOND ring or a SUIT 4 xmas.Got my new fire POKER and gona go TEXAS this yr.hear the KING and QUEEN ACEd a quiz otha day??theres a new BLACKJACK bar comin out soon.Well cya if u eva come colege again u joker.

Pronounce in a German accent for best effect

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband is in
hospital.

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A man walks into a pub.

He is an alcoholic whose drink problem is destroying his family.

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge?

She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly
low self-esteem.

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What do you call a cat with no tail?

A manx cat.

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Why do undertakers wear ties?

Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their
appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?>

One.

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Why do women fake 0rgasms?

Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Two men are sitting in a pub.

One man turns to the other and says: "Last night I saw lots of strange men
coming in and out of your wife's house"

The other man replies: "Yes, she has become a pr0stitute to subsidise her
drug habit"

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out
and runs away. One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders
off.

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Why are there no aspirin in the jungle?

Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell
pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest