ACCELERATOR: Half bottle of powers (See Booster Fuel)

ARROWS: Warning signs for competitors that there may be a sudden change of direction. However some competitors think that these are placed by cowboys and often ignore them, when in fact these are placed there by the indians!

BRAKE: Middle pedal thats pressed when all else fails.

BOOSTER FUEL: Other half of the bottle of powers.

BOY RACERS: Gobshites (See Gobshite) who think they are rally drivers.

CLERK OF THE COuRSE: Man who thinks hes in charge of the rally.

CO-DRIVER: Man or woman who sits beside the driver and knows that he/she could actually drive a lot better if given a chance. Has several law degrees.

CRASH: Its where Donegal man puts his kids during the day.

CRASH HELMET: Used to restrict drivers capabilities to think. Often tightened by co-driver until face of driver turns purple. (See Driver)

CAUTION BOARD: Warning sign (See Arrows) denoting location where everything is flat. (See Flat)

DEPUTY CLERK OF THE COURSE: Man (See Clerk Of The Coarse) who is convinced that HE is actually in charge of the rally.

DRIVER: Inferior sub-human, often convinced that he can drive through mountains, ditches and walls. May crash on occasion.

ELECTRICAL PROBLEM: Drove Con-rod through alternator.

GREEN BOOK: Porno mag.

FLAT: Beloved war cry of co-drivers (See Co-Driver) just before accident.

FUEL: The other half of the second bottle of powers.

GOBSHITE: See boy-racer.

IMPOSSIBLE: Not an option. (See Clerk Of The Coarse)

HALFSHAFT: a, ahem...ok its a semi.

LIMITED SLIP: Condition associated with walking on Guinness-coated bar floors. Accentuated if you wear Dunlops (wellies).

LOCAL LAND-OWNER: Man with pitchfork, unusaul sense sense of dress, and the most fascinating vocabulary. usually talks bout his recent heart attack!!!

MSI STEWARD: Only man who actually knows whos in charge.

MARSHAL MAN: Who couldnt invent an excuse quick enough to avoid getting the job.

MECHANICAL FAILURE: Ran out of petrol.

NOVICE DRIVER: Virgin, looks around 17, drives souped-up 1990 Ford Fiesta.

ORGANISERS: Worried looking people.

PACE NOTES: Books of notes describing the actual direction of the rally. Read by co-driver - ignored by drivrs...

PARC FERME: Reserved parking spaces for mechanics to work on rally cars overnight.

PRIZEGIVING: Where everyone from marshals to mechanics get pissed.

QUERY: Gay co-driver.

RALLY H.Q.: Biggest pub in town.

RALLY CAR: Expensive piece of machinery. Tends to hit off solid objects, walls, ditches, etc. Expensive to keep.

RALLY FOLLOWER: Woman or BOY who drives around after rally cars and believes that are better drivers than any rally driver in the world, has all the stickers to prove it.

REGULATIONS: Comic paper distributed by organizers in the hope that it will amuse crews. Understood by lawers.

ROAD BOOK: Issued by rally organisers to communicate to rally crews their intended route for the rally...

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