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  • Femmina, 20, Cuoricini 214
  • Città: westie
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  • Data registrazione: April 2006
  • Ultimo accesso: 8 ore fa
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all fur coat and no knickers
Tutto su di me
ah fuck it ya big dick




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hopping mad!!!
mia mia mia mia
so stick it up yer hole

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    • the perfect guide to drinking

      SYMPTOM: Pint appears to be crystal clear...
      FAULT: It's water. Somebody is trying to sober you up.
      ACTION: Punch him/her.

      SYMPTOM: Don't recognise anyone, don't even recognise the room you're in.
      FAULT: Don't panic - you've wandered into the wrong party.
      ACTION: See if they've any free pints anyhow.

      SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.
      FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
      ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.

      SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet.
      FAULT: Improper bladder control.
      ACTION: Stand next to nearest pet dog, complain about how house training has "gone to the dogs nowadays".

      SYMPTOM: Pint appears unusually pale and tasteless.
      FAULT: Glass empty.
      ACTION: Get someone to get you another pint.

      SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights.
      FAULT: You've fallen over backwards.
      ACTION: Have yourself chained to bar counter.

      SYMPTOM: Mouth contains fag-ends.
      FAULT: You have fallen forward.
      ACTION: See above.

      SYMPTOM: Beer tastes tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.
      FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face.
      ACTION: Retire to loo, practise in mirror.

      SYMPTOM: Floor blurry.
      FAULT: You're looking through bottom of empty glass.
      ACTION: Get someone to get you another pint.

      SYMPTOM: Floor moving.
      FAULT: You are being carried out.
      ACTION: Find out if you are being taken to another pub/party

      SYMPTOM: Room seems unusually dark.
      FAULT: Bar has closed, have yez no homes to go to
      ACTION: Confirm home address with barman, grab taxi home.

      SYMPTOM: Taxi's interior suddenly takes on colourful aspect and textures.
      FAULT: Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations.
      ACTION: Cover mouth.

      SYMPTOM: Everyone looks up to you and smiles.
      FAULT: You are dancing on a table.
      ACTION: Fall on somebody cushy-looking.

      SYMPTOM: Hands hurts, nose hurts, mind unusually clear though.
      FAULT: You have been in a fight.
      ACTION: Apologise to everyone you see, just in case it was them.

      SYMPTOM: Your singing sounds distorted.
      FAULT: That lager is too weak.
      ACTION: Have more drink until your voice improves.

      SYMPTOM: Don't remember the words to song.
      FAULT: Beer is just right.
      ACTION: Play air guitar.

      SYMPTOM: Ugly woman/man in your sights.
      FAULT: Insufficient beer intake.
      ACTION: Up dosage immediately.

      SYMPTOM: Shins and toes hurt.
      FAULT: You've been walking into things.
      ACTION: Maintain dosage.

      SYMPTOM: Squishy feeling in the hands.
      FAULT: You have grabbed hold of a woman's breasts.
      ACTION: Duck to avoid boyfriend's fist.

      SYMPTOM: Bed is bumping around.
      FAULT: Taking an ambulance ride.
      ACTION: It's too late, you made a complete arsehole of yourself

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      drink too much, lie too much, love too much, hate too much,
      curse too much, kiss too much, talk too much, cry too much...

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    • Chloe Andrews
      Chloe Andrews

      Hey Guys Check out My New Videos!

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      6 ore fa
    • Cath
      luv Cath

      LOL. I AM ACTUALLY PHYSICALLY DYING

      Aye nember at chilli, i beat the ballix out of it lol great.

      I think ive swine flu... or else a really bad hangover lol...

      Counting down the days till my birthday now Wooopaaa Lol

      xoxoxox

      3 settimane fa
    • Cath
      luv Cath

      HELLOOOOOO :D

      Emmm.. im thinking the bot.. although... its gunna be PACKED... but... you should come :) .. that would make my happy.!

      What you dressing up as?

      Loves you lots

      xoxoxxox

      3 settimane fa
    • Nikki Knickerss
      luv Nikki Knickerss

      i miss my mia!!!!

      4 settimane fa
    • Frances
      Frances

      hey hey hey havin a party on tue nite in my gaff 61 ashton park if ur up 4 it!

      4 settimane fa
    • Stephanie Finn
      Stephanie Finn

      not a lot up with me still tryna do maths at uni lol i'm gettin there lol u doin that at bmc? heard UP was very good actually, wouldnt mind goin to c it myself lol xox

      6 settimane fa
    • Cath
      luv Cath

      What up twinnie? Lol

      I miss you!

      Halloweens soon^_^.. I dont know what to do! oooo!

      Lavv you lots

      xoxox

      6 settimane fa
    • Stephanie Finn
      luv Stephanie Finn

      well stranger how the hell are ya? U at uni? Any craic with ya?xox

      6 settimane fa via Cellulare
    • .Debs.
      .Debs.

      Gym was closed again yesterday pure rage in a cage!! All my good intentions gone to shatters lol Got the cutest shoes, theyre soooooooooo pretty woman ud love them :P
      Hope I didnt miss much today.....apart from tweedledum banter of course :L
      luva ya!
      xoxoxo

      6 settimane fa
    • Smythers
      luv Smythers

      i was in london in june there with uni. i didnt like it much, people are to fast and rude lol. summer did fly in, i was working loads just and went on a few road trips with ursie lol.

      xoxoxox

      8 settimane fa
    • Smythers
      luv Smythers

      lol i dont mind lindy :)

      havent forgotten ya either wee missus! hope u r well and the future is sunny for ya :)

      wot u get up to during the summer?

      Hav sum red stuff

      xxxx

      9 settimane fa
    • .Debs.
      luv .Debs.

      Sitting in on bebo on a sat night? You musnt have ur loan yet either :P It really does suck donkey balls! And to make it even worse my lucky mother is going to Vegas tomorrow! boo! Oh btw i was really stuck over which bag to get you, there like the pink version of mine or the mad print one with gold but im afraid it could be a bit too mad....should i just go for the pink one????

      Free love! :)

      9 settimane fa
    • Linda Mc Cann
      Linda Mc Cann

      awk tanks wat u bin up 2?!
      xxxx

      10 settimane fa
    • .Debs.
      .Debs.

      Ewww how rank is new bebo layout....but still came on to be your loyal bebo creeper :P
      Ahhh tech starts again soooo soon and yea i am looking forward to it purely for the banter....DUBLIN....student feckin loan and of course all the pub lunches and random trips to the bar for ddaytime cocktails! Love it
      You not looking forward to going back? xox

      10 settimane fa
    • Questhousebudda New
      Questhousebudda New

      Sat 12th Sep - Bar Budda, Odysssey - Belfast

      1 room - 8 djs

      djs

      Reece Rodgers
      Haywire
      Bozy
      Aaron Watton
      Copy and paste
      Phunk

      and resident Colin Gent

      Funky to Progressive House

      5 quid in
      8.30 til 1am

      Hope to see you there !!

      House Music in the Odyssey ?

      Every Thur, Sat, Sun

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      11 settimane fa
    • Cath
      luv Cath

      Ive noo flipping Mula :(

      Was gunna tap the madre but i already owe her 60 and have no means of giving her it back haha

      Raging:(

      Wanted to go to that belsonic to....

      Not having a job sucks

      Cant wait to get this student loan!

      Oh, were of to manchester in november for a couple of days if ya fancy it?
      Its like some dance thing... should be good!

      Love ya lots

      xoxx

      13 settimane fa
    • Questhousebudda New
      Questhousebudda New

      Sat 29th AUG - Bar Budda, Odysssey -
      Belfast

      OUR BIG WEEKEND

      We introduce our very special guest
      SOULSEEKERZ to join the Questhouse
      residents Colin Gent and Emo

      Funky to Progressive House

      7 quid in
      8.30 til 1am

      Hope to see you there !!

      House Music in the Odyssey ?

      Every Thur, Sat, Sun

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      13 settimane fa
    • .Debs.
      .Debs.

      Im baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack! :D

      Friggin hell this summer project has well and truely been left last min all i have is lotsa photos. OH FUCK A DUCK! Lol
      You have sketches an all dont ya??? Dam u! :P
      Its my burfday soon :) hehe Im gonna be OLD! I dont wanna grow up!
      xoxoxo

      13 settimane fa