B0LLIX - Ross Munnely or any Laois players or supporters.

MIGHTY - Very good.

HAMES - A right ****. e.g. - "He made a hames of that chance."

TIMBER - Intimidation of a hurling opponent. e.g. - "Show him some timber."

LAMP - A good thump. e.g. - "I swung for the sliotar, missed by 3 feet and lamped the full back."

A CROWD - A gathering of people who watch a match and hope for random acts
of violence. e.g. - Meath supporters.

SCHKELP - To remove living tissue in the absence of surgical procedures. e.g. - "That hure from Tipp took a schkelp outta me leg."

HATCHET MAN - Mountainy type, uses hunter/gatherer instincts.

BULLIN' - Angry. e.g.- "The centre half was bullin' after I lamped him."

BULL THICK - Very angry. e.g.- "The centre half was bull thick after I lamped him again."

JOULT - A push. e.g.- "I gave him ! a joult and he has to wear a neck brace for 2 weeks."

BUSHTED - An undefined soreness. e.g.- "Jayz me arm is bushted."

THE BOMBER - Popular name for a fat hairy GAA player

A HANG SANGWIDGE - Consumed with "tay" on the sides of roads after matches in Croker or Thurles, usually contains half a pound of butter.

RAKE - A great amount of anything, usually pints of Guinness the night before an important match.

INDANAMAJAYSUS - In-da-nama-Jaysus, what was that for ref?

YA B0LLIX YA - Corner back's formal recognition of a score by his opponent.

LEH-IT-IN-TA-FUCK-WUD-YA - Full forwards appeal to a midfielder for a more timely delivery of the pass.

MULLOCKER - Untidy or awkward player released for matches.

BURST THE B0LLIX - Instructions from the sideline to tackle your man.

ROW - Disagreement involving four or more players.

MASSIVE ROW - Disagreement involving both teams, including goalies, substitutes and supporters jumping fences.

ALL HELL BROKE LOOSE - A massive row that continues out in the parking area or
dressing room areas, usually resolved by the Gardai

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