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Oscar Sanchez
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lol read this its funny
if you r a true latino you have to understand this
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Say the following words fast.
but in a latino tone.
PINK - CHEESE - GREEN - GOES
TEN - GO - FREE - HOE - LESS - IN - ME - COOL - LOW
if you didnt understand than your not latin
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is you a mexican?
Are You A True Mexican
Are U A True Mexican?
1. If you can run and play any sport while wearing chanclas....Mexican status!!
2.If you pronounce words beginning with the letter "S" by putting an "E " in front of it, (estop instead of stop), big time Mexican.
3. If you call a chair, a sher, you got it.... Mexican
4. If you grew up being called "chamaca or chamaco" ....Mexican.
5. If your late Tio left you a van and you turned it into a taco vending business, Yes, you're a Mexican.
6. If you have ever hurt yourself and your mamacita rubbed the area while chanting, "Sana, Sana, Colita de rana....." You're Mexican, big time!!!
7. If you have your last name in old English lettering anywhere on your car, truck, or tattooed on your back. Yes, you ARE a Mexican (proud one too)
8. if you refer to your wife as your ruca, your hina, your wifa, your old lady, or your vieja, guess what? You're a Mexican.
9. If you throw a "Grito" every time you hear Vicente Fernandez, then not only are you a Mexican, but you are a drunk Mexican.
10. If you have ever been pinched in church and been told "pobrecito de ti
si lloras" or "Vas a ver orita que salgamos." Yes, you're definitely a Mexican.
11. If you grew up afraid of La Llorona, or fear the dark
because of El Cucuy! Yes! Mexican!
12. Si te persinas with a lotto ticket in your hand before every drawing. You're in the Mexican Zone!!!
13. If you ask for something by "dame esa chingadera" instead of calling it by its name. Yup! Mexican!
14. If you constantly refer to cereal as "con fleys" or cake as "kayke". You're a Mexican.
15. If you use manteca instead of vegetable oil and can't figure out why your butt is getting bigger......You might be a Mexican.
16. If you have some tias that dress up in their prom dresses to go to a birthday party at "el parque". You are a Mexican.
17.If your Tias and Abuela dress up in their Sunday best with heels and all to go to the "pulga." (AKA tha Flea Market) Then, yes, you are a Mexican.
18. If most of the houses on your block are painted bright pink, mint green, and purple. Mexican.
19. If you use the bushes in front of your house, the fence, or the top of an old car to dry laundry. Yes, you're a Mexican.
20. If you're congested and your mamasita rubbed "Bicks" (That’s Vicks for you non Mexicans) into your nostrils and gives you "jugo de sebolla" with sugar, (grandma's recipe) to help relieve your symptoms. You're Mexican.
21. If you grew up being called "chamaca or chamaco" ....Mexican.
IF YOU DON'T NEED ANY EXPLANATIONS FOR ANY OF THE ABOVE, YOU KNOW THAT
YOU ARE A TRUE MEXICAN.VIVA LA RAZA!!!
IF U AINT ASHAMED 2 BE MEXICAN,
PASS THIS 2 ALL UR HOMIES1 Comment 360 weeks
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Rutheezy M. Babyy7/14/08u never ever talk to me =[ & i had a wierdo dream bout u last nite for sum reason Ernsesto to it was wierd i miss us talkin & u bein my buddy no ur a freaggin stranger! its like i disappeared! geez lu-weez!
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MoonSpell O-O3/6/08
U KNOW MY HOME GURL KAYLA!??? DATS WHATS UP SHE KOOOL
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Rutheezy M. Babyy2/15/08u dnt luv ure buddy no more!! u dnt talk to me!! =,,,,,[
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Marisol Hernandez7/21/07i didnt c u where at
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♥♥♥♥♥TH3 N4M3Z BRI4NN4 ♥♥♥♥♥6/13/07h3y Oscar watz ^ long time no talk how u been write bak iight luv ya byez!!
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James Sanchez5/20/07WUT UP BIICTH
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Selene Macedo4/28/07OH YEAH ME N NOEL R TROUGH HE WAS CHEETING ON ME THAT WAS FUCKED UP BUT FUCK IT I GOT AN EVEN FINER NIKKA!!!!!!WHY AINT I ON UR TOP FRIENDS>
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Linda4/19/07i recognize ur name...but not ur face...whoz dis?...
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Rutheezy M. Babyy3/11/07wat it do
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Marisol Hernandez2/8/07HEY BUDDY?
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♥♥♥♥♥TH3 N4M3Z BRI4NN4 ♥♥♥♥♥1/24/07h3y wuz ^ oscar!!! how u b33n??!! Holla bac iight!! ~~** Du3c3 **~~
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♥ FuCK CLiiCKz ii R0LL 1 D33p iiN DiiZ BiiTCH♥1/22/07hey my lil losser! wuz up?
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Jocelyn Quinones1/12/07hiu oscar I like ur flashbox
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Rutheezy M. Babyy1/8/07hey wuz up wichu>?havent talk to u in a minute..well i guess iz b talkin to u later...luv ya...duces


hey cutie nah J/K!!!! wat r u doing?
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