Alan Humphrey
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- I am Blessed! Surrounded by the best.
- Me, Myself, and I
- hey - 30 something (when the f**k did that happen?) guy, lookin to chat to other like minded geeky/hunky/hairy/homos. Big interest in Sci-Fi (geek) and soaps (sad)! The things which are important to me are my husband and better half, my friends and my family - all of which i live for, lost my Dad over two years ago and my best friend John the year after. Nothing can ever fill these voids and i miss them daily and dearly....so lets live for the now!!.
- The Other Half Of Me
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If Carlsberg made husbands...
- Music
- allot of diff things....otis redding, kylie, madonna, gossip, anyfin' camp and cheesy!
- Films
- original star wars trilogy, torch song, 54, bond, harry potter, superhero movies - Loving Iron Man and cant wait for Dark Knight, Wall-E rocked, Hulk was cool, Sex and the City made me cry, laugh then cry!!
- My fav things
- Watchin Dr who, drinking esspresso, eating meatball subs, watching a new film in the good seats after a good meal, eating out with pals, nights in with HB, waking up to stu, reading Heat and I.S., watching Dallas, watching Dynasty, watching Falcon Crest, Watching Neighbours ahead of the UK, fresh clean sheets then cuddlin stu, getting flowers from husband, finding the kitchen clean, finding the laundry basket empty, staff who keep me young, staff who make me laugh, staff that are shining stars, Dolllllll!!! (when darren shouts), Doll (when Isa says it), hearing i love you, cuddles from nieces and nephews, hearing my name for the first time from them, songs that take you waaaaay back, photos that make me cry, remembering the good times, remembering the bad times, meeting ex boyfriends and being nice to 'em, Liza, Dolly, Kylie, Madge, Swellen Ewing, Prisoner, Cell Block H, Margaret Cho, Donna Noble, Christopher Eccleston, Seattle, Melbourne not Sydney......and polar bears
- Scared Of
- Losing the ones i love and them not knowing how much i love them. Doctor Who getting cancelled. People being unhappy when i can help them to be happy. Failing.....
- Happiest When
- like a pig in sh*t when i am with my family, my neices and nephew, mum (mariano), big sis (bug) and big bro (jim) - also love having my man all to myself - he really has completed me (boak), so lucky to have met stuart, 10 years and going strong - absolutely spoiled rotten, in no uncertain terms, Stuart is my soulmate and an amazing, wonderfull, kind, funny and handsome bugger....finally managed to get married too!! Got some really great pals - whom i adore and mean the absolute world to me. Darren, Russell, Cameron, Diane, Topher, Chanel, Andrew, Brido, Celeste and all my boys!!
- My Idols
- My dad and my dearest pal John - always thinking of you. Both of whom had such a major effect on my life and had there lifes ended waaay to soon. The greatest dad ever, a gent and a loving family guy, who did anything and everything for his family and his wife. John was like a brother to me and a good part my devils advocate, consciense, party partner, confidant and best pal. Lucky now to have someone i consider johns equal....not a replacement, but a good friend.
- Most likey to say...
- Friends are the family that you choose to have.....
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Whats hot and whats not!
HOT!!!
Gawjus new mini cooper s - horizon blue - denim roof - the baby!!
Kylie Minogue in New York - This october with the hubby!! hopefully! Oh and Sitges in August ....yay!
The Weather - duh! 24*
Lovin' MY work! hahahaha
Getting excited by upcoming acts at Polo that i have chosen! woop! woop!
Pals - new and old - still surprising me....!
My family - in particular nieces and nephew - absolute stars - brighten my life and make it worthwhile.....growing up soooo fast. Getting broody.
Prawn cocktail wotsits
COLD!!
Getting abused by some bull dyke in george sq!! All because i chucked her burd out of the pub - YEARS AGO! lol
Folk that think they know it all! When clearly they dont!
Hate being grumpy when everyone else is drunk - Bah humbug!
Explaining difficult things....oh the joys!
Poor Susan Boyle - the press love to build folk up - so they can tear them back down! - absolutely disgusting. Poor Defencless woman.
Missing loved ones.
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Rants and Raves - Hot n Cold
hot!
Iphones!
The Six Nations - Grrrrrr
Dr Who in HD
Julie Walters is bloody amazin in anything
New Mini next month!!
havin' good pals!
Cold!
Ulrika feckin Johnstone winning BB - a bit late i know.....Homophobic cow
Watchmen - bored!
Cold Callers
Divas....
Havin to make hard decisions?!
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you know your bored when....Thanks Linz!
1.You need help, its 3am, and you need to get away. Who do you call?
Stuart
2. What are you excited for?
Ive just finished work - both jobs! lol
3. What were you doing at this time yesterday?
snoozin!
4. Have you kissed anyone whose name starts with E?
yes
5. Is the person you last kissed older or younger than you?
older....
6. Who makes you the happiest?
Stu or the kids
7. What should you be doing right now?
sleeping? nah....worryin about my wee pal!
8. How was your weekend?
nice actually - sat night in Edin - saw charles - hadnt seen him in ages....
9. Who was the last person to text you?
Thomas
10. Who was the last person that you texted?
Thomas
11. Your last missed call?
Mark
12. Thinking about anyone special?
My pal mr T
13. Is anything bothering you?
A few things.....
14. The last person to make you cry?
Catherine Tate - lol
15. The last person to comment you?
comment? like - check me out? guy with a labrador...
16. Who are you?
sometimes i wonder....
17.What have you learned in 2008?
Family is the most valuable thing ever. The ones you love hurt u most.
18. Are you having any troubles?
some, all in hand
19. The last person you turned to for comfort?
My Husband and best friend Stuart
20. You're home alone, and you hear something fall to the floor. What do you do?
Shit maself!
21. Whats your deepest darkest secret?
mmmmm - let me think - i dont have any life altering secrets.....pretty open guy.
23. Are you happy with where you are?
mostly - slightly sidelined....
24. When you meet the right person, do you fall for them fast?
i have done all the falling i will ever do thanks.....fell and will never get up!
25. Have you ever had your heart broken?
not for a very long time
26. Do you believe that there are certain circumstances where cheating is ok?
at poker? cards? monopoly ?? absolutely not....not acceptable
27. Have you talked about marriage with another person?
only with one other person other than Stuart - lucky to now be off the shelf.
28. Do you want children?
Would love to have kids - stu and I would be great parents. Its not viable. I am lucky to have 2 great nephews and 2 smashin nieces. Nice to see parts of myself and stuart in them.
29. How many?
one boy, one girl
30. If somebody liked you right now, what do you think is a cool way to let you know?
Sky Write it! lol
31. Do you want someone you cant have?
Ben Cohen count?
32. Do you believe love at first sight exists?
yes
33. Do you believe in celebrating anniversaries?
totally - cherish the ones you love or the ones you miss
34. Do you believe that you can change someone?
prob yes but its better to love someone for what they are.
35. If you could get married anywhere, where would it be?
I had the perfect day - dont want, or need to do it again
37. Have you ever broken a heart?
yes
38. Would you ever fight over a girl/boy?
i kinda have
39. Is someone in love with you?
my husband and i are in love - heheheh
40. Do you know anyone named Dave?
my ex
41. What color are your eyes?
brown
42. Has anyone ever mistaken you for a family member?
only on the phone
43. Have you ever tried Propel Water?
eh?
44. What color are the walls of your bedroom?
cream
45. Do you think that hair extensions look skanky?
cheap
46. Are you named after a grandparent?
my middle name
47. What are you thinking of right now?
im hungry
48. Do you know anyone in jail/prison?
soon to be
49. Ever seen a dead body?
nope
51. What is your mum's best friends name?
jean
52. How old are you?
34 but look 84....
53. Ever drove into the ghetto to buy drugs?
hahaha - does dennistoun count??
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Scene Glasgow1 week agoHey Alan Humphrey,
Great News, Scene is Proud to Present -
Rebecca Rudd From ULTRABEAT Live on stage.
This Saturday Night - 28th November 2009
And the entrance fee is ZERO!! completely free because we dont have one
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We anticipate being very busy so arrive early to ensure entry.
Warm friendly attitude free bar, leave your worries at the door and relax in our comfortable surroundings.
Also Remember, Scene @ Tattoo
Every Monday & Tuesday
FREE entry ALL NOVEMBER
ALL DRINKS STILL £1
**PS**
As if you could want any more,
We have Miss Cheri Treiffel
& her fabulous Comedy Drag Show!!
Live On stage Every Wednesday from 9.30 onwards.
Last Week was a raving Success!!!
Thanks for everyones kind words and support.
See you all soon
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**Scene Team**
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Nats Welsh5 weeks agouff am a day late am so sorry a thot it was 2day oh plz forgive me am shocking ait i happy belated bufday then dadi hope u got loads of nice things and spoilt rotten like u deserved to be mwah n hugs n sorri agaian xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Andrew Purves5 weeks agoHappy Birthday Alan.
Happy Birthday to you.
Happy Birthday to you.
Happy Birthday dear Alan.
Happy Birthday to you.
Mwah
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Thorn5 weeks agoHi Alan Humphrey
tlcglasgow
in association with Marshall Arts
proudly presents
THE HALLOQUEEN BALL III
LIVE AT THE TUNNEL
with
Irelands Biggest Selling Girl Band
Keavy & Edele from B*Witched
c'est la vie, blame it on the weatherman, to mention but a few of their hits.
Your Host for the night
DJ DARREN
Doors open 11.30pm
Entry 4.00 ALL NIGHT
Drinks from £1.00
Please arrive early to avoid disappointment
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Scene Glasgow5 weeks ago
Hey Alan Humphrey,
This weekend see's the long awaited arrival of Scene Bar.
Open Mon - Sat 12 till Midnight - Sun 12.30 - Midnight
Glasgows newest and biggest gay bar.
Our sexy staff compliment our sexy modern surroundings.
Free WIFI
Coming Soon - Food the Scene way!!
A great VIP area, which can also be booked for your special occasions.
We also have great hoodies and t'shirts on sale.
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Next Saturday -
Scene presents All Hallow's Ball, The spooky, funky festival of the dead.
Fun and frolics on the night, plus lots of treats and a few tricks.
You should'nt be seen dead anywhere else!!
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We are situated underneath the italian centre at 17 John Street (Basement)
Directly opposite Revolver and Speakeasy.
Scene Team
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Thorn6 weeks ago
Hi Alan Humphrey
This Monday TLC Glasgow presents
paSSionality @ Byblos, Merchant Sq.
We celebrate the launch of a fantastic new alcopops range – Pink & Blue.
As this is a special event we are giving FREE entry to EVERBODY!
So whether you’ve never been before, visit every week, or not been in a while, this is the perfect night to pop down & see us!
DJ Shawn Roberts playing your favourite dance music
Doors 11.30 – 3.00
Drinks prices from £1
and remember FREE ENTRY!!!
See you all there!
Shawn, Gordon & all at tlc
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****tlc Glasgow we are committed to keeping your midweek gay scene alive by bringing you the best nights out in the best clubs, with friendly polite staff and great levels of service. SUPPORT = SURVIVAL****
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Thorn9 weeks ago
Hi Alan Humphrey
Tonight ALLURE@The Tunnel presents:
Scotland's No1 "pussycat dolls" tribute act:
"The Kittycat Dolls"
This Live Show is MOST definitley one not too miss,
Performing your favourite PCD hits and an exclusive Don't Cha remix
We anticipate tonight to be busier than normal & would recommend early arrival to avoid dissapointment
Doors open @ 11.30pm
Entry £4 all night -limited discount flyers available
Every week we give you 2 Rooms with 2 DJ's:
Room 1 - DJ Darren - pop,chart, R'n'B
Room 2 - DJ's Gary /Fiona -dance & house
3 Bars-open all night- with drinks from £1
We hope to see you all tonight.
Much love
TEAM TLC
- aiming to make your Wednesday nightout BIGGER and BETTER. We make a DIFFERENCE by being DIFFERENT!
IMPORTANT NOTICE
We would like to remind customers that if you appear to be under 25 Security staff WILL ask you to provide photographic proof of age to prove you are over 18. -
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T Mcfarlane
hey big cus
well was thinkin about gettin together me u yivi and wee ible wht aboot 24th oct celebrate yours and yivis birthdy let me know i yer up for it we all are xxxxxxxx -
His Royal Highness Alcoholic Insomniac10 weeks agoYa cheeky cunt!
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The Sunday Club13 weeks agoSunday nights at Victoria's
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Re-Launching this weekend. 6th Sept
with..DJ Vance
back in legendary Sunday night residency.
Drinks from 1.50
FREE CD for everyone
guestlist at VICTORIAS.TV
It's gonna be huge! x
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Linsey Rafferty
Hey sweetie,
not sure honey prob early next week...when u workin n ill come in n get a wee natter wit u
Oh im starting on the classics tonight! lol soooo sad!
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Try My New Bebo Quiz!!
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