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  • Rant of a Sandwich Artist

    1. Choose what you want before you get to the front of the queue! You have stood there for 5 minutes, use your time wisely, there is other people behind you!

    2. If you have a book of vouchers, open it and read it before you get to the order point and for gods sake tear it out before you get to the till!

    3. If your voucher says you get a cup of juice with your sub, that’s what you get! How is it our problem that you have to drive? Did you read the voucher before you came in? Put a lid on it!

    4. When we ask you a question, please answer the question we ask and not whatever is in your head. “Toasted with cheese” is not the answer to “What type of bread would you like?”

    5. Why put a full cup of juice in the bin? Where do you think it goes? Do you do that in your own house?

    6. Please listen, when I say “I’m out if Italian bread” It means I’m out of Italian bread, repeating yourself doesn’t make it magically appear!

    7. When faced with the question “Would you like a cookie or packet crisps?” Answering “Yes” is not the correct answer.

    8. If you have ordered a sandwich for yourself and a friend, how are we supposed to know what sandwich to put cheese on when you say “cheese on mine”

    9. Do not order when you’re on your phone! Not only is it extremely rude, but we WILL up sell you and make your sandwich wrong when your not paying attention.

    10. How can you forget what sandwich you ordered less than a minute ago before?

    11. Don’t harass me to get you your cookie! No, I haven’t gave you your cookie yet, In the 5 seconds between you telling me you wanted the cookie, you have seen me take your money. I don’t have 2 pairs of hands! I will get you it! Chill!

    12. No you cant have an over 55s sub or a school sub if you are 25 years of age!

    13. When asked “Would you like cookie or crisps in your Meal Deal?” The answer of “donut” is not acceptable. How is a donut a cookie or crisps?

    14. NO! You can’t eat the display bread!

    15. Meatball Marinara is pronounced how it is spelt, not meatball marijuana, meatball marina, meatball magic, meatball marniay or any other variation.

    16. Why do people read things backwards? It’s Hearty Italian, not Italian Hearty!

    17. If you don’t have your student card, you don’t get student discount! Simple, bring your card with you!

    18. If you have a discount card and you don’t tell the person at the till about it, don’t act surprised when they ask you for full price! Sandwich artists are not psychic!

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chiudi Which Psycho Footballer are you?

Which Psycho Footballer are you?

Stuart Pearce

You're nicknamed psycho for all the obvious reasons, you're just plain psycho

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  • Santa
    Santa

    unfortunatley santa ate too many mince pies this year and after Rudolph dropped him he died. so RIP Santa.

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  • Graham McGowan
    Graham McGowan

    Who's in the frame then? What u been upto?

    1 giorno fa via Cellulare
  • Graham McGowan
    Graham McGowan

    no more john brown lol

    2 giorni fa via Cellulare
  • X Ducky X
    luv X Ducky X

    halloween was sooooo good!!!! xxx

    3 settimane fa
  • Vicky M
    Vicky M

    yeah the link s on my page :) x

    5 settimane fa
  • Vicky M
    Vicky M

    Hiya stranger long time no see hows u? x

    5 settimane fa
  • Ash Xx
    Ash Xx

    airdrie xx

    5 settimane fa
  • Ash Xx
    Ash Xx

    Hey huni how are you? You and Greg coming to my halloween party next friday?xx

    5 settimane fa
  • X Ducky X
    luv X Ducky X

    lol nah bebo is enuf for me... peepo are to nosey these days haha :P

    5 settimane fa
  • X Ducky X
    X Ducky X

    hey ma wee love! howz things with you? still enjoying uni? btw do u know someone called kinga? she used to work in subway.... xxx

    7 settimane fa
  • Ben Duncan
    Ben Duncan

    fair enuff then, lol im sure ur FORTUNES will look up, must be betta than celtic's fortune

    hahaha u lyk wat i done there dave :P

    iv stil got it :)


    aye man il b out, i hear its monkey dragon horse 1st, bt i mite b gettin a ticket 4 the humping of the arsenal, (tongue in cheek)

    so if i am then i wont b able to be out til like 10.30pm, but AYEEEE LETS GET MWI
    :P :D

    14 settimane fa
  • Ben Duncan
    Ben Duncan

    i thot ur team wer gona get increased confidence from beatin all these "leesser teams" in the 2nd div???



    u coin out on tues?

    x

    14 settimane fa
  • Lorne Brown
    luv Lorne Brown

    Ha ths is true hutton was shocking lst nyt . Hws thngs anyway bud hw did u get on wth th colege course?

    15 settimane fa via Cellulare
  • Suzie Hay
    Suzie Hay

    hey stranger, howz u?? wat u been up 2?? not spoke to you for ages! write bak soon
    love yoo
    suzie xxx

    15 settimane fa
  • Sara
    luv Sara

    yeah the john is pretty boring without u lot :( what u's been up 2? xxx

    16 settimane fa
  • Jonathan Warnock
    Jonathan Warnock

    Appears we have left it too late for friendlies since our season starts on Sunday!!

    Think we are playing Fir Park Corner tonight but thats all, not the best of preparation for a season where we are trying to get back to the top flight.

    Just back from Bucharest there, you need to go man, its epic!!

    16 settimane fa
  • Jonathan Warnock
    Jonathan Warnock

    Have passed on the details.

    Im a utility player, lol. Have played left back, left mid and striker, have still to find my ideal position really. Was a fringe player last year so hoping to get into the 11 more this year.

    Get that profile, I need me one of those, although my 1 league goal last year wouldn't look very impressive. Haha!

    18 settimane fa
  • Jonathan Warnock
    Jonathan Warnock

    Nope, went with the clubs advice and by time they changed their minds it was too late!!!

    Hopeing to go to Romania though if we do this mob.

    18 settimane fa
  • Jonathan Warnock
    Jonathan Warnock

    Hi mate!

    Yup it was difficult in the heat last night. We were cheated at the penalty but all in all I think we can do them. Especially since the mighty Steaua are probably the opponents in the next round.

    As for a friendly that would be great! I'll suggest it to the management, can you guys get a pitch? We are struggling down here. Do you have a number you could send me for your gaffer?

    19 settimane fa
  • The Tangent
    The Tangent

    Well, that blew my caption punchline. What a fuck up. Now I know how Piers Morgan felt...

    I don't know if we're retarded enough to run a bank...

    19 settimane fa
  • The Tangent
    The Tangent

    Fuck, so it was. Good call. Back to the board on that one then... Bill Murray ever play someone thick looking?

    19 settimane fa