hey sxc

check out my nsfw pics on datetheuk.net

my name is Drrty1 on there.

Chieftain.

I would like to say to you that i now agree golf is not a sport. Its stupid and pointless and just plain bad. Why the change of heart? Playing with a brutal hangover, vomiting copiously just before starting then proceeding to hit 8, yes EIGHT shots on the first hole. Overall i managed the wonder score of 92 or 20 over par. So in conclusion golf sucks bawz!!

Also i'll be home early Thursday afternoon so dress nice yeah????

mmmm yeah sounds alright, can we make it a late start though?
gotta go shopping in the evening :p

haha glad to hear it, i was fairly chuffed that i got to be doing coursework instead of going :p

xx

shitallicunt....lol.
i feel my 2000 word essay on the fairness of the scottish electoral system will be much more enjoyable tonight :]
practise/pub/something next week?
yes.
xx

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puts on geordie accent
"Day four hundred in the Big Brother house and Jade is not feeling too well..."

forgot to give you my luv

of course!!

"help my baby is falling from that tall building!"


"i'll save it, with my laser vision!"

SPLAT

"Oh i don't have that power... i don't have man powers."

at least it means she wont be in the stock room annoying us repleners as much

she just talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks you see where im going with this?

its been crap as always man

was an hour late yesterday... again :p


oh and you'll be happy to know darren isn't working in the mens department anymore... your new assistant manager is sarah.

you have fun with that

then stand reassured sir. its replaced my usual erotica of lesbian mud wrestling on mute, with the 'best of' margret thatchers speaches cd playing over the top.

orrrrrrr it is correctly spelled with 'ow' as are the words : snow, flow, bow, tow (as in lorries), crow, widow, and countless others.

Stupid backward boy! :p

Aw revision sucks, doesn't it. Let's not do any. It'll be fun. x

Hey Benny Boy, my favourite little Zoologist! Yeah that nurse story was at the courts here (random) and I think quite a lot of people went down with pitchforks to enjoy a bit of criminal-hating, best thing that's happened in Lithgae in years! (Since my birth, actually.)

How are you? PS I forgot to text you back but I'm in Linlithgow for Hogmanay, what are you up to? I'm back on the 2nd, we should have some banter soon, hope you have a great night tomorrow x

Fist golf? Well golf does involve the act of getting a ball into the hole as it were, also they say to be a successful golfer it's all in the wrists.

Perhaps the homo eroticism in sport is not limited to rugby changing rooms but also on the golf course.

A few things good sir, fist golf is indeed a sport and arguably far more of a sport than the 'sport' you enjoy called cricket.

Secondly i hope you had a jolly good christmas and Santa Claus/modern capitalism was good to you.

Thirdly you will probably never see me again as i will probably be dead in an explosion from my stomach of red wine, beer, turkey,ham, potato, sprouts, double cream, various deserts and mince pies. God i love Christmas scran.

yeah theyre the best thing ive read after the discworld books. i dunno why its so funny. i would like to think im mature enough that the dirty language isnt what sets me off. think its just cos akabusi is the least likely candidate ever to be a sex fiend. i have been saying 'awooga' lots. usually in the gym. it starts at the bottom of the lift with 'aaaaaaaa' then during the lift 'woooooo' and at the top, 'GAAAAA'. i get some funny looks, but it works. you should try it. im thinking of hiring him as my motivational guru for when i go to the olympics. he can just shout 'AWOOGA! AWOOOGA! AAAAAWOOOOOOGAAAAA!' at me then send me out. im going to get a t-shirt made.