TEN FIRSTS
First Best Friend: Éibhín!
First Hamster: I intend on having one.....it will be blonde and called fudge....one day.....one day....
First Piercing: i have none
First Crush: Nicky form Westlife!
First CD: Dustins christmas album!
First Car: That'll be the day!
First Love: Maeve all the way!
First Stuffed Animal: Tedzer! - The giraffe! Lol! I gave him to my sister as a christmas present and was horrified to discover i wasnt allowed take him back! Lol!
First Teacher: Mrs Calnan! - I was not liked....lol.....
First Watch: I'd say it was an edible one....

NINE LASTS
Last Alcoholic Beverage: Double Vodka and razza with Aoife St.....why razza.....it's disgusting....it makes it taste even worse like!
Last Vehicle Ride: In the bus home today! Yay! For public transport!
Last Movie Seen: RocknRolla last night with Maeve and Claire! Very funny altogether! Plus Gerard Butler = Yummy!
Last Phone Call: Maeve today!!! Yay for Maeve!
Last CD Played: Kings of Leon! - And by CD i mean mp3 becuase like....dear god....come on like!
Last Bubble Bath: Showers for the win!
Last Time You Cried: Today coincidently! Shock horror very rare occurence!
Last Time you rang your mum/dad/guardian: Last night!

EIGHT HAVE YOU EVERS
Have you ever dated one of your best friends: Nope!
Have you ever been arrested: Nope!
Have you ever skinny dipped: See above!
Have you ever been on TV: Yup!
Have you ever kissed someone and then regretted it: Ha!
Have you ever been in love: Don't really know! Lol!! Do famous people count?
Have you ever wanted to slap/punch a friend: Yes, and i have.... In a loving, caring way of course!

SEVEN THINGS YOU'RE WEARING
1 T-shirt!
2 Jeans!
3 A sock!
4 Necklace!
5 Contacts!
6 A shoe!
7 Hair bobble!

6 THINGS YOU'VE DONE TODAY (in no particular order)
1. Woke up
2. Went downstairs
3. Ate
4. Went for coffee with Cillian
5. Gossiped with Niamh
6. Phone call with Maeve!

FIVE FAVORITE THINGS 2 DO IN NO ORDER
1. Friends!
2. Music!
3. Horse Riding!
4. Travelling! Lol!
5. Em...... lets go with ironing.

THREE CHOICES
1. Eat or Drink: Soup!
2. Blonde or Brunette: Brunnettes!
3. Pink or Black: Pink!

TWO THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE
1. Build a time machine!
2. Break a world record! - Possibly for failed attempts at building a time machine!

ONE THING YOU REGRET?
Regrets = Waste of time and energy!

The Basics

Full Name - Aoife Emily Ann Cannon Esquire!
You like it? - Sure why not?
Birthdate - 25th April 1990
Eye Color - Blue!
Hair Color - Red!

Can you...

Drive? No.
Drive a manual? Whats that?
Touch your nose with your tongue? Sadly no.
Cook? Yup!
Dance? FAIL!
Sing? FAIL!
Sew? Yes actuallt!
Speak another language? French! - I try anyway! Hehe!

Have you ever...

Eaten sushi? No!
Been in love? Don't think so!
Skipped school? Yes.....sigh.....
Made prank calls? Oh yes! Good times!
Done illegal drugs? Define ''illegal'' ?
Stolen something worth more than ? Worth more than what? - i stole nothing - ever.
Flashed someone? YES! - But not on purpose. During my junior cert home ec exam.
Been drunk? No! - The one thats one too many! - I fall asleep before i reach that stage!
Eaten squid? EEEEWWWWW.....
Been to New York City? No
Been to London? Yes!

Favorite

Drink - Pineapple Juice!
Soda - Lilt! - WARNING: MAY CAUSE FORMATION OF MANBOOBS!!!
Food - Pizza - how boring.
Restaurant - Currans!
Color - Pink!
Artist - .....emmm......Kieran! He draws nakee people. - wierd wierd boy....
Album - Photo 4x6 Kodak.
Website - Bebo!

The Last

Person to hit you - I actually don't know....I'll go with Niamh or Louise as theyre my kickboxing buddies!
Person you wanted to hit - Make love, not war!
Person you hugged - Laura!
Country you've been in - Spain!
Car you've driven - no...
Law you've broken - loiter, loiter...
Thing you ate - Dinner! Chicken.....rice....stuff.....
Thing you drank - TEA!
Thing you said - ''I am studying.''
Book you read - ''My Bokey Wook'' - awh bless!
Show you watched - Fairly Odd Parents!

Noo these windows are ok to lean on.

Don’t worry it has airbags.

Hey what’s that buzzing noise?

Don’t worry its not that deep.

One time at band camp.

No, he doesn’t bite?.

Hey look a light at the end of the tunnel.

I can pass this guy.

My brakes are fine.

Nice doggy

I think it's trying to communicate...

"Homicidal Tendencies"?

Hey, you're Eminem, aren't you?

"Na, I don't think we need to go to the hospital."

"It's a dud! It's a dud! It's a du...".

"Don't touch the red button!"

It's fireproof.

What does this button do?

So, you're a cannibal.

Are you sure the power is off?

Pull the pin and count to what?

Which wire was I supposed to cut?

I wonder where the mother bear is.

I've seen this done on TV.

These are the good kind of mushrooms. .

I'll hold it and you light the fuse.

You look just like Charles Manson

This doesn't taste right.

I can make this light before it changes

I can do that with my eyes closed

look ma! no hands!

Hey that's not a violin.

Don't be so superstitious.

Now watch this.

"Luke, I lied. Bill Shatner is your real father." -- Darth Vader

"And now that I'm running my life support equipment through Windows 95, I'll never have to worry about-- beeeeeeeep..."

"How's he gonna read that magazine rolled up like that?" -- insect

"No, dude, this stuff is completely natural and safe, man. That's why it's called 'herbal.'"

Don't worry, I'm sure it's dead by now.

Let's split up, we'll cover more ground.

I dunno, press the button and find out.

Hello, is anyone home?

Oops.

Don't worry, it's not contagious.

Trust me, I know what I'm doing.

He can't hear us, he's miles away

I'll be right back.

I'm sure this isn't the poisonous kind.

Don't worry, we outnumber them.

Hey, what the hell??!

I'm sure it's just the wind.

Of course it's safe!

No, this tribe is peaceful!

Safety harness?

No, this cannot be, I am invincible!

So, you're sure this isn't loaded?

Calm down, of course I disarmed it!

What, I never signed any organ donor papers!

Well, it can't get any worse!

C'mon! This CAN'T be the self-destruct button. If it was, they wouldn't leave it lying around like this where anyone could push it!

Don't worry, they'll never find us in here!

William, is that you?

They can't hit us at this range!

All you have to do is connect these two wires.

There's only one way to find out...

Hey, when it comes to driving on snow and ice, I'm the best there is.

These pills are awfully small.. I'll take a few more to be sure they work.

Stupid safety labels...

No, no, these are safe, I've seen birds eat them all the time.

Watch, I'll prove it!

Blast off!

Nah, they're blanks.

Speaking of lost, where are we?

Wheeeeeeeeee!

I know this great shortcut we can take.

Is that what I think it is?

What? Everyone knows the Titanic is unsinkable.

For God's sake, Kris, it was just a cheesecake

No, no, no, let me fix it!

I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth...