Random Answers to Random Questions

1. First thing you did this morning?... Breathed my dirt breath in Isla's face
2. Last thing you ate? ....Crunchy nut cornflakes, Aldi's version, minkoff
3. What's something you look forward to most in the next 6 weeks? ......Partying it up in the sun
4. What's annoying you right now?......My B.O after my sprint to work, finers
5. What's the last movie you saw? .....The Wedding Date, although my inability to concentrate on anything for longer than 10 minutes ensured I missed the ending
6. Do you believe in long distance relationships? ....Good god no
7. Where is the last place you went? .....To work, how very dull
8. Who is the last person you called? .......Beastface
9. Been cheated on? .......Yaha
10. Do you think that someone is thinking about you right now? ......She better be and Bo probably is because we're in the middle of an email convo
11. Choose one to have (love, beauty, creativity)? ....Oooh love for sure, I'm as creative as I am straight
12. Do you wish on stars? .......Not so far
13. Does it work? .....If I thought it did I probably would
14. Do you untie your shoes every time you take them off? .....As I suffer from lazyistis I prefer shoes with no laces, minimal effortage
15. When did you last cry? ......Probably the other night when I realised the cheese was mouldy.
16. Do you like your handwriting? .....Yes
17. Are you a friendly person? .....I am socially inept so it's hard to say
18. Are you keeping a secret from the world? .....Now that would be telling
19. Who's bed did you sleep in last night? ......Isla's/ours
20. What colour of top are you wearing? .......Purple
21. What were you doing at 9 last night? .....Watching Embarrassing Bodies and cringing at all the weeners
22. Last person you talked to? .....Isla
23. When is the last time you saw your dad? .....Wednesday
24. Look to your left and what do you see?....A wall with a bunch of post its and scribbled notes on it, excitamonde
25. Ever cried yourself to sleep? ....erm yes
26. Ever cried on your friend's shoulder? .....Oh, yes, sorry Bo
27. Song that makes you happy? Gimme more, Britney
28. Are you normally a happy person? ....Yaha!

1. NAME ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
One on the back of my thigh which occured after I jumped off a ledge and on to a jumbo twig when i was wee

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
Britney and miffy pictures...

3. WHAT DOES YOUR CELL PHONE LOOK LIKE?
Bricklike but the heavy vibrate makes up for it's ugly look

4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO????
Anything goes but I don't do jazz

5. WHAT IS YOUR CURRENT DESKTOP PICTURE?
Some boring generic landscape scene

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
To be home getting hugs off my baby with a stick of cranberry cheese in my gob

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?
Strawberry cheeese

8. WHAT TIME WERE YOU BORN
0058 I think

10.WHAT ENDED YOUR LAST RELATIONSHIP?
A lack of common ground

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
Only after copious amounts of alcohol and an utter lack of sleep...

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
Britney when she went bald...

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE COLOGNE / PERFUME
Um, Pacoraban (sp?!) UV for men...

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE PEOPLE YOU FANCY
Depends on who the other person is

15. DO YOU LIKE PAINKILLERS?
Yip, especially cos they make me spinnning and weird

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINKS?
Oh coffee for sure... a mocha, no cream

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
Mushroom and sweetcorn...

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
My hottie... ;-)

19. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD?
Myself probably

20. DO YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE?
Spanish and German, both badly

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU?
Probably my teddy, Will, from my gran

22. DO U LIKE SOMEONE?
Most folk really

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
No way... I like to think I'm quite limber but hey, you know what thought did...

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
Don't have one...

25. WHAT'S YOUR DREAM CAR?
A black one that goes...

27. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MARRIAGE?
Whatever's clever

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
Who can say...

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?
After much alcohol when your breath reeks of fags and your clothes stink of the bottle of poppers you've spilt all over yourself

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED :
5

31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
Oh toughy...

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL OFTEN?
Hottie

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF YOUR BIRTH COUNTY?
Yup, too many times to mention but my favourite place is NYC, baby

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
Britney and cheese

36. WHAT WAS THE LAST GIFT YOU RECIEVED?
My cowboy boots from my folks

37. FIRST JOB?
Papergirl, though most of my Herald and Posts were not delivered but instead set on fire at the woodies or stuffed down drains...

38. Ever done a prank call?
Probably...

39. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED OUT THIS?
Thinking about Hottie and doing work... and eating fake cheese

40. IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Everything lifted by about a foot

41. ARE YOU IN LOVE?
I so am...

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
My perpetual ability to vomit and continue drinking...

43. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL?
Be scared that everyone would realise just how dull I am unclouded by alcohol

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?
Is that kids or dogs?

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
My mum for my middle name

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?
Nope

48. WHICH FINGER[S] IS YOUR FAVORITE?
The longest one...

47. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
Cry with laughing almost everyday around Hottie and Bo

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
I've seen better

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Don't do meat, only fish

52. ANY BAD HABITS?
Drinking, poppers and fags... and compulsively over eating

53. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON THE SHELF?
Ace of base

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Yeah

1. WHAT CAN YOU SEE IN FRONT OF YOU? My enormous computer monitor which is littered with dust and post its

2. HOW ARE YOU TODAY? Hungover, stinkin' of stale fags, needing my bed and clearly bored

3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Biffy Clyro does Umbrella, da greet Bo

4. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Oh flourescent pink of course

5. THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER? 3384

6. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Mattitude last night I think

7. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Currently belching my way through Asparagus cup a soup

8. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Definitely relationships

9. EVER BEEN IN LOVE? Got the whole love thing going on right now

10. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT A GIRL? Her hair and her smile

11. ARE YOU USUALLY SHY ABOUT ASKING GIRLS OUT? I guess...

12. WHAT COLOR UNDERWEAR ARE YOU WEARING? Pink and khaki striped

13. SIBLINGS AND THEIR AGES? One ace brother, 31.

14. FAVORITE FOOD? Cheeese in all its forms, although goats cheese = pukesville

15. FAVORITE BOARD GAME? Not scrabble as my biggest word ever was OAT for godsake so um, Guess Who...

16. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? My birthday I guess, you know, cause it's all about me...

17. FAVORITE SPORTS? Podium dancing of course! And Hedgie Slammin' with Isla...

18. HOW IS THE WEATHER THERE RIGHT NOW? Pissing it down, freezing and generally dreich

19. TRAINERS OR SHOES? Trainers of course, the tattier the better

20. GIGS OR THEATRE? Oh gigs for sure; this year I've seen: Killers, KOL, Editors, Enemy, Franz Ferdinand, Kate Gash, Captain and Kaisers on Saturday, sooper dooper

21. MOST OVER USED WORDS? Boner, totals, aces, beast, YUUUUUUK

22. RELATIONSHIP STATUS? Got a hot hot lady who makes me smile big time

23. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS? Share a flat with my bestest bud Bo... Party Central!

24. DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS? One doggy, a wee cairn

25. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Neither, something caramelly please

26. HORROR MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING MOVIES? Anything that ends with jazz hands and a shoulder shimmy is good for me.

27. WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT? Got pissed with Isla and Bo while Matty drank tea... and had a general carry on... Chicago Rock anyone? YUK.

28. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE CINEMA? I don't think I saw the film ;-)

29. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? A skull.

30. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? The Outsider by Camus and Choke by Palahnuik

Enough already.