Alan Simpson
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Hombre, 28,
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- Situación sentimental: Soltero/a
- Accesos al perfil: 905
- Miembro desde: May 2008
- Última sesión: hace 24 minutos
- www.bebo.com/AlanS6517
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- Most folk know me as Simi, I prefer Alan... but after 27 years, what ya gonna do?
I live, and have done for the best part of my life, in Bellshill... It's a dump, but it could be worse I guess... I'm a Sound Engineer, looking to record something? Geez a shout!
Music is my life! This is how I live it!
www.myspace.com/witnessdubz
www.myspace.com/insurgentghc
www.myspace.com.theosp
Other interests - The Interwebz, Atheism, Straight Edge, the Anti-War movement, Corrupt Government, Conspiracies, Alternative History...
and the number 54... - Music
- Hardcore (mostly posi/SxE stuff)...
Dubstep...
Technical/Death Metal...
Electro...
Grindcore...
Doom...
Progressive Metal...
Electro...
Folk - Films
- Horror, Sci-fi, Comedy and everything in between...
- Sports
- Mixed Martial Arts.
- Scared Of
- Yir face!
- Happiest When
- I'm making noise on a guitar or synth...
- If you read this
- You are gay!
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Noise law petition, please sign!!!
Please take a moment to read and sign this petition which is protesting against the introduction of new laws in England, Scotland, Northern Ireland and Wales limiting the volume at concerts and at clubs.
http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/NoN...0 comentarios 324 días
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Truth behind financial crisis!
Really worth a listen! Alex Jones, and Andrew Gause chat with George Noory, discussing the financial 'crisis'. They talk specifically about the US, but it's the same shit over here.
The 'Full Show Streams' on the page lets you skip through all the crap on the show, first part breaks down what's actually going on with all this bail out shit... Second part tell you why it's going on and who's behind it!
Economic Collapse & the NWO - http://www.coasttocoastam.com/shows/...
Alternative media activist Alex Jones discussed the pending economic collapse and its relation to the New World Order. Several years ago, he warned that banks were planning to artificially implode the subprime mortgages, and now we've seen that come to pass.
A thousand trillion in fake assets were leveraged out by select international private banks, who used the "false paper" to buy up things such as media companies, defense contractors, shipping companies, and mines -- then the real assets were "fenced" into key infrastructure leaving the big brokerage firms and banks as hollow fronts ready to fall, Jones explained. The public is then told "you will be in a depression," unless you sign on for the bailout, he continued.
The proposed $700 billion federal bailout plan will actually end up costing $5 trillion, he declared. This plan, if enacted, will lead to 20-40% inflation in the next 2-4 years, and the military/police will be employed for crowd control in the face of civil unrest (related article), Jones cautioned. He also spoke about "false flag" events such as a faked UFO landing-- a New World Order plan to instill mass panic and control. Such an event could be enabled by the Pentagon's giant hologram projection systems, he noted.0 comentarios 412 días
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Top Ten Signs That You Have Been Zombified!
http://www.horror-movies.ca
Top Ten Symptoms of Necroambulation:
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Every Time You Speak it Comes Out as a Moan – One of the classic symptoms of zombification is the loss of coherent speech. Go all the way back to Frankenstein's Monster. The vocal chords are delicate and can be among the first things to go. Try saying this phrase: The rain in Spain stays mainly on the plain. Everything come out okay? Good. If not, you are either a zombie or Eliza Doolittle.
Other Possible Explanation: You are currently engaged in sexual intercourse.
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People Remark that You Smell Like Roadkill- First of all, if anyone has ever said this within earshot of you...damn. Secondly, I hate to tell you that this is another symptom. You see, dead things smell bad. That's just the way it is. Autolysis and putrefaction lead to the release of gases which are the main cause of that sickly sweet odor of death. Chances are good that you are in fact a reanimated corpse.
Other Possible Explanation: You have poor hygiene. Treatment: Bathe.
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Passersby Complement You on Your Sexy Shamble- It is a well-known fact (at least to Romero fans) that zombies have limited mobility. There is no blood flow to the muscles, what would you expect? Not to mention the fact that tendons and other soft tissues will be rotting away. Running zombies may be scarier to some but come on, does it really make sense? Let's be rational here. Hehe. If your walk can be categorized as a lurch or a stumble you could be in real trouble.
Other Possible Explanation: You are drunk.
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You Have an Uncontrollable Urge to Go to the Mall- I don't know what it is about the mall, but it happens all the time. Is our need for consumerism so prevalent that it reaches beyond the limitations of death? Look at Dawn of the Dead (both versions) and even the video game Dead Rising. Apparently it is just an inevitability. Do you often feel yourself being pulled by the sway of Macy's or Hot Topic? Sounds like zombie time to me.
Other Possible Explanation: You are a teenager or just have nothing better to do.
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Hunger is Your Only Motivation- Sure we all have the drive to eat in order to sustain our own lives. But if your hunger is all-consuming, if it just won't go away no matter what you eat, if you find yourself walking miles to track down something that smells yummy...you may be a goner. Once you have been infected, nothing else will matter. Your need to feed will prey on your mind like you will prey on your neighbors and you will never be sated.
Other Possible Explanation: You are stoned. (Note: This could also be the underlying cause for many of the signs. Do you also have the urge to watch cartoons and laugh at nothing? If so, you are fine)
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Your Friends Keep Trying to Bean You on the Head- We all know the most effective way to dispatch the living dead is to kill the brain. A gunshot to the head, a bat to the noggin, a tire iron to the skull...these are all good. And your friends all know this too. If you find yourself having to constantly shield your grey matter from the onslaught of weapons, you may be a zombie.
Other Possible Explanation: You have lousy friends.
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Your Rate of Decomposition Has Severely Increased- We know that the body begins its slow decline as soon as we are born. The flesh is only designed to sustain life for so long. This is why we age and why we begin to fall apart (metaphorically) as we grow older. But if you are literally falling apart, this could be cause for concern. In the case of reanimation, there should also be the characteristic smell we discussed earlier. If you present with both of these symptoms, you are probably among the population of the undead.
Other Possible Explanation: You have leprosy which is generally characterized by skin lesions. Leprosy will not cause your limbs to fall off so if you start dropping body parts on the carpet, you should seek the attention of your local mortician.
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Taz Buckfasterhace 1 semanaTonight @ The Universal (sauchiehall lane) - http://www.facebook.com/event.php?ei...
I'm playing with the legendary Raffertie (Planet Mu, Seclusiasis)..
Door tax is £7 and it's open from 11pm-3am.
If you're not doing anything, come along, and bring your mates.
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hace 3 semanas vía Mobile
Lewis Wilkinson
Am fine m8 jst w8in till after xmas till my selection for the army lol am no right in the head lol 54x
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hace 4 semanas
Lorraine Farnin
Hiya just a wee message how much is it a month for this witch craft thingy?Paul's downloaded himself a free trial just now.
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Lewis Wilkinsonhace 4 semanashow u doing m8 ?
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Andrew Christiehace 4 semanasu dont have the time, what u doin, plannin 2 raise jacko 4 a gig
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Andrew Christiehace 5 semanasso howz the course goin, joined the working part time revolution yet
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hace 7 semanas
Raul Jesus Fernandez II
nice 1 allan. al defo take ye up on the offer cos am in the process ae gtn rid ae aw ma dated tunes n fin a few new wans. gny try n gt @ least 10 tracks tight & al lit you go nuts on thum!!
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Raul Jesus Fernandez IIhace 7 semanas
sound engineer?
al need tae gt ma finger oot & gt ye ae work oan ma shoddy work!!
ye gt aw yir ain recordin equip? -
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Gavin Lauhace 13 semanaslike the picture dude !! classy!
so when is the next out then man? im getting itchy fingers no been steaming for a while - 2 days and counting!! lol -
Donnahace 13 semanasta
IOU 1 <3
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Johace 13 semanasLove you
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Lewis Wilkinsonhace 15 semanaslol nay botha m8 thay must have took it of cunts pmsl
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Lewis Wilkinsonhace 16 semanashapnin man hows hings
a was hinkin the otha day what that vid was that u showed me when the man lights the paper on fire with his body energy what is that called again m8.
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Lynn McGuire
Hey you,
How's life treating you? Do you still keep in touch with Graham Doig, big john and Paton?
I keep in touch with Debbie and that through bebo, cos I moved to Hamilton so I don't really bump in to anyone anymore.
Broke my ankle two weeks ago, I'm bored oot my nut!!!!!
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Gavin Lauhace 16 semanashad to take my step mum shopping man nightmare hungover and tired doing shopping no my cup of t!! lol
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Gavin Lauhace 16 semanasI am losing it dude!! shutter eh need to look out for it - did you check my vids on youtube!! bloody shattered up at 8 this morning running about like a headless chicken!!
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Andrew Christiehace 16 semanasawrite al, whits been hapnin
n b4 u ask, yes im still in the sinkin ship, its takin more hits than the normandy beaches







































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