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- Don't look back into the Sun
- Me, Myself, and I
- Well, basically i'm working on the rigs anywhere and everywhere. Got my own humble home in Forfar that can only be described as a shite hole! ha. Basically i'm needing a cleaner come joiner/ plasterer/ builder/ plumber/ sparky. Will pay basic wage!! Miss my son big time when i'm away but he's an amazing lad!
Becoming slowly turned into a rig pig
Anyway, geez a shout! Rock on Tommy!!!
The weekend has landed. All that exsisits now is clubs, drugs, pubs and parties, I've got 48 hours off from the world man. I'm gonna spew steam out my head like a screaming kettle. I'm gonna talk cod shit to strangers all night and lose it on the dance floor. I've got 73 pocket in the back burner, gonna get more spaced out than Neil Armstrong ever did!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Jm_n...
- Music
- British guitar bands like Razorlight, The Rakes, The Dogs, Bloc Party, Arctic Monkeys, Beatles(obviously), The View, The Futureheads, Kasabian, Maximo Park, Millburn, Oasis, The Zutons and a few American bands like The White Stripes, Kings of Leon and The Strokes. Even tho he is an @rse Pete Doherty is ace! Gotta love the older boys. Van Morrison, Bob Dylan, David Bowie, The Rolling Stones, Joy Division etc. Bit of R & B, Marvin Gaye, John Legend etc. Everything really! Think my favorite line from any song at the moment has to be.... "mile long queue at the chippie, wish i was at my Gran's for tea." Just classic! also "Don't be shy for if you are you will be shy for 1000 days" Gave me mucho confidence. Remember this line when anything comes up that makes you nervous. Job interview, First date etc. etc.
- Films
- Love comedy! Films like Napoleon Dynamite and Anchorman. Also mafia movies. Anything with Bobby de Niro and Al Pucino. Heather's (not really)
- Sports
- Like all the sports but mainly football. Come on you Gers!
- Comedy
- Stand up! Gervais, Kay, Carr, Bill Bailey. Al Murray, Frankie Boyle, Coogan, Mitch Hedburg, Dane Cook, Eddie Izzard, Rhod Gilbert, Jim Jeffries, Brian Regan, Dimitri Martin, Daniel Kitson. The list goes on! Anything that makes me laugh. Stand up is the best thing in the world after my son!
- Happiest When
- Rangers win something! When i get off the flight at Aberdeen and get to breath some fresh cool air after a trip to Africa. Can't beat it.
- Quotes
- "People can be all right, part of the time or they can be part right all of the time. no-one can be all right all of the time." Abraham Lincoln
"aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh" Napoleon Dynamite
"If you play your cards right you might get to meet the whole gang" Brian Fontana
"Oh Audrey - I look like hell! I got bags under my eyes. What's that? Well if you were a man, I'd punch you. Punch you right in the mouth. That's bush. Bush league. YOU HEAR ME??!! AUDREY! LOOK AT ME!! I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Alright?" Ron Burgundy
"he's the maggot, he's got style and panash, he'll leave you sore like a vanerial rash!" GLC
"mmmmppphhh, I just burnt my tongue." Brick Tamlin
"I had a terrible education. I went from school to school for mentally disturbed teachers." Woody Allen
"My lucky number is 4 billion. It's not very good for gambling... Come on 4 billion...Fuck....7" Mitch Hedburg
"If you're a battery, you're either working or dead. That's a shit life." Demitri Martin
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[HDTV] Flight of the Conchords - 'Im in love with a sexy lady' (Brahbrah)
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About me
THE BASICS
Name: Lindsey Scott
Birthday: 12th October
Height: 6 Fit
Eye Colour: Blue
Hair Colour: brown(ish)
Hometown: Forfar
Zodiac Sign: Libra
Siblings: 1 Bruva
FAVOURITES!
Colour: Blue
Number: 88
Drink [Alcoholic]: Tennents
Drink [Non-Alcoholic] Diet Coke
Food: Sirloin
Shampoo + Conditioner: Wash and Go
Possesion: My Hoose
Best Friend: Gordie
Word/phrase you over use: Pest!!!
Hobbies: Pubbin really
Have you ever been in love: I have
First thing you notice about the opposite sex: T and A
GETTING PERSONAL!
Pool/Hot-tub: Pool
Coke/Pepsi: Coke, diet tho
Sunrise/Sunset: ? Sunset
Fast/Slow Dance: bit of both
Day/Night: Night
Baseball/Football: Football
Burger King/Mcdonalds: McDonalds
Land/Ocean: Land Land Land
Christmas/Easter: Christmas.
How Many Pillows: 1 Folded a wee bit
Piercings: Zero
Do get along with your parents: Yep
Favourite Ice-cream: Mint Choc Chip from Vissocci's
When is your bedtime: whenever the hell i want!
Favourite Scent: Givenchy Pi and the one shaped like a man's body???
Done anything illegal: wee bitty
Failed A subject: never
Been to a foreign country: Lots
Moved house: Yeah, Lots
Broken a bone: Think i might of in my foot once and maybe my nose
ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX!
Have any regrets: Yes
Cute or Sexy: Bit of both
Dressy or Casual: Casual
Dark or Blonde: Dark
Fat or Thin: Average
Tall or Short: Not too short cos i'm quite tall
Tanned: not bothered
Freckles: not loads
Shy or Outgoing: Outgoing, but not cocky.
RANDOM QUESTIONS!
Proudest Moment: Cameron being a legend
How was your day today: Boring as fook
Who do you seek advice from: Me, Myself and Google
Whos the sweetest person you know: Mr Soft
What do you do best: Socialise and have a laugh
PLANS FOR THE FUTURE!
Marriage: not in the near future
Kids: Got one and am not looking to have another for a gid while
University: Why for???
What career would you like to be in: Like my job offshore
What age do you want to retire: ? As soon as i have enough money to
OTHERS!
LAST KISSED – Erm who was it again.....I think it was the Meikle! ha ha
LAST FONED – Auld man
LAST TEXTED - Claire
LAST HUGGED – Cameron
LAST SAW - Cameron
LAST FIGHT WITH – That huge ginger gy. ha ha
LAST CRIED – When Goose died in Top Gun
LAST LAUGHED WITH – Doug Heffernen, watching King Of Queens0 Comments 525 days
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Memories?
If anyone has any funny memories just write them down? Like when Mathew was saying hello to some ladies and fell over a kerb in Oz or when Mathew and i got a lift into the centre of Luanda by a Schlumberger bus then got threatened and left in the middle of town! Never hang out with mathew. He's a facking liability!!!! Best night ever in Perth with stuart and mike and the women singer from the pub band. EYE HEART YOU! haha. Then getting ripped to fuck when somone resembling her mum turned up next week and they thought it was the same girl! High fiving grannies. Shocking amount of ladies of the night in EG. The smell was awful. Getting banged up in Mossel Bay for drunkeness. GOOD TIMES!!! more to come hopefully. Not so fun when you're single tho. hee hee4 Comments 655 days
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Discussion Topics
1. Before drinking age did anyone think Bensons was a gay bar?
2. I think Mighty Boosh is one of the greatest comedies ever. Discuss.
3. White Stripes or The Strokes. Toughy i know!
4. Why are the Next stores always crap when the Directory is quite good?1 Comment 994 days
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Education Info
- College:
- Angus College, 2001
Engineering practice - School:
- Forfar Academy, 2000
Work Info
- Employer:
- Edzell Engineering
- Position:
- CNC Machinist Apprentice
- Time Period:
- July, 2001 - September, 2005
- City / Town:
- Brechin
- Employer:
- Expro
- Position:
- Subsea Tech
- Time Period:
- October, 2005 - March, 2008
- City / Town:
- Aberdeen
- Employer:
- Cameron
- Position:
- Subsea Field Engineer
- Time Period:
- March, 2008 - Present
- City / Town:
- Portlethen
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Yeah I know mum don't mind atleast I'm not being unsociable like her when she was my age haha orty I see well I love a good night out xx
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Jed Lundie10 weeks agoIv been hearing you nicked a peg??
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Matthew M15 weeks agoNa Na min,
Wouldna say big wig is the word i would use! Mike is working for Cameron now, seems to like it, 3 and 3 on the BHP project, Ross Cameron has moved here now to cover the onshore stuff, so it has given me a break and some time off! magic!
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Matthew M16 weeks agowell well min, fit like?
Long time since i have seen you on bebo? aye that would be Steve i guess? fine lad, well bound to be as he is a Milne, kenfetamean?
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Linzi Walker23 weeks agoFlight Of The Conchords IS life changing
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Christinee25 weeks agoYea Im sure it is
I just dont have the out goin kinda mates that say they wld do stuff then change their minds
plus im a student have no money plus ur antie (my mum) has bumped my bank card
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Christinee25 weeks agooryt sounds nice yea i miss every weekend dont do anything
im fine think iv had toooo much sun
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Neil Short25 weeks agoCatch up soon yea?
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Kris Scott26 weeks agoaye aye min, i 'll be home early next week, not to sure what day yet, say happy B day to the wee man from me, i'll see him when i get back. have fun at yer dinner dinnae get to pished noo. Bugger
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Kris Scott27 weeks agowhat you saying ball head, you home already min. wasn't a long job then? what you up to the now? been out on the lash??
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Claire Meikle27 weeks agohey, you werent away for long! how you doing? is that you got a wee holiday now then? xx
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Claire Meikle28 weeks agoaye sounds boring being on your own! aw is it, doing anything nice for his birthday?x














Good times!
Cobra 0 Replysthat tastes awesome!!!!!
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