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The 100% scientific poshness test!

Rules are simple. If the total in the common section exceeds the total in posh section, you are working class. If visa-versa, you are posh. The larger the gap the more posh/working class you are. At the end just write down the totals for each category. Simple!!!


UNPOSH SECTION

▪ [] Lived in a terraced house
▪ [] Lived in a council house
▪ [] Don't have a back garden
▪ [x] Shared a room with brother/sister Twin sister though so does that count?
▪ [] Went to a state primary school
▪ [] Went to a state secondary school
▪ [] Left school at 16
▪ [] Own Reebok clothing
▪ [] Tracksuit bottoms
▪ [] Own Burberry clothing
▪ [] Own a football shirt
▪ [] Own Fred Perry clothing
▪ [] Own Puma clothing
▪ [] Have done graffiti
▪ [] Used overdraft on bank account
▪ [] Shop in Asda/Lidl/Aldi
▪ [] Shopped in TK Max
▪ [] Shopped in Matalan
▪ [x] Smoker (at times)
▪ [] Use 'prick/wanker' regularly
▪ [] Have a tattoo
▪ [] Piercing [not ears]
▪ [] Drink Lager/Cider
▪ [] Parent(s) is/are unemployed
▪ [x] Parent who earns under £15,000 a year My mum is a voluntary worker so no paycheck
▪ [] Both parents earn under £15,000 a year
▪ [] Parent(s) in Trade Unions
▪ [] House has less than 3 bedrooms
▪ [] Live in an urban area
▪ [x] Don't own a car
▪ [] Own a car older than K reg
▪ [] Support a football club
▪ [] Member of a Snooker club
▪ [] Own a bike Shared between us 4 kids so technically no
▪ [] Been on a Caravan holiday
▪ [] Had summer holiday in Britain more than abroad
▪ [] Been to Lanzarote - Ha ha ha ha ha!
▪ [] Been to Costa Del Sol
▪ [] Been to Blackpool
▪ [] Have/had a minimum wage job
▪ [] Microwave meals every night (note: 'every night' makes this a bit restrictive)
▪ [] Eat GM food
▪ [] Use the term 'Prep/Jock/Rah' as derisory
▪ [] Hate posh people more than chavs
▪ [] Parent votes Labour/Lib Dem
▪ [] Use the NHS
▪ [] Both parents vote labour/Lib Dem
▪ [] Believe tax system favours the rich
▪ [] Hate Margaret Thatcher
▪ [] Love Karl Marx

TOTAL: 4
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POSH SECTION

▪ [x] Went to a private primary school
▪ [x] Private secondary school
▪ [x] Parent is a millionaire
▪ [] Parent owns a business
▪ [] Parent is a lawyer
▪ [] Parent is a doctor
▪ [x] Parent who earns over £50,000 a year
▪ [] Both parents earn over £50,000 a year
▪ [x] Parents live in a detached house
▪ [x] En-suite bathroom
▪ [] Have a games room
▪ [] Own Jack Wills clothing
▪ [x] Designer clothing
▪ [x] Own an item of clothing worth over £100
▪ [] Savings account with over £5,000
▪ [] Have your own car
▪ [] Own house/flat
▪ [x] Mobile phone
▪ [x] Ipod
▪ [x] Tuxedo/Prom dress
▪ [x] Play an instrument
▪ [x] Expensive perfume/aftershave
▪ [x] Shop in Sainsburys/Waitrose
▪ [x] Drink Ale/Gin and Tonic
▪ [x] Call your parents 'Mummy/Daddy'
▪ [x] Use 'crap/damn' regularly
▪ [] Have a double-barrelled surname
▪ [] Live in the countryside
▪ [] Parents own a 4x4
▪ [x] Parents own a Mercedes/Jaguar/BMW/Porsch
e/Audi etc Saab, does that count?
▪ [x] Parents house has more than 3 bedrooms
▪ [x] Parents have a guest room
▪ [] Member of a gym
▪ [x] Have private healthcare
▪ [] Member of a golf club
▪ [] Support a Rugby club
▪ [] Do Yoga/Pilates
▪ [x] Been to America Um I was born there!
▪ [x] Been to Australia
▪ [x] Been to Africa
▪ [x] Had summer holidays abroad more than in Britain
▪ [x] Eat some organic food
▪ [x] Home cooked meals almost every night
▪ [x] Use the term 'Chav/Pikey/Pleb' as derisory
▪ [x] Hate chavs/pikeys more than posh people
▪ [x] Parent votes Conservative
▪ [x] Both parents vote Con

Sorry for the bad grammar/spelling/annoying abbreviations... Can't be bothered to change it!

1.wats ur name?
2.are we close?
3.wat do you think of me?
4.do you have a crush on me?
5.would you kiss me?
6.wud you ever want to kill me?
7.describe me in 3 words?
8.if you had me for 30 mins wat would do?
9.wat was ur first impression of me?
10.do u still think the same?
11.wat reminds u of me?
12.if u could give me anything wat would it be?
13.how well do u no me?
14.wat do u like best about me?
15.ever wanted to tell me something u couldnt?
16.could u ever love me?
17.give me a nickname and explain why?
18.r u gona put dis on ur blog and see wat i say back?
19.anything 2 say b4 u go?

* Basic Facts *

1. Name: Freya
2. Nicknames: occasionally Frez, n Jess calls me Fromage lol
3. Birthday: 7th May get me a pressie!
4. Place of Birth: Stamford, Conneticut, USA
5. Zodiac Sign: Taurus
6. Male or Female: female
7. Occupation: occasional babysitting job
9. Screen name: at the moment "(A) Fromage and JelloDelight ~~ It's all too beautiful" [where's number 8 ?? Seems that actually it's only 98 facts about me!]

+ My Appearance

12. Hair Color: blonde
13. Hair Length: middley long
14. Eye color: blue
15. Best Feature: you tell me
16. Height: 5' 4" or 5"
17. Braces?: no
18. Glasses?: no
19. Piercing: ears
20. Tattoos: no
21. Righty or Lefty: right


+ My 'Firsts'

22. First best friend: Lucy Cummings
23. First Award: dunno, grade 1 recorder??
24. First Sport You Joined: D team netball! Yeah I was never much good...
26. First Real Vacation: Thailand or Australia don't remember either
27. First Concert: James Marsters Ghost of the Robot...
28. First True Love: Who knows that is yet to come

*Favorites*

29. Movie: dunno
30. TV Show: Okay you know I have to say Buffy... Well I dunno really
34. Song: no idea
36. Candy: who has a favourite sweet?? That's a bit wierd...
37. Sports to Play: I'm not good at any... I enjoy anything light-hearted
38. Restaurant: maybe Pizza Express
41. College: favourite college??
43. Book: I like many!
44. Magazine: Mizz! Nah kidding I dunno.
45. Shoes: *shrug*

*Currently*

46. Feeling: a bit lonely
47. Single or Taken: sadly single
49. Eating: nothing atm
50. Drinking: nothing... Just finished a cup of tea
51. Typing: what do you think I'm typing..?!?!
52. Online: yes but on "appear offline"
53. Listening To: A Buffy episode
54. Thinking About: all sorts
55. Wanting: someone, and bed, not necessarily together (although maybe... )
56. Watching: Buffy (season 3 Consequences)
57. Wearing: new trousers, new top, brown jumper

* Future *

58. Want Kids? yes... Although not so sure about the pregnancy/childbirth part.
59. Want to be Married: YES.
60. Careers in Mind: teaching probably... If not either police or something military
61. Where do you want to live?: not sure

* Which is Better With The Opposite Sex? *

63. Hair color: don't mind... Never been out with a redhead though
64. Hair length: as long as it suits him I'm fine with it. Rather they didn't have a massive load of gel in it though...!!
65. Eye color: again, not something I think about too much...
66. Size: size?? Of what???
67. Cute or sexy: both! I recently met a guy who is the epitomy of cute-sexy
68. Lips or Eyes: I'd rather he had both actually lol...
69. Hugs or Kisses: depends on how I'm feeling
70. Short or Tall: I actually don't mind... Short is good for me, makes me feel less midgit-like
71. Easygoing or serious: he has to have some of both... Easygoing is great, but gotta have SOME seriousness!
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: can't someone be both?
74. Sensitive or Loud: not a big fan of loud
75. Hook-up or Relationship: ideally relationship - don't mind the occasional hook-up though
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: um neither?

*Have I ever?*

78. Kissed a Stranger: someone who I've known for a night, yes
79. Had Alcohol: yes
80. Smoked: yes
81. Ran Away From Home: tried to lol
82. Broken a bone: collarbone. Or was that Alice?
83. Got an X-ray: yeah on my teeth!
85. Broken Someone's Heart: apparantly
86. Broke Up With Someone: yes
87. Cried When Someone Died: yes a couple of times
88. Cried At School: yes!


*Do I Believe In?*

89. God: yes
90. miracles: some
91. Love At First sight: no... like at first sight though
92. Ghosts: hmm dunno... not really
93. Aliens: no
94. Soul Mates: I hope I have one... I'd settle for a good match though
95. Heaven: yes
96. Hell: in a way... Hell as the end of existence, yes.
98. Kissing on The First Date: yes but I sometimes think it would be a good idea not to
99. Horo