01.Your name plus a Y?
Johny

02. Two feelings at the moment?
Hungry and Excited...

03. What are you listening to right now?
My new demo, so that I remember the words...

04. A part of a song lyric that's in your mind?
One of my own that I always forget...

05. Last person you hugged?
Scotty

06. The highlight of your week?
So far nothing, but placement on wednesday then home on thursday!!!

07. What are you craving to have right now?
A fuckin dooby...

08. Any unforgettable childhood memories?
jYup.

09. Any not-so-good childhood memory?
Yup.

10. What are your nicknames?
Johnboy, Captain Sad, Dr Badtouch, J.

11. Your plans for tomorrow?
Uni 1 til 4... I say tomorrow, it's now 06:11...

12. Your plans for today?
See above.

13. Are you thinking of someone right now?
Yup, my boys and girls back home...

14. Do You Think Someone is thinking of you?
I doubt it, it's sleepytime!

15. Do You Have A Job?
Nope.

16. Are you single?
Yup.

17. Say something to the person who posted this before?
Kirst... My favourite lady...

18. What do you want?
A fuckin dooby.

19. Are you happy?
RIght now yes...

20. Do you like anyone?
Yeah.

21. Do you miss anyone right now?
yeah

22. Describe where you are right now?
In my bed... I might as well be in fucking uni.

23. What do you like about the night?
It's when I get to think and I can write better.

24. If you were on a farm what would you want to see?
The cows.

25. When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?
A teacher. Or a thundercat.

26. Last gift received?
I don't even know...

27. Did you like it
Probably.

29. Ever played an instrument?
I play lots of instuments...

30. What happened to thirty?
That's not a real question...

31. Your good luck charm?
My grey hat.

32. Person you hate most?
Hate's a strong word.

33. Who makes you laugh the most?
There are a few.. Seoridh's probably number one though, purely because we talk shit...

34. What makes you smile?
My real friends back home, they know who they are... PICASSOOO!!!

Hometown:
Livingston, but linlithgow really...

Height:
6 foot 1ish?

Hair color:
dark brown

Hair length:
Emo length.

Eye color:
brown

Sex:
male

School:
Aberdeen University Yo!

Friends:
Indeed....


Finish the sentence:

1. My ex is...
a girl...

2. I am listening to...
Still the demo..

3. Maybe I should...
sleep.

4. I love...
being back home.

5. My best friends...
Are scattered about the place.

6. I don't understand...
why money is so important. I think we should barter using goods and services.

7. I lost...
my dignity the other night.

8. People say...
words? What an odd question.

9. The meaning of my screen name is....
It's my name.

10. Love is...
Like money, If you have it it's amazing. if you don't you want it.

11. Somewhere, someone is...
Doing something that we will all read about tomorrow.

12. I will always...
Write and play music, even if i don't get famous.


13. Forever seems...
like it's getting a lot shorter...


14. I never ever want to...
feel the way I felt again. It was horrible!

15. My cell phone...
is a piece of shit.

16. When I wake up in the morning...
I tend to go to sleep in the morning tbh...

17. I get annoyed when....
I don't understand something...

LAST PERSON WHO
1. Slept in bed besides you? Scotty...
2. Saw you cry: Dunno..
3. Went to the movies with you? Torsten, Jan and Jamie... BRAVEHEART!
4. You went to the mall with? Heather
5. You went to dinner with? Flatmates
6. You talked on the phone? Emily
7. Said 'I love you' to you and really meant it? Mammy.
8. Broke your heart? Dunno man..
9. Made you laugh? Scotty.

WOULD YOU RATHER?
1. Pierce your nose or tongue? Neither tbh..
2. Be serious or be funny? Both
3. Drink whole or skim milk? Not fussed
4. Die in a fire or drown? fire,.
5. Spend time with your parents or enemies? Parents, what a stupid question...

ARE YOU..
1. Simple or complicated? Depends...
2. Gay? I'm gonna be honest, probably. haha.
3. Hardcore? Oh aye.

DO YOU PREFER. .
1. Flowers or candy? You can't eat flowers... lol.
2. Gray or black? Black.
3. Color or Black and white photos? Depends on the situation..
4. Lust or love? Love.
5. Sunrise or sunset? Sunset
6. M&Ms or Skittles? Skittles.
8. Staying up late or waking up early? Staying up late.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY !!
1. Do you like anyone? Yup.
2. Do they know it? nope.

DO YOU PREFER...
1. Sun or moon? Depends.
2. Winter or Fall? winter
3. Left or right? left
4. 10 acquaintances or having two best friends? two best friends
5. Sun or rain? Depends.
6. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? Vanilla
7. Vodka or Jack? Jack..

ABOUT YOU!
1. What time is it? 23:47
2. Name? John
3. Nickname(s):Johnboy, J, Captain Sad, Dr Badtouch...
4. Where were you born? Bangour
5. What is your birthdate? 13th May 1988
6. What do you want? Dunno...
7. Where do you want to live? Not sure, Big city though,
8. How many kids do you want? 3
9. What would you want to name a girl? Amie
10. What would you want to name a boy? John and Aiden.
11. You want to get married? Defo.

UNIQUE!
1. Nervous Habits: Wee dances.
2. Are you double jointed? nope
3. Can you roll your tongue? yes
4. Can you raise one eyebrow? yes.
5. Can you cross your eyes? Yes
6. Do you make your bed daily? Nope.
8. Which shoe goes on first? Left.
9. Ever thrown one at someone? Yes, haha.
10. On the average, how much money do you carry with you? Depends how much money i have.
11. What jewelry do you wear? Neck beads.

OTHER
1. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? twirl
2. Have you ever eaten Spam? Yup, lol
3. Favorite ice cream: mars bar, pretty much living on them up here.
4. How many kinds cereal are in your cabinet? 2
5. What's your favorite beverage? Beer.
6. Do you cook? Sometimes.

IN THE LAST MONTH, HAVE YOU? (YES OR NO)
1. Had a b/f or g/f? Nope.
2. Bought something you didn't need: Yes
4. Sang in front of people: Yes
5. Been kissed: Yes.
6. Been hugged: Yep.
7. Felt stupid: Yup
8. Missed someone: Yes.
9. Got drunk: Yup
10. Got high: Indeed.
11. Danced Crazy: Yup
12. Gotten your hair cut: nope
13. Cried: Yes
14. Lied: Yes

1. No wasted beer in the name of humor.

2. It has been made official that under no circumstances should the male have to pay for birth control

3. If your best friend is dumped by a girl it is a 6 month waiting period till she can be touched. If he breaks up with her its a 6 day waiting period.

4. If two or more males arrived at a party by a single car, and the driving male is hooking up with a girl, it is the responsibility of the other males to find other ways home.
(The exception to this law is if the driver is hooking up with his own girlfriend, the law is then void and the driver still holds full resposibility of driving his frinds home)

5. Short shorts have been banned.. unless in a participating in a sporting event that demands shorter shorts. Also no real man should be allowed to pop his collar.

6. Every man shall allow one empty urinal of separation in a bathroom with three or more urinals, law is void if there are dividers in between each urinal.

7. If a girl and a guy are not officialy dating then it can't be considered cheating. However...if the guy cheats with a girl that is less attractive to the one he is originally interested in then he is either... A) Drunk or B) Dumbass. This then gives the original girl the right to either get mad or laugh at you.

8. No one should ever steal a man's alcohol from that man's cooler...this is the only law that suffers the penalty of death.

9. When bringing condoms to a party it is a man's responsibility to pack two in his pockets and one in his car as a spare incase a friend is in desperate need.

10. No heavy fornication in a friend's bed. Or just wash the sheets.

11. No man shall every use a rolling backpack. If you can't carry the bag then your not a man.

12. If another man's fly is down, it is your solemn duty to a) tell him or b) watch him make an ass of himself

13. When a man is borrowing a buddies tool or other equipment, if the borrowie puts any scratches or brings it back with any noticable wear, then he is required to do one of the following: If the item costs under 50 bucks, you are required to replace it. If the item costs over 50 bucks, you are required to give him a case of beer, because hey...who wants to spend more than 50 bucks on something that isn't yours.

14. When your friend picks up a hot girl...however the hot girl has an ugly friend...it is only right that you operate as a wing man doing whatever it is you gotta do to help your buddy have some time alone with the hot girl. As men we are obligated to sacrifice and pay it forward for each other knowing that the favor will one day be repayed.

15. When calling shotgun, all riders of the car must be outside, and shotgun can only be called when the car is in view. Riders in the car are not allowed to run to shotgun and steal it before the person who called and deserves it arrives there. The driver of the car has no authority to decide on who gets shotgun. If a legitimate confrontation comes up where the rightful owner of the shotgun can not be determined then it will be decided by one round of paper rock scissors (with no shoot). If the two contenders tie 5 times in a row then the rightful owner of the shotgun is to be decided by a UFC cage match in which the first blood drawn decides the rightful owner of shotgun.

Addendum to Man Law No. 15:
If at any point during the process of determining the shotgun rider a hot girl hints that she would like to sit up front the driver has the sole right to declare her the shotgun rider and depending upon the situation may even deny rides to all other passengers. However, if said hot girl is an ex of any passenger they may overrule the driver's decision and make her ride in the back. Additionally, if all passengers happen to be female then revert back to original method of deciding shotgun rider substituting mud wrestling for UFC cage match. The winner then gets either a cold water hose down or shotgun the next ride unless