anyone from wexford cbs will no who this is
the original idea and some lyrics were by chris berry
i had to add alot of extra stuff in to fill out the song
we shud have it recorded soon


MURTY'S SONG

yeah
and i've set up and tore down this class with my own two cheeks
every class with me is like a week
and all this for the pupils and smell of propane
i obey dukes game
and as he screams my name
i will show no shame
i live and die for this
and if i come off soft
then chew on this

alright

devil without a cause
and im back with the fomula's
and the science probes
thirty pack of figs
thirty pack of rolls
more cake i eat, more my titties grow
the chosen one
coming at you live
shut the fuck up
or you wont leave alive
i yapped and yapped
and knocked the teachers back
and i did not stutter when i said that
im going fatter
eating pies
i went fatter
momma cries
he says alright
wanna make me cry
i guess because only murt knows why
why why why why

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
they call me francis, i have tits and a bra
so put your hand up if you wanna talk in my class
say hey hey
let me hear where your at and say hey hey
im giving you math and say hey hey
show me some homework and say hey hey
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh math!!
book all y'all

i like racing bikes and really small cocks
chemicals, cardigans and really nice socks
acid, pens, teas and scones
steven firman and anthony jones
yeeeeaaaaahhhhh
suck me balls
is that a request
go home to my wife
and take a dump on her chest
i shave my balls, my dick and crack
im gay, no straight, sometimes i play with ass
but watch me rock with my science flask
sweep the class
take out the trash
i like gettin cash and licking my ass
ass ass ass ass

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
they call me francis, i have tits and a bra
so put your hand up if you wanna talk in my class
say hey hey
let me hear where your at and say hey hey
im giving you math and say hey hey
show me some homework and say hey hey

alright your booked

yeah i saw your math
writing it down from a shitty maths book
when you gonna learn dirty
you cant be taught by
big bad MURTY!!!!!

im an.... murty the bad ass
i like american sports
b-ball is my game
i wear sneakers alot
and really big shorts
im a dirty lick, im like amazing grace
watch me on my bike as i win the race
super fly, fast racing bikes
side car on the road
so joe ryan call roll
dude i like to do some bowling
i even car pool with johnny nolan
i got a weird head, tits in the air
if you dont like me i dont care
i like miss phelan
and no emotion
i have girly hands
cause i put on lotion
give the next generation a big book you!
who knew i'd blow acid erosion
said fuck first years, and give them a coma
smell the aroma
i know it stinks
cause i took a shit
shit shit shit shit

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
they call me francis, i have tits and a bra
so put your hand up if you wanna talk in my class
say hey hey
let me hear where your at and say hey hey
im giving you math and say hey hey
show me some homework and say hey hey
ahhhhhhhhhhhhh....huh huh
if its a fight you want
i'll give it to you
singing
hey hey hey hey
you and me
one-on-one after school
singing
hey hey hey hey
i put this class on the map
and singing
hey hey hey hey
big murt in the class
and thats where im at

hahahaha

If you took the time to relax, and actually listen to the words in the song, and if you actually know who the person is, you will find this song funny.
Fair deuce to Paddy for writing such a smash hit!

/Mr Howlin song on the way, "Grey is the Colour".

as you may have noticed our song first cake is fairly shite. thats cause we had a shit mic, no lyrics and paddy fell off a stool in the first verse so we couldnt stop laughin and forgettin everythin. we might someday re-record it properly but for now try laugh along with the shiteness of the current recordin