IN 2009 SO FAR, HAVE YOU...

Made out more than 3 times?
yes yes

Slept in a different bed?
a few

Made out with 2 different people in one night?
yup...only twice though

Thought your cousin was hot?
eew!

Slept?
i dont sleep...i wait

Had detention?
in college?? lol

Taken a shower with the same or opposite sex?
Yup

Gone over the speed limit?
As a passenger yea numerous times!!

Done something you told yourself you wouldn't do?
Many times...usually drunk though

Danced in front of your mirror?
Not a mirror...but i prob have whilst alone...me likey dancing

Gotten a hickey?
Yup! LOVE hickeys

Been dumped?
No but have dumped

Gotten in a car with people you just met?
most definately

Been in a fist fight?
Nah i aint a naker!

Had feelings for somone who didn't have them back?
Most likely...oh Cheryl

Prank called someone?
not 12 anymore

Been arrested?
Nah...stopped friends from being arrested though...retards

Made out with a stranger?
I think how many is the question only messing

Made out in a movie theater?
yea

Left your house with out telling your parents?
yea...and?

Had a crush on your neighbour?
Gwan philis sisters nah not a hope!!

Ditched school/college to do something more fun?
if by fun you mean recover

Seen someone die?
no

Slept in until 3?
a few times i think

Love someone or miss someone right now?
love...no miss...theres 2 in particular

Flirted with someone?
yupyup...innocent flirtation mostly

Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by?
probably...stars moreso though

Made a snow angel?
never

Cheated while playing a game?
havent we all in fairness

Fallen asleep at work/school?
yup...and been awoken by jimmy in a lecture ya bastard

Felt an earthquake?
nope

Touched A Snake?
nay

Been suspended from school?
nah

Got slapped in the face?
not maliciously

Hated the way you look?
Yea...not the most confident fella going

Been lost?
Not often...good enough sense of direction

Been to the opposite side of the country?
nah stayed mostly central

Felt like dying from embarrasment?
nah

Woke up from a dream crying?
not crying but in bits if ya get me??...really sad like

Sang karaoke?
nah but sang knowing fully i cant

Had a dream that you married someone?
strangely enough yea

Talked on the phone for over an hour?
doubt it...im a serious texter though

Played getting married?
nah

Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole?
not a flag pole

Been overseas?
nah

Had a bf/gf?
yup...finished there about a month or two

Kissed a picture?
oh cheryl

Walked in the rain?
Yup

Gotten yelled at for something you didnt do?
try feckin work where i do

Painted your room ?
nah

Laughed till some kind of beverage came out of your nose?
nope...spat it out though

Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
in ireland?

Kissed in the rain?
yeah...memories

1. Turning a shirt into a belly-top is in no way appealing or attractive....to either gender!

2. People don't like reeeealy drunk people early in the night (9:30)

3. Glowsticks were simply not made for men....

4. Glowsticks were not made to be held in your mouth...

5. Glowsticks taste bad...

6. Being drunk and updating my "Jamie says" is also bad...

7. Texting people whilst drunk is veeery bad...

8. Sambuca is evil...

9. Phili is evil ...big dirty fighting bastard!

10. Causing sexual tension between other people is a bit harsh! ...but funny

11. Sober people tend to have normal sense of humours...drunk people do not...

12. Spillage is BAD!

13. ....the taste of glowsticks lasts for ages....

14. Hugs tend to happen too much

15. I can't dance....yet seem to think I can when given the smallest amount of vodka.

16. DJ's get fed up of constant requests

17. Barbie Girl is not a good song! ...

18. A daddy-nagin is just too much!

19. Don't make people rush when their smoking just to dance....they don't like that!

20. Smokers hate being told "Smokers are jokers" ....seriously!




....more life-lessons to come!!

>(1) Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

>(2) It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances:
a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
c) After wrecking your boss' car.
d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".
e) When she is using her teeth

>(3) Any Man who brings a camera to a stag night may be legally killed and eaten by his mates.

>(4) Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

>(5) If you've known a bloke for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless you actually marry her.

>(6) Moaning about the brand of free beer in a mate's fridge is forbidden. Complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

>(7) No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your mate's birthday is strictly optional.

>( On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.

>(9) When stumbling upon other blokes watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.

>(10) You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.

>(11) It is permissible to quaff a fruity alcopop drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless supermodel...and it's free.

>(12) Only in situations of Moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another bloke in the nuts. Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.

>(13) Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.

>(14) If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.

>(15) Women who claim they "love to watch sport" must be treated as
spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sport watchers.

>(16) A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.

>(17) Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both.... that's just mean.

>(1 If you compliment a bloke on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.

>(19) Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a mate of yours... except if she's withholding sex pending your response.

>(20) Phrases that may not be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
a)Yeah, Baby, Push it!
b) C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
c) Another set and we can hit the showers!

>(21) Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: Both urinating, both queuing, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.

>(22) Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.

>(23) The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal drunken sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason not to do it again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was.

>(24) It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.

>(25) Thou shalt not buy a car in the colours of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.

>(26) The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?"with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets a Playstation, end of story.