(Don't try this at home...)

1. Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new clothes. Then she's yours. - (Deuteronomy 21:11-13)

2. Find a prostitute and marry her. - (Hosea 1:1-3)

3. Find a man with seven daughters, and impress him by watering his flock. - Moses (Ex 2:16-21)

4. Purchase a piece of property, and get a woman as part of the deal. - Boaz (Ruth 4:5-10)

5. Go to a party and hide. When the women come out to dance, grab one and carry her off to be your wife. - Benjaminites (Judges 21:19-25)

6. Have God create a wife for you while you sleep. Note: this will cost you. - Adam (Gen 2:19-24)

7. Agree to work seven years in exchange for a woman's hand in marriage. Get tricked into marrying the wrong woman. Then work another seven years for the woman you wanted to marry in the first place. That's right. Fourteen years of toil for a wife. - Jacob (Genesis 29:15-30)

8. Cut 200 foreskins off of your future father-in-law's enemies and get his daughter for a wife - David (I Samuel 18:27)

9. Even if no one is out there, just wander around a bit and you'll definitely find someone. (It's all relative, of course.) - Cain (Genesis 4:16-17)

10. Become the emperor of a huge nation and hold a beauty contest. - Xerxes or Ahasuerus (Esther 2:3-4)

11. When you see someone you like, go home and tell your parents, "I have seen a ... woman; now get her for me." If your parents question your decision, simply say, "Get her for me. She's the one for me." - Samson (Judges 14:1-3)

12. Kill any husband and take HIS wife (Prepare to lose four sons, though). - David (2 Samuel 11)

13. Wait for your brother to die. Take his widow. (It's not just a good idea; it's the law.) - Onana and Boaz (Deuteronomy or Leviticus, example in Ruth)

14. Don't be so picky. Make up for quality with quantity. - Solomon (1 Kings 11:1-3)

15. A wife?...NOT? - Paul (1 Corinthians 7:32-35)

Copy n paste to ur blog, then cross those that apply

( x) Been in love
(x ) Been dumped
( x) Shoplifted
( x) Been fired
( x) Been in a fist fight
(x ) Snuck out of my parent's house
(x ) Had feelings for some1 who didn’t have them back
( x) Been arrested
(x) Made out with a stranger
( x) Gone on a blind date
(x ) Lied to a friend
(x) Had a crush on a teacher
( x) Skipped school
( ) Slept with a co-worker
( x) Seen someone die
( x) Been to Canada
( ) Been to Australia
(x) Been on a plane
( x) Thrown up in a bar
( ) Eaten sushi
(x) Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
(x) Made a snow angel
(x) Flown a kite
(x) Built a sand castle
(x) Ridden through puddles on a bike
(x) Gone puddle jumping
(x) Played dress up
(x) Jumped into a pile of leaves
() Gone sledding
( x) Cheated while playing a game
(x) Been bored
(x) Fallen asleep at work/school
(x) Used a fake id
(x) Watched the sun set
( ) Felt an earthquake
( x) Touched a snake
(x) Been tickled
(x ) Been robbed
(x) Been misunderstood
(x) Pet a reindeer/goat
(x) Won a contest
(x ) Ran a red light
( x) Been suspended from school
(x) Been in a car accident
( ) Had braces
(x ) Felt like an outcast
(x ) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) Had deja vu
(x) Danced in the moonlight
(x) Hated the way you look saturday morning after a friday night
( x) Witnessed a crime
( x) Questioned your heart
( ) Been obsessed with post-it notes
( x) Squished barefoot through the mud
( x) Been lost
(x) Been to the opposite side of the country
(x) Swam in the ocean
( x) Felt like dying
( x) Cried yourself to sleep
( x) Played cops and robbers
( ) Recently coloured with crayons/coloured pencils/markers
(x) Sung karaoke
( ) Paid for a meal with only coins
(x) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(x) Made prank phone calls
(x) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
(x) Caught a snowflake on your tongue
(x) Danced in the rain
(x) Written a letter to Santa Claus
(x ) Been kissed under a mistletoe
( x) Watched the sun set with someone you care about
(x) Blown bubbles
( ) Made a bonfire on the beach
(x) Crashed a party
(x) Gone rollerskating
( x) Had a wish come true
( x) Ate dog/cat food
( x) Kissed a mirror
(x) Sang in the shower
( ) Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole
(x) Kissed a fish
(x) Worn the opposite sexes clothes
( ) Been a cheerleader
(x) Screamed at the top of your lungs
() Talked on the phone for more than 6 hours
(x) Stayed up all night
( ) Didn't take a shower for a week
(x) Pick and ate an apple right off the tree
(x) Climbed a tree
(x) Had a tree house
( ) Are scared to watch scary movies alone
() Believe in ghosts
( ) Have more then 30 pairs of shoes
( ) Worn a really ugly outfit to school
(x ) Gone streaking
(x ) Played chicken
(x ) Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x ) Caught a fish then ate it after cookin it!
(x ) Caught a butterfly
(x) Laughed so hard you cried
() Cried so hard you laughed
( x) Mooned/flashed someone
(x) Had someone moon/flash you
( x) Cheated on a test
( ) Have a Britney Spears CD - oops i did it again
(x) Forgotten someones name
(x)Danced in the rain in the early hours of the morning

You use target indication to point out hot chicks...

You use the term 'chicks'

You insist on dancing like a dick, whilst your civvie mates insist on trying to dance 'properly'.

Your civvie mates don't understand any of the terminology you use such as 'no dramas', 'squared away', 'take a knee' etc....

You can't help saying "Roger", "Say again" and other snappy bits of radio talk

You don't have any civvie mates....

You cringe, and mutter under your breath 'haircut', when you see men with`long hair.

You walk at a ridiculous pace and are physically incapable of walking at the shopping pace of your girlfriend.

You refer to personal organisation as "admin"

You use patrol hand signals in a night club if people can't hear you

You always use the 24 hour clock....

Nothing soldiers do shocks you any more....

You can't watch war movies without giving a running commentary.

People in prison have more contact with women than you do....

Whenever you spell something out you use the phonetic alphabet....

You don't trust your mum/wife/girlfriend/any woman to iron your kit because deep down you think that your ironing is better....

You point using your whole hand in a karate chop motion....

You find that the conversation somehow always comes back round to you, because you're more interesting than most topics of conversation....

You think not shaving is a treat....

You get really irritated when people you don't know call you 'mate'....

You can read a junk mail catalogue from cover to cover and refer to everything that is useful as a Gucci bit of kit.

You spend hours wondering where in civvie street you can get an equal disposable income and at least 6 weeks holiday a year, by completing an inversely proportionally tiny amount of tangible work

Your blood boils when you see civvies wearing DPM.

Going out on Thursday "international army night out" wherever it may be, or whichever course one is on, involves forming the ring-of-steel, talking about ourselves and the army and aggressively staring at girls; who if they don't immediately come over are obviously lesbians.

Should any man dare break this ritual, and despite talking to the prettiest of girls - as we would like to do, if it weren't for the fact we tend to chew our own tongues and dribble - he is clearly gay!

You come out in a cold sweat if you find yourself still working after lunch on a Friday....

You have to stop work at 10am for canteen break or else you might not make it to lunch....

At least half of your DVD collection are war movies....

Even though your disposable income is twice that of a civvie you still manage to spend it all, every week, with nothing to show for it, about a week after you've told all your mates that you 'can't believe how much money they waste on the piss'....

You think that eating every meal for a week with the same spoon that you licked clean and kept in the pocket of the same shirt you've worn all week is perfectly normal....

All of your food has to be prepared by a chef because you're incapable of cooking anything that can't either be boiled in a bag or eaten cold....

You lie when people ask you what you do for a living....

When leaving your phone number on a voice message you can't just give it once, has to be repeated.

When meeting mates in a pub you always turn up 5 minutes early and are secretly angry that nobody else has.

Sad but true dont lie we all do it!