1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my cock when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. Clefts.

3. When people say, "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Fucking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No tosser, I paid £10 to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking floor.

6. People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say, "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?” If the bus came would I be standing here, Knob head?

10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So what did they used to be? Ears, football boots, pantomine tickets?

11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate. You tit.

12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need. You clasping onto your nob. Cheers you fucking lemon.

13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....It has to be a Mc Chicken Burger, just a Chicken burger gets blank looks...........Well I'll have a Mc Straw and shove it in your Mc Eyes you bloody Mc Tosser.

1. I'm bored, let's shave my pussy.
2. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?
3. That fart was great, do another.
4. Of course I swallow, I luve it!
5. No that's ok. You drink beer and watch porn. I'll do the washing up.
6. Just for a change, put it in my arse?
7. How about you get the girl from work to join us?
8. Marriage? No way!

1. Full Name: Daryl Ashley Robson
2. Nickname: Daz
3. Birthday: 14th April 1991
4. Place of Birth: Aldershot :S
5. Zodiac Sign: Aries
6. Male or Female: Male
7. Grade: Yr 12
8. School: Huntington
9. Occupation: 6th Form, O'briens wen i can be fuked lol
10. Residence: strenny
11. MSN Screen Name: Then I'ma Rock Ya Body, Turn You Over, Love Is War, I'm Your Soldier, Touchin You Like It's Our First Time...

__Your Appearance___

12. Hair Color: brown
13. Hair Length: Short
14. Eye color: brigt blue
16. Height: 6ftish
17. Braces?: nope
18. Glasses?: nope
19. Piercings: nope
20. Tattoos: we i can get round to it
21. Righty or Lefty: Righty

___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First best friend: Owen Mortimer or Brad Rawle
23. First Award: Swimmin - Walk To School Week init lol
24. First Sport: Football
25. First pet: Roary the tiger
26. First Real Vacation: Germany (unfortunately) as a baby
27. First Concert: neva reli had 1 lol
28. First Love: Any point in sayin?

___ Favorites___

29. Movie: Bad Boys/Top gun/football factory/Pursuit of happiness/happy gilmore/loads reli lol
30. TV programme: MOTD/simpsons probz
31. Color: Red
32. Rapper: Twista/Dizzee rascal
33. Band: Tenacious D/Coldplay
34. Song Right Now: Chris Brown - With You
35. Friends: too many ta list!!.
36. Sweet: Hmm Fruit Pastilles maybe lol.
37. Sport to Play: Football
38. Restuarant: McDonalds
39. Favorite brand: K Swiss/Timberland lol etc.
40. Store: Next, River Island, Huxtables (hidden jem) lol
41. School Subject: PE
42. Animal: penguin probz lol
43. Book: books?!?!?! lol
44. Magazine: Zoo
45. Shoes: K swiss/Nike Astros n Footy Boots

___Currently___

46. Feeling: bored
47. Single or Taken? Single
48. Have a crush: a few lol
49. Eating: thai sweet chilli crisps
50. Drinking: An "Um Bongo" carton lol quite tasty
51. Typing: :S hmm
52. Online?: Yeh
53. Listening To: Chris Brown - Say Goodbye
54. Thinking About: do i no all the lyrics to Say Goodbye by Chris Brown, hmm...yes
56. Watching: Sky Sports News
57. Wearing: Lucky Boxers, works every tym lol

___Your Future___

58. Want Kids? 2 girls n a boy, or 2 lol
59. Want to be Married?: Yer
60. Careers in Mind: got it sorted... me n laura PE teachers, building our way up to king n queen of da world/or a bum
61. Where do you want to live: Anywhere reli, wiv m8s n girls lol
62. Car: any'll do atm lol


__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

63. Hair color: Dark Brown-black/ or Blonde/but brunnettes wiv highlyts luk hot to... wat a stupid question
64. Hair length: Medium length - Long
65. Eye color: blue or brown i fink
66. Measurements: Big Girls... lmao, nah just slim wiv summit to hang on to
67. Cute or Sexy: Both
68. Lips or Eyes: Both!
69. Hugs or Kisses: BOTH!!
70. Short or Tall: no taller thn me
71. Easygoing or serious: Easygoing and a lil serious wen dey need to be
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: ooo a bit of both please
73. Fatty or Skinny: slim of course, skinny or fatty!! neither ta
74. Sensitive or Loud: Sensitive, loud in bed! lol
75. Hook-up or Relationship: Hook up for now
76. Sweet or Caring: Both
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: hmm, gtta be confident bt not in ya face confident, lol

___Have you ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger: yer
79. Had Alcohol: Plenty
80. Smoked: nope, mugz game
81. Ran Away From Home: Ye as a kid
82. Broken a bone: Yeh
83. Got an X-ray: Yeh
84. Been with someone: Yeh
85. Broken Someones Heart: Doubt it
86. Broke Up With Someone: Yup
87. Cried When Someone Died: Of course
88. Cried At School: Probs in primary lol

___Do You Believe In___

89. God: Yeh
90. Miracles: Yeh
91. Love At First sight: Yess
92. Ghosts: yepp
93. Aliens: gotta be
94. Soul Mates: Maybe
95. Heaven: Yeh
96. Hell: Yeh
97. Angels: not till saw you bbe (ooo yer) lol
98. Kissing on The First Date: Of Course!!
99. Horoscopes: wen i need em lol

___Answer Truthfully___

100. Is Th