This is the initials game. Take your initials and match them up with the corresponding words, with the word 'because' in the middle. E.g. if your name is Andrew Jake Smith, your answer will be "I licked my best friend because I thought it was a good idea at the time."

Leave a comment here to show everyone which answer you got...

Part 1 (take the first letter of your first name):
I…
A: licked
B: sucked
C: melted
D: made awkward sexual advances on
E: fucked
F: wanked off
G: chewed on
H: sang the alphabet with
I: gang-banged
J: slapped
K: jumped on
L: got drunk with
M: made a porno movie with
N: cried on
O: moshed with
P: whipped
Q: went to a Christian rock concert with
R: raped
S: murdered
T: stabbed
U: went jogging with
V: dated
W: shot
X: fell in love with
Y: mutilated
Z: set fire to

Part 2 (take the first letter of your middle name): …
A: myself
B: a dog
C: a cat
D: a pencil
E: Satan
F: your mother
G: my mother
H: my hand
I: Michael Jackson
J: my best friend
K: a pigeon
L: Jesus
M: your grandma
N: God
O: a Jedi
P: an umbrella
Q: a frisbee
R: Santa Claus
S: a ninja
T: a group of emos
U: a group of
V: a corpse
W: an alien
X: a model airplane
Y: Ronald McDonald
Z: a chair


Part 3 (take the first letter of your last name):
Because….
A: I rock
B: I’m a tranny
C: I suck
D: I was bored
F: I was alone
G: I was sexually frustrated
H: it turns me on
I: I’m gay
J: I’m better than you
K: I’m evil
L: I’m gorgeous
M: I was horny
N: I’m a bitch
O: it’s fun
P: it’s my hobby
Q: I messed up my entire life
R: I love you
S: I thought it was a good idea at the time
T: I’m stupid
U: it makes me cry
V: I feel inadequate
W: I’m an asshole
X: I love myself
Y: I hate myself
Z: I’m a fucking GOD

So tell me what to do then! Come on!