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Emily

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  • Female, 22, Luv 404
  • from Avondale, Auckland. NZ
  • Member since: February 2005
  • Last active: 2 days ago
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تعقيدات الحياة هي ما يجعل للاهتمام.
Me, Myself, and I
I can't wait to get away from you
Unsurprisingly you hate me too
We only communicate when we need to fight
But we are best friends...right?
The Other Half Of Me
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Who do you love?
Me, or the thought of me?

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  • Some of the most memorable stuff from RnV 08

    The fact that despite leaving about 7 boxes of Slammers behind, there were still 5 full boxes left over that no one was too keen to take.

    People getting really drunkenly lost and not being able to find their tents.

    "Focking P mate, I hate that stuff. Can I talk to you guys for a bit about how bad P is" -Random drunk dude.

    The creation of 'Beer Ejections', and the resultant labels to describe it.

    BECH winning ASB jandals.

    Claire wandering back from the sound shell alone in the middle of the night, and being adamant the next morning that she had never left the tent site.

    Getting rid of slamming chest pains by doing cartwheels and backbends.

    "Ho-eh, Eruera! Did he fall down the plug hole?" -Eru's Aunty, about Calum's long showers.

    Ana hooking up with a random in the crowd during Franz Ferdinand...But it's ok, she was on morfein, and she got a box of slammers for her effort.

    All the people that did or didn't end up sleeping in their own tents.

    "Fuck off you fucks!" -Willy.

    Zane's milky sunblock application.

    Eru winning the funnel comp, and Isaac skulling 2Litres of milk.

    Betsy and Pat doing tequila body shots.

    Everyone bagging Hamish's drinking of Double Brown.

    "Let's get slammed" -Errybody

    Sam's tent that got wasted.

    "The white parts of my shoes are telling me to run, but I just don't want to run anymore!!" -Kimberly

    Zane trying to smoosh people's names together like celebrity couples.

    "Pandas in space suits cause the light..." -Isaac

    "I'M A SEXUAL PREDATOR!" -Eruera

    Patrick living up to expectations, and vomiting in his hands once more.

    "Usually I spend a lot of time in crunk city, but tonight I am going to a new city...Pill city!" -Gwen

    Lizzie's air bed becoming an out door snuggle pit.

    Ana freaking out about the blood-thinning properties of paracetamol.

    Whilst vomiting shirtless in a rubbish bin; "I know you want me!" "How do you skinny bitches do this" -Eruera

    1 Comment 231 weeks

  • Pirate.

    Did your night​ suck?​
    Nope, It has been pretty hohkaaay.

    Do you find it roman​tic when a guy whisp​ers in your ear?
    It depends what they are whispering, It can be a little creepy!

    Are you start​ing to reali​ze anyth​ing?​
    Hmmm that maybe I should have paid a bit more attention at school this year.

    Did you go out or stay in last night​?​
    I was out during the day and was wanting to go out at night but fell asleep pretty quickly.

    When was the last time you talke​d to your numbe​r 1?
    Anna Woolley? I think it's her, Not for a while :(

    Group​ dates​ or singl​e dates​?​
    It depends, probably single dates. No one really wants to watch people being all flirty with each other.

    Do you strai​ghten​ your hair?​
    Back before my straightener broke I was a demon, but not any more.

    Do you wear cloth​es/​shoes​/​jewel​ry that'​s uncom​forta​ble?​
    Occasionally :/

    Would​ you ever leave​ the house​ witho​ut make-​up on?
    I don't like to....

    Walma​rt or Targe​t?​
    Neither!

    Do you wear colla​red shirt​s?​
    Not really.

    In the past 48 hours​,​ have you hung out with a guy?
    Yuurrr.

    Do you freak​ out if you miss your favor​ite show?​
    I fully flip out, have panic attacks, hyperventilate..I hate it.

    Do you yell a lot?
    I don't think so, maybe when I am drinking.

    Have you ever dated​ someo​ne longe​r than a year?​
    Yep.

    Did you get any compl​iment​s today​?​
    That I am smarter than I look? Haha

    Have you ever drank​ with your numbe​r one?
    Yeah, but not for ages!!

    Do you belie​ve every​one deser​ves a secon​d chanc​e?​
    I'm ok with second chances, but maybe after that they should have learnt not to do ze same thing again.

    Did you cry today​?​
    I actually did! But they were tears of laughter!

    Do you save your money​ or spend​ it when you get your hands​ on it?
    Spend dat shut.

    Have you hugge​d anyon​e in the last 24 hours​?​
    Yep.

    Would​ you rathe​r stay home all day, or be out and about​?​
    OUT Fo Sho!

    Are you close​ to your mom and dad?
    Not really. I don't really like them.

    What is one fear that you can'​t seem to overc​ome?​
    Spiders and bugs, I know it is generic and stupid because they are smaller than me - but I just can't help it!

    Is there​ anyon​e that you regre​t ever meeti​ng?​
    Naaaahhh I don't think so.

    Would​ you rathe​r have roomm​ates or live alone​?​
    Roomies, definitely.

    Who was the last girl you talke​d to?
    I was texting Chero just before, but the last girl I actually talked to was probably Hayley....Seems like days ago.

    Are you satis​fied with your life right​ now?
    Yep, pretty satisfied. I am going to feel AMAZING on Wednesday though. I am so so so excited to be finished with high school!

    Ever felt like you'​re not good enoug​h?​
    Yeh.

    Are you a jealo​us perso​n?​
    I try not to be.

    Do you think​ that you'​re a good perso​n?​
    Yeah, I'd say so.

    Anyon​e you want to forge​t?​
    Just some gaybuzz teachers!

    0 Comments 238 weeks

  • When the President talks to God - Bright Eyes.

    When the president talks to God,
    Are the conversations brief or long?
    Does he ask to rape our women’s rights,
    And send poor farm kids off to die?
    Does God suggest an oil hike,
    When the president talks to God?

    When the president talks to God,
    Are the consonants all hard or soft?
    Is he resolute all down the line?
    Is every issue black or white?
    Does what God says ever change his mind,
    When the president talks to God?

    When the president talks to God
    Does he fake that drawl or merely nod?
    Agree which convicts should be killed?
    Where prisons should be built and filled?
    Which voter fraud must be concealed,
    When the president talks to God?

    When the president talks to God,
    I wonder which one plays the better cop.
    'We should find some jobs, The ghetto's broke.'
    No, they're lazy, George, I say we don't,
    Just give 'em more liquor stores and dirty coke.
    That's what God recommends.

    When the president talks to God,
    Do they drink near beer and go play golf,
    While they pick which countries to invade,
    Which Muslim souls still can be saved?
    I guess God just calls a spade a spade,
    When the president talks to God.

    When the president talks to God,
    Does he ever think that maybe he's not?
    That that voice is just inside his head,
    When he kneels next to the presidential bed.
    Does he ever smell his own bullshit
    When the president talks to God?

    I doubt it

    I doubt it

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    Hey love, so good to hear fomr u!! though ya mite hav fallen off the face of the earth hahaOh bugga, hangova much?? Gotta suck ;( OOO sounds kewl!! How did ya get doing tht??? Hook me up aye?? I wana do promo work soo bad! :) Oh i will try, i real want one!! Have been askin round if anyone knows anyone tht can do decent ones. Do u? Sweet just give me a txt bout them yea? I know, we needa catch up!! I stil wanna take some fotos of u, if ya dont mind. Go 2 bethels/piha on a half decent day (if there is one) hehe andtake some snaps ;D Yip things are good 4 me. Start uni in july and had a job interview at lippy queen st last thurs bt still havent heard back ;( But got anotha one at Diva New lynn this fridae, yeey!! Wish me luck How u been? Heard ya mum wasnt to happy with u not stayin at uni?? love u xx

    5/13/09
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    luv Sidnie

    What you up 2 2day? xx

    4/15/09
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    Sidnie

    Oh k u stll goin uni? Ull be fine hun, everything will fall into place. Oh sweet, sounds good. u shld go to a beach, thats what I would be doing haha. Nofing just at home tryna find a job. mite go 2 mall later and apply to a few places, but really cant be fcuked haha. OMG yes!!! I have txt u so much and u neva txt back haha. Im good just tryna get my life sorted 2 aka find a jobh, move outta home and then start unitec :) xx

    4/14/09
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    Hey love, How are ya?? Waqt u getting up 2 2day? Txt me back biatch! haha mwah xx

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    Hey sexy minx, what you up 2 say weds or thurs avro this week?? Round 4 4:30ish?? I need to take photos for photography and want to use ya!! I wana go witha bethels or piha. my theme is dancing/movement. Wana use fabric, pointe shoes and play with lighting etc hehe. Keen?? Let me know. Mwah xx

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    Sidnie

    Hey!! hahah i just talke dto u :) come c me biacth!! mwha xx

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    Heya! wat u up 2 2nte?? im fuking bored shit haha yeh um prob till i just get my 42 credits but i wanna grqaduate :) God i knw it wld be fab!! hahahahhahahahaha lmaio!! we shld fully have a show amrathon dvd nite with all the gurls!! would be hilarious and dani could be outr commentary person since shes watched them a zillions times bahaha good times fuk yeh we so shld i thnk she was tlaking bout doing it in the show 2?? shit u write alot haha im gonna ring u nw love u xx

    2/5/09
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    Sidnie

    Hey babe, haha was it?? It was late i was tired. Sweetbix um we hit they prob 130ish?? HAHAHA god i knw if i was drinjking i wld have been FUCKED to!!!!! HAHAH i iknw they are poor chris having to put up with me :) Sweet im going for house captain for TS Mqarys and the voting is tomoro so hopefully ik get it, eeek. i walked round school today with a big sign saying "vote 4 sidnie" haahahah Oh god exciting!!!!!!!!! eeekk yeh in went in2 unitec's info week just b4 to find out bout my interior design course so exciting! its gonna cost me lyk $4000 thou eek not looking forward to the student loan :( Yip mim great just wana get my freaking tatto i realy wish there were money trees, ahh if only... haha Love u Catch up son yeh Mwah xx

    2/4/09