An acronym for Women Over Men. It describes a man or boy who is heterosexual and but spends all his time with women and not his male friends.

Often a man can become a WOM because he has not had a girlfriend for a very long time. All of a sudden he gets one, and then spends ALL his time with her, instead of friends.
Man, he's the biggest WOM ever.

Wells, Herbert George (1866-1946)
"Go away... I'm all right."

Baer, Max (1909-1959)
Heavyweight Champion boxer 1934-50 "Oh God, here I go..."

Beecher, Henry Ward (1813-1887)
"Now comes the mystery."

Beethoven, Ludwig van (1770-1827)
"Friends applaud, the comedy is over."

Bogart, Humphrey (1899-1957)
"I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis."

Byron, Lord (1788-1824)
"Goodnight."

Claudel, Paul (1868-1955)
"Doctor, do you think it could have been the sausage?"

Costello, Lou (1906-1959)
"That was the best ice-cream soda I ever tasted."

Coward, Noel (1899-1973)
"Goodnight my darlings, I'll see you tomorrow."
(On retiring to bed.)

Coy, Bernard ( -1946) [American criminal]
"It don't matter; I figure I licked the Rock anyway."
(Shot attempting escape from Alcatraz )

Crane, Hart (1899-1932)
"Goodbye, Everybody!"
(jumping overboard from a steamship.)

Crosby, Bing (1903-1977)
"That was a great game of golf, fellers."

Danton, Georges-Jacques (1759-1794)
"Thou wilt show my head to the people; it is worth showing."
(To his executioner)

Flynn, Errol (1909-1959)
"I've had a hell of a lot of fun and I've enjoyed every minute of it."
(Shortly before death.)

Gandhi, Indira (1917-1984)
"I don't mind if my life goes in the service of the nation. If I die
today every drop of my blood will invigorate the nation."
(Assassinated by Sikh militants the following day.)

Goldman, Charley ( -1970) [Boxing manager]
"Only suckers get hit with right hands."

Jackson, Thomas Jonathan `Stonewall' (1824-1863)
"Let us pass over the river and rest under the shade of the trees."
(A victim of 'friendly fire'.)

Kennedy, John Fitzgerald (1917-1963)
"If someone is going to kill me, they will kill me."
(On arrival at Dallas)

Keynes, John Maynard (1883-1946)
"I wish I'd drunk more champagne."

Lee, Robert Edward (1807-1870)
"Strike the tent."

Lewis, Wyndham (1884-1957)
"Mind your own business."
(When asked about the state of his bowels on his deathbed.)

Louis XIV (1638-1715)
"Why are you weeping? Did you imagine that I was immortal?"
(To his deathbed attendants .)

Malcolm X (1925-1965)
"Cool it, brothers..."
(His last words before being assassinated.)

Marx, Karl (1818-1883)
"Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough."

Morant, Lt. Henry H. (1864-1902)
"Shoot straight, you bastards! Don't make a mess of it!"
(To the firing squad that executed him.)

Mussolini, Benito (1883-1945)
"But, but, mister Colonel..."
(Before being executed.)

Narvaez, Ramon Maria (1800-186
"I do not have to forgive my enemies, I have had them all shot."
(When asked by a priest if he forgave his enemies while on his deathbed.)

Oates, Lawrence (1880-1912)
"I am just going outside and may be some time."
(Before vanishing into the blizzard on the ill fated Antarctic expedition.)

1) What is Gingervitis?

Gingervitis is a serious hereditary disease caused by a recessive gene. It can lay dormant for years and two perfectly healthy parents can have Ginger Babies. Gingervitis affects millions of people world wide. The symptoms of gingervitis include: Red hair, pale skin, and freckles, a "Soulless" feeling. Some Ginger Kids may show symptoms such as violence and depression. Although Gingervitis is not a life threatening disease it can be very serious. There is currently no known cure and very little treatment for Gingervitis.


2) Is Gingervitis contagious?

No, Ginger Kids are born with Gingervitis. It is hereditary and cannot be contracted in any other way.



3) Are Ginger Kids dangerous?

Although some Ginger Kids may be dangerous, many others are not. Ginger Kids do have a genetic predisposition towards anger and depression, but this is caused by there appearance and often times amplified by taunting and harassment. Contrary to popular belief, many Ginger Kids live healthy, happy lives.


4) Do Ginger Kids have Souls?

Unfortunately no, Ginger Kids are born without souls. A common misconception is that you need a soul to survive. This is completely false. Ginger Kids are people just like everyone else, even if they don’t have souls. Many Ginger Kids live happy, healthy, productive lives devoid of any sort of soul.



5) If a Ginger Kid bites me what should I do?

If you have been bitten by a Ginger Kid immediately wash the wound with soap and water. If you have alcohol or peroxide apply it to the wound. Then call your local poison control for further assistance.


6) Why do Ginger kids get such a bad reputation?

Ginger Kids are commonly stereotyped because a number of famous Ginger Kids have set bad examples. Celebrities such as Carrot Top and Queen Elizabeth I give Ginger Kids a bad name. Don't be fooled, although these famous people are Gingers. A large numbers of Ginger Kids are nothing like them. Some Gingers have even protested these figures because of the harm they have done.



7) Why do people call Ginger Kids "fire crotch"? Are there crotches really on fire?


A common misconception is that Ginger Kids' crotches are actually engulfed in flames. The truth is "fire crotch" comes from the fact that Ginger Kids have red pubic hair. It is similar to the nickname "Carrot Top".

Key Stats about Gingerkids:

324904 kids are born with Gingervitis a year.

10% of kids born with Gingervitis commit suicide by age 16.

30% of those infected with Gingervitis live healthy, productive, long lives.

20% of those infected with Gingervitis feel great self hatred, and attemp to bite others in hopes they will spread Gingervitis.

80% of Ginger Kids are totally unaware they are soulless.

20% of those infected with Gingervitis, know they don’t have souls and pursue a life devoted to Satanism, Paganism, and/or Politics.

95% of those infected with Gingervitis believe they are ugly contagious beasts, resulting in an extreme fear of such common things as:

Trying on clothes in public dressing rooms
Sharing food
Intercourse
Sharing blood
Kissing the opposite sex.
Having Friends

Common statistics:

15% of all people in the US are bitten by a child with Gingervitis.
12% of those bitten don't know the proper steps to take after being bitten.
63% of those people bitten require years of trauma counseling.
80% of all people in the US are unaware that kids with Gingervitis have no souls.
20% of all people in the US are aware that those with Gingervitis lack souls, and persecute them due to this.
55% of people aware of gingervitis believe it is similar to AIDS.

Remember Ginger Kids are people too even if they don't have souls!