So...here is the story that Jo, Cameron, and I spent 3 hours writing one night just for the hell of it... (it's only for fun so nobody get offended!)

Kat is actually adopted beacause her parents were gangsters from New York, and now the people have tracked her down and want her dead. Craig is an undercover agent for them and is planning to suffocate her, while Matt pretended to get expelled from Loreto to come and try to stop Craig from completing his mission, but instead he ended up playing footsies too much with Nicole and got her pregnant. But wait! It could also be James Tait's baby. Dun, dun, dun! And now Andy's pissed because she likes Nicole and James. Nicole knows who the father is but is claiming child support from both which prevents Matt from completing his mission. Yet, Matt paid one of the opposition at Royal High to break Craig's jaw to stop him for a few months and give him time. Craig was unfathomed by this and had installed a metal chip in his mouth that has deadly toxins in it, and whenever Kat kisses him she is slowly being poisoned to death. Margret, the dinner lady, has been watching the events unfold and is preparing different foods to try and stop Craig's evil plan, as she herself wants to kill Kat for her own personal reasons!!! Sixteen years ago, a baby girl of one was on flight 1264, along with a recipe for the world's best muffins. The baby was to be sent to Mr. and Mrs. Reid, and the recipe to Margret the dinner lady; however due to unforeseen turbulence, the baby managed to eat the recipe and has had it lodged in her throat for sixteen year, thus causing her high pitched, squeaky voice, and her strange fetish for muffins. Unfortunatly for Margret, the Food Standards Agency has found out about her secret plans and needs to stop her. They enlist the help of one Daniel Spencer. His incredible smile and charm has stalled Margret every time as she falls deeper and deeper in love. Dan begins to text her, neglecting Amy. Amy becomes suspicious. With a flurry of anger one afternoon, Amy leaps over the canteen counter, grasps a large knife from the counter, and strikes down Margret in her beloved place of work. The door of the canteen bursts open and in flies the three Cameron's Angels, all the way from Canada. Andy and Alyssa start to fight everyone out of the way to get to Amy before the jealousy strikes again. Nicole rolls about on the floor in pain as her contractions have started (she probably shouldn't have worn a PVC superhero costume). The other two Angels managed to restrain Amy, and tie her to a chair. But Bruce hears Amy's distress and knocks down the whole front wall with his handy, dandy tractor. With blood and dust filling the floor, the canteen empties of all the students and only three remain, Kat, Craig, and Matt. The face off begins as the two men battle it out to see who will kill Kat first. Cameron stands just outside peering through the window wondering how the hell him managed to get "Cameron's Angels". Jo enters and, knowing Kat's fetish, entices her out of the conflict with a muffin. Jo was hired by Kat's birth parents to pretect her from all evils because of her long training deep in the Amazon Rainforest with the Chinese Monks. Kat has absolutely no idea of anything that is going on around her. Completely in a daze, and still chasing the muffin, she follows Jo to a get-away helicopter parked on the roof on the school. The pilot, Claire, has been Jo's apprentice and is in the middle of her training with the Chinese Monks. Finally Claire has an opportunity to show off her skills to Jo and confidently brings the helicopter about the school. In a desperate attempt, Margret stumbles out of the kitchen holding the blood stained knife before her. She reached back and threw it hard at the helicopter. Craig, sees what Margret is about to do, and realising his love for Kat, lunged to take the knife for her. With an overexaggerated "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!", he dives and finds the knife lodged in h