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Femmina, 19,
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- Città: Not Conna anymore!! :O :O
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- Data registrazione: December 2005
- Ultimo accesso: 17 settimane fa
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- I'm double 0.5 and ye're all just jealous!
- Tutto su di me
- god i really need to change this more often, but im way too lazy
IM HOME!!!!!!4 now anyway :-D god i love summer!
i miss holidays tho,& all the girls at camp!!:-(
mine & taras metaphor 4 life: if u want 2 buy a watch,buy a watch. if u dont want 2 buy a watch stop watchin all the watches in the window!!! its perfect it fits everythin lol!
ps read tara g's rap it rocks!!!!!!!!
- La mia metà
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Vengaboys& Spice Girls Forever!! xxx
- Music
- basically everythin
- Films
- anythin realy im easy lol!
- Sports
- as little as poss.im strangely attracted to belly dancing, & learnin salsa/tango
- Scared Of
- WASPS!!the bane of my life!why, god, why!?spiders, giant squids, giant solderin irons wit normal sized plugs lol cuz!
- Happiest When
- sleeping, eating chocolate & hanging out with my friends, yes at the same time
- will never
- shower, touch or even look at a boy, or study!!!! lol
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Boredom in College of Com & Other Fun Times!
Some life changing discoveries during a terrifying study period with Miss Fiona O'Donovan!
"Sperm is found in the ear canal and travels through the digestive system!"
"Aoifes in my bone marrow!"
"TWIT-TWATS!!!!!"
Aoife- "I wonder will there be any hot guys at this WISE thing?"
Hazel- "WISE- WOMEN In Science and Engineering, Aoife!"
Fiona- “Ooh I know a good theme for my 18th: a shoe!! Ooooh or flowers!!!”
More stories dedicated to yours truely, created by the perfectly sane mind of Miss Fiona! I warn you, they are quite vulgar and have already corrupted my poor innocent mind!
"Ailbhe did a belly dance but no one liked it so she went to France.
There everyone thought she was great and every boy asked her on a date.
They would take her out for something to eat, although she would never order meat.
The only problem was she'd always order some more and as a result she wont fit through the door!"
"Ailbhe was a girl who liked her fun.
Her booty call liked her bum.
One day he gave her a call and told her nothing, at all at all.
So instead she found another man who was her biggest fan.
This boy was not so coy, she treated him like her toy.
But him she did not ditch, simply because he was so rich
And they went on to have one kid, who they named John Sid"
"Ailbhe was a girl from Cork,
She was also quite a dork.
She was embarrassed to be seen,
Because her hair was red and green!
With guys she was not fussy,
She was even quite the hussie.
Then along came a pretty young girl one day,
And Ailbhe told us all she turned gay,
Her girlfriends name was Kay and thats all i have to say!"
"Fiona was the coolest of the bunch.
Her only problem was she'd steal everyone's lunch!
All the hot guys thought she was great,
but none were good enough for her to date!
Her laugh was of the greatest sort,
And everyone loved when she would snort.
Now this young lady is uber cool even if some think shes a fool!"
"There was once a grape called nate who grew on a vine called faith.
They had sex and watched their leaves girate.
All was good until Faiths period was late and the 2 got into quite a state when they had a baby grape called kate!"
"There was a young fellow called Ted, who one day said,
'I feel like getting laid' so he called upon some fair maid.
He was soon locked in jail, when it was discovered she was an underage male!"
"Tighearnach Dunne liked it up the bum!
He wasnt fussy, he'd even pay a hussie!
When he was drunk he'd get covered in spunk,
And ask Pa if he was his ma!"
"On the second day Hazel celebrated her birthday day,
and Ailbhe moaned that she'd be on her own.
Due to a slow bunch Fiona would not return after lunch"
“There once was a crocodile called Rex, who as you can guess liked sex!
He sent away for a naughty magazine and it was delivered by Fed Ex,
And he masturbated while dreaming of a t rex!
Then one day he went to Dundrum ( there were many bargains to be won)
There he met an armadillo with a gun,
And the 2 of them had some fun of the x-rated kind and now I think you’ll find Rex without any behind!”
“There was once a big juicy fat plum who lay all day in the sun and had a banana give it to him up the bum.
As a result he was covered in cum and when Anna took a bite, she simply shrieked in fright at the cum covered plum!”2 commenti 532 giorni
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paddys day poem from tara!
1 of my favourite notes from the original jitterbug
A note for my Ailbhe-shaped bud!
Go on away,abandon me,
Flake off to stinky Tralee,
Personally I blame Jack,
He has u always & u never come back,
And the one time u should stay,
One of my favourite times - Paddy's Day,
U have to go see his band,
Far away in Kerry land,
So i say go! tho its not fair
And u tell jack learn to share!3 commenti 868 giorni
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quotes!:D
tara(2 me,jus cos i ran outta credit): ur face luks like a forest fire sum1 tried ta put out wit a screwdriver!
me(while sick in bed): hey look,the sun is shiny!!
aoife(while sliding off the chair): girls i cant close my mouth!
jack(on the subject of a cat pissing on him): it was like a swingin fountain on hinges!!
tara(2 me,yet again): fuck u running backwards tru da woods wit a hedgehog,u da retarded offspring of 5 ugly monkeys having buttsex wit a fish-squirrel
me(in ucc): watcha doin hugh?
hugh: playin hangman
me: who ya playin wit?
hugh: myself....oh shit i lost!!
me(by txt): so any news?
tara: nope,but i could make some up...o ya my sca.wel i hav a nu fella n we eloped last nite.his ex tried ya kill me bt claire scared her off.while ash helped me drag my hsbnds evil twin down ta my dungeon.cept hes not da evil 1!!dun dun dun!
jack(durin a chocolate free lent):i dont care if its a condom or sweets,i need chocolate!!!
me:aww cheer me up!
tara:ok.hush baby.aww.la di da dum lap pap doo goo.whoosh whoosh.is that comfortin??
tara: hahaha rendered u speakless yet again!ooo shickalulugoooo!!!mmmmbop!!xxxxx
d****l: i see ur on the computer again
me: wat the hell,how did ya kno that?
d****l: im standin outside ur gaf!
me: wtf ur actualy such a stalker lol,ur so creepy!!
d****l: hahaha im not a stalker,i dont even kno ur last name!!...wat is it by the way!?
tara(bein ghetto fabulous): look at hur shakin hur hair right thur!
me(attemptin 2 do the same but jus endin up soundin northern irish): look at har shakin har har right thar!
aisling(& shes dead right!): girls hav their horny needs too!!!!
maria(in science the other day,we were discussin energy efficent lightbulbs): but they'r still crap,they give no light like, i hav 1 in my room & i couldnt see anythin wit it....then again it wasnt switched on...!!!!
ted,in hysterics laughing hold on,i want 2 laugh at a joke,so stop tickling me!!
me (tryin 2 make a realy slow escalator move) i pushed it go!!
my mother dearest this shawl is as soft as a baby!
me look ted,im tired & now im gettin all gurg
me,yet again fightin wit ted god ted,riddles not even a real word!
me,while dying of laughter,at nothing i breathed in by accident & the air exploded in my mouth!!!
me can i hav a mcpumper*squeak*ernickel!?
kelvin,when talkin bout me being vegetarian 1 day im actualy gonna make u a rasher sandwich & tell u its ham!
marius,our dance teacher,when describing bein gay kissing boys is like kissing sandpaper,girls ar like peaches.sandpaper,peaches,u choose!
tamzin there isnt alot in olot!!!</u>
tamz again,descibing her new anklet with bells my ankles will jingle,but i will rock!!!</u>
tamzin eew that slushy tastes like soap!
me when did u eat soap!?
maria hahaha i fucked u hard!u want me baby oh yes oh yes u do!suck my cock and make me hard baby!oh yeah i like it like that oh yeah oh yeah OH AILBHE fuck yeah baby!4 commenti 958 giorni
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| Lucky Color: | Mustard |
| Personality Strengths: | Optimism, Innovation |
| Personality Weakness(es): | Impatience |
| Successful Career Path: | Fashion |
| Sense of Humor Style: | Cliched |
| Adjectives to Describe You: | enterprising, adventurous |
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1 settimana fa
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Tara Ginnifer4 settimane fa
hows college life my cracker???xxxxxxxxxx
throw up a picture of the buzzcut ilya??
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9 settimane fa
Lorelei Fox-Roberts
hiya, dyu still wana come to the ball? we're selling tyickets at the mo..itd be sooo cool if you did come! we have to catch up! holly is coming too!
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Niamh Warner13 settimane fahiya huni
u get ur course ??xx -
Kiki Rigga Boo Boo13 settimane fahaha omg you know Aileen! shes in my class! what a legend!
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Niamh Warner16 settimane fa
o no ur onto me ...
i taut d following and nyt vision goggles wud provide sufficient stalking material but alas ... it didnt
but thnks to d cao iv another opportunity to stalk u
not much really , de rents went to portugal for two weeks so i was free
just been chillin realli
we gotta meet up soon , especially all togedr on results nyt that wud b savage
its unreal aoife will have her own id this time woooo !!
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17 settimane fa
Niamh Hennessy
hey sry i neva txt bck, d credit situation is pretty bad
i miss u like a fat kid on a diet misses cake xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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17 settimane fa
Jennie
hello sweetheart! checked my e-mail again today but heard nothing frm u bit worried bout u darling, e-mail me as soon as u can and let me know how ur doing! vince and Josh say hello!!! miss u honey!!!
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18 settimane fa
Cian
K i felt stupid the first time your skin tricked me........but this is the second time!
Now i feel really stupid
Hope your coughnotcoughcough enjoying your holiday
Hope you also enjoyed not oxegen
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Fiona O' Donovan18 settimane faoh how come you´re in portugal? oh god yeah i know we had mid 30´s the other day, and spent yday travelling to soria, and then today to madrid and im now in germany!
aw very good were there many people at aoife´s? haha well im telling you, you´ve never partied ´till you´ve gone out in basque country! fricking crazy! i was lying in my tent early in the morning and inbetween big patriotic basque songs they played dirty old town, the irish rover and fairytale of new york! crazy shuff girl!
is niamh in portugal with you? lisbon again or south?
no other shcandal no?
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Rue Hennessy19 settimane fado you want a veggie burger??!
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19 settimane fa
Fiona O' Donovan
lisbon? qué pasa? ahhh even bebo is in Spanish! creepy! how´re you? heading for portugal? =O anyway laterz feek xxx
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19 settimane fa
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Niamh Warner19 settimane fa
heya missy
omg have a ball in portugal
yup yup, i myt hav coped with not sitting next to you , but a whole different course ,,,,,,,,,,, by golly no way cud i handle that
aw its gud enuf , im njoyin it ,
wbu???
aw dont even mention it i cudnt go and i was so so so disappointed cos i realli was lookin forward to it grrrr
did u have a brill time ya ???
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Ita20 settimane faHow's your summer?
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20 settimane fa
Niamh Hennessy
wers my tea bitch? get out of the way lar wat r u looking at ted nd change ur jeans al its getin wierd now.........over and out!
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Niamh Warner21 settimane fa
ello ello ello
how r u missy???
hope ur enjoyin d summer
i think im changin my cao to psychology so hopefulli il get it and we will b class buddys agen
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22 settimane fa
The One Called Hannah
Haha i kno, its amazing how important tv programs become during the LC.altho weirdly, i've found since i've finished nothing seems as interesting anymore
i think i've watched like 2 hours of tv since thursday.Its very strange...i have spent a LOT of time in my pyjamas tho so its all good xoxox
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23 settimane fa
The One Called Hannah
Haha i'm like that for House. Wen house comes on the world must halt
i'm thinking we should really rock the boat and just go in pyjamas. Fuck theire suits, i like my jammies goddammit!xoxo
haha you've got a face made of snot!
Ted Dunne 0 risposteHello love
Louisa K 0 rispostei m not a lot at the computer at the moment, so i hope u don t think i forgot u and maria-bagel ( She really had a double music with miss o' callaghan????)
I m so excited to come to ireland easter:-D :-D When do u have holidays??
kisses