James Lee

Who makes my English lessons bearable? TRYSTAL!!!!

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Me, Myself, and I
Hey, my names James Lee, I'm 15.

I am married to my lovely wife - Miriam Popp and my husband - Sofi Firmin :)

I have a rather large German family which includes:

My Wife,
My Husband,
4 Sisters (3 German, one of which is my shoe sister, and 1 English, Justine!)
1 Goldfish (Sophie Buhrs, the best goldfish ever :))
1 Cat (Rob, the most drunk cat in the world)
1 Bitch (Calum, also my 69th Husband in law)
1 Bitches Wingman (Michelle, what a naughty girl! :P )
and finally 3 Hisband in Laws including Calum, (Jamie, "You can see the J!" and Connor, The only person I know who can shoot amazingly whilst drunk)

Oh yeah Becky will kill me if I don't mention her, she's cool as well :P

Other than that, I do fuck all. I go out a bit, spend some time on the computer, drink and all that shit.

Summer '08 The Summer my liver died :P

If you wanna talk add me on msn: naughtyottsel@hotmail.co.uk

Also check out my site for when I get bored: www.naughtyottselprograms.tk
Music
Be'witched, S Club, Steps, Britney Spears, Pink, Green day, Cold, Breaking Benjamin, Black Eyed Peas, Justin Timberlake, Rachel Stevens, Weird Al Yankovich, Busted :O , McFly :O again, Bowling for Soup, Rocky horror Picture show soundtrack, High School Musical 1 & 2 soundtracks, Grease Soundtrack, Footloose soundtrack, Bonnie Tyler, Amy Winehouse, Scouting For Girls, Gnarls Barkley, Lilly Allen, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Spice Girls, Take That, One Republic, Madonna, Nirvana, Vanessa Hudgens, Rhianna, Ashley Tisdale, The Black Mages, Blur, ACDC, Pulp, Oasis, My Chemical Romance, Mika, Eminem, D12, Final Fantasy soundtracks, ABBA, Leona Lewis, The Waiting (Check them out in my bands).
Thats all I can think of at the moment
Films
Spiderman set, Borat, Team America, The Incredibles, High School Musical 1&2, Hairspray, Thunderbirds, Eragon, The Da Vinci Code, A Series of Unfortunate Events, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Grease, Footloose, The Derby Stallion, Pulp Fiction, Terminator 1 & 2 (3 was crap), Ali G in Da house, Starship Troopers, Harry Potter set, Lord of the Rings set, Monty python films, The Golden Compass, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Mary Poppins, Bedknobs and Broomsticks, Hot Fuzz, Shaun of The Dead. Thats all I can think of at the moment
TV Shows
The Mighty Boosh, NCIS, CSI/CSI Miami/CSI New York, Law and Order: Criminal Minds, The Ghost Whisperer, The IT Crowd, Spongebob Squarepants, Spaced, Summerland, Super Mario Bros, Zelda, SKINS <= OMG The best show in the world atm :D
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    • Yo mama jokes

      Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

      Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

      Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

      Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

      Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
      Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

      Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

      Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"

      Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

      Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.

      Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

      Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.

      Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

      Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!

      Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.

      Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

      Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.



      Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!


      Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!


      Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

      Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.

      Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.

      Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

      Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

      Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

      Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

      Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

      Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

      Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.

      Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.

      Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.

      Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

      Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

      Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

      Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

      Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower

      Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

      Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

      Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

      Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence

      Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her

      Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

      Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"

      Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

      Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.

      Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.

      Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry

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    • Things to do anywhere (Thanks Kerry)

      11 Things To Do at asda

      1. Stack 27 boxes of tampons in your arms (Each Of You)& put them in random people's carts, when they aren't looking of course!

      2. Set all the alarm clocks that you see in a store & make them go off every 2 minutes!

      3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the bathrooms.

      4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in housewares" and see what happens.

      5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay
      away.

      6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

      7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

      8. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

      9. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission impossible theme.

      10. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume
      the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

      11. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and, then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"


      16Things To Do At A cinema

      1. Wear a top hat.

      2. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"

      3. Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.

      4. Clap when the good guy gets killed.

      5. Make a noise like your passing gas and go, "Ahhh..."

      6. Start wheezing and ask the person next to you if you can have some 'Juicy Fruit' for you asthma.

      7. During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

      8. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious say, "Watch out!"

      9. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

      10 Yell out what is going to happen.

      11 Tell the man next to you that you have diarrhea and wink while smiling.

      12 Wear a cape and when it's your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman!Hahaha!" and run away.

      13 Yell, "Fire!" 2 the people coming through the exit.

      14 Say that they cannot sit next to you because your invisible friend already is.

      15 Yell outloud, "Stop molesting me!"

      16 Get there early so you can count the seats then spill water on all of them but your own!


      12 things to do that makes your parents go mad!

      1. Moo when they say your name...

      2. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...

      3. Wear a sticker that says, "I'm a retard"...

      4. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people...

      5. Try to swim in the floor...

      6. Have nervous spasms at spontaneous times...

      7. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder...

      8. Run in circles...

      9. Pretend to beat yourself up...

      10. Super glue your finger up your nose...

      11. Switch the light button on and off for a while. then say, "ooooh... I get it!!!"...

      12. When you shower or bath yell, "i'm drowning!!!"

      3 Comments 926 days

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    Personality Weakness(es):Impulsiveness
    Successful Career Path:Fashion
    Sense of Humor Style:Campy
    Adjectives to Describe You:bold, adventurous
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    Name :   James
    Nick Name :   None
    Birthdate :   1st April 1993
    Birthplace:   Bath
    Current Location:   Gillingham, Dorset
    Eye Color:   Brown
    Hair Color:   Light Brown
    Height:   5' 6" I think
    Weight:   8 Stone
    Piercings:   None
    Tatoos:   None
    Boyfriend/Girlfriend:   None
    Vehicle:   Bike :P
    Overused Phrase:   Lol
    FAVORITES
    Food:   Chili
    Pub/Disc/Restaurant:   A Curb with Alcohol
    Candy:   Polo's
    Number:   69 :P
    Color:   Pink/Black
    Animal:   Cat
    Drink:   Frappe
    Body Part on Opposite sex:   Boobies
    Perfume:   CKin2U
    TV Show:   The Mighty Boosh
    Music Album:   Sam Sparro
    Movie:   High School Musical(s)
    Actor/Actress:   Zac Efron
    This or That
    Pepsi or Coke:   Coke
    McDonalds or BurgerKing:   McDonalds
    Chocolate or Vanilla   Chocolate
    Hot Chocolate or Coffee:   Coffee
    Kiss or Hug:   Hug
    Dog or Cat:   Cat
    Rap or Punk:   Punk
    Summer or Winter:   Summer
    Scary Movies or Funny Movies:   Funny Movies
    Love or Money:   Love
    YOUR...
    Bedtime:   10PM
    Most Missed Memory:   My innocent Childhood
    Best phyiscal feature:   Legs (I've been told)
    First Thought Waking Up:   Shit, Work
    Ambition:   To be known
    Best Friends:   Too many to say
    Weakness:   Easily emmotional, lazy, weak etc
    Fears:   Pain
    Longest relationship:   4 Years
    HAVE YOU...
    Cheated Your Partner:   Nope
    Ever been beaten up:   Nope
    Ever beaten someone up:   Nope
    Ever Shoplifted:   Nope
    Ever Skinny Dipped:   Nope
    Ever Kissed Opposite sex:   Yes
    Been Dumped Lately:   Nope
    IN A GUY/GAL
    Favorite Eye Color:   Blue
    Favorite Hair Color:   Black/Blonde
    Short or Long:   Short
    Height:   Taller than me
    Style:   Different
    Looks or Personality:   Personality (Looks do help though)
    Hot or Cute   Hot
    Muscular or Really Skinny:   Muscular
    RANDOMS
    What country do you want to Visit:   Japan
    How do you want to Die:   In a way that will be remembered
    Been to the Mall Lately:   Yep
    Get along with your Parents:   Yep
    Health Freak:   Sometimes
    Do you think your Attractive:   Sometimes
    Believe in Yourself:   Yep
    Want to go to College:   Yep
    Do you Smoke:   Yep
    Do you Drink:   Yep
    Shower Daily:   Yep
    Been in Love:   Yep
    Do you Sing:   When others do
    Want to get Married:   Probably
    Do you want Children:   Maybe
    Age you wanna lose your Virginity:   When I wanna loose it
    Hate anyone:   Nope
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    • Merry Christmas James
      Merry Christmas James

      I got you! MOSS IN A BOX!
      I'm sorry! For one, I just realised it freakishly looks like me D: THATS GAY.
      for two, I couldn't afford Zac Effron, maybe next year, kiddo!

      xoxo

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    • Freckles.
      Freckles.

      JAMES! i have no credit :(
      and is it this wednesday? becuz i may be moving :( OMFG no it better not be this wednesdayyyy!! :( :(
      CRIES!!!*
      xoxox

      33 weeks ago
    • Freckles.
      Freckles.



      cool, that'll be awesome then, shall we ask around tomorrow?
      NIPS (Y) :P got to love it.
      pwn them ;totally. ahaaa.
      awesomeness
      see you tomorrow Jamesy :)

      44 weeks ago
    • Freckles.
      Freckles.



      everyone has to love NIPS :P
      oh dear, if anyone reads this conversation, they are going to be well freaked owt. hahaha.
      and cool, should be fun if it happens and sorts out.
      :)

      44 weeks ago
    • Freckles.
      Freckles.



      the NIPS are awesome :P

      absolutely.
      and cool cool, we're ask around on monday or tomorrow or something yeah?
      and haha something for all of us, i like thaat;
      cool, thats awesome then, sorted.

      44 weeks ago
    • Freckles.
      Freckles.



      NIPS. haha. today was funny.
      haha oh yeah, well still be awesome. :)
      and "our amazing looks" teehe.. got to love it.. we're be fine.. bring some other people along? so it'll be loads of amazing looks getting in to trouble :)
      well whatever's easiest for you Jamesy..


      44 weeks ago
    • Freckles.
      Freckles.



      yeah we're find some tomorrow walking around bath, no worries.
      ahaa.
      and aww cool cool, 2 days before my birthday ;awesome :P
      i don't mind when we go.. you can decide and i'll save up. :)

      xoxox

      44 weeks ago
    • Freckles.
      Freckles.



      ii have no credit atm, sorry Jamesy :(
      &but i don't think i can. Which is a bummer
      and also, remember to look up the ticket prices, pleases?

      xoxox

      44 weeks ago
    • Freckles.
      Freckles.



      Lames Jee
      Good &yeah fankyou.
      OMG Wildcat hoodies FTW
      Zac Efron.. You've got to like Chad.. He's sweet.
      &Ryan
      Yeah OMFG we are actually too cool for english :P

      xoxox

      44 weeks ago
    • Freckles.
      Freckles.



      James Lee, is the most awesomest guy ever.

      how are you?
      OMG the hoodies. :P &HSM (Y)
      We're SO cool.

      xoxo

      44 weeks ago
    • Holly
      luv Holly

      :L :L I'M SORRY!!! hehe..

      Oh good i'm forgiven! :D
      haa they were SO fun.. just munching on cookies and muffins all lesson :L haha
      xxx

      44 weeks ago
    • Holly
      Holly

      hehe :L
      sorry i didnt hear you in history :L i wasnt being rude :D hahaa
      we need cookie friday SOON :D x

      45 weeks ago
    • Holly
      luv Holly

      JAMES!:D xx

      45 weeks ago
    • Jodiee
      Jodiee



      James Lee :D

      How're you these days?!
      Haven't spoken to you in ages :(
      How's Merlin?!


      LoveYou.

      48 weeks ago
    • Freckles.
      Freckles.



      James Lee.
      better known as : (Lames JEE)

      NARNIAAAA!!!

      i CANNOT wait for english :D
      going to be well fun.
      hahaha.
      xxx

      49 weeks ago
    • Twig Lush
      Twig Lush

      damn it!

      50 weeks ago
    • Twig Lush
      Twig Lush

      http://www.seetickets.com/see/price....

      wanna go?

      50 weeks ago
    • Freckles.
      Freckles.


      hahaaaa
      Ohh you do make me giggle..
      My carpet can't stop talking about you now..
      It can't wait til tomorrow.
      ;)
      I think you done something right tbh..
      LOL
      ahaa.. ;)
      poor little brother of yours..
      Well yeah i meant we're the fucking shizz..But you knoww.. ;)

      x x x

      51 weeks ago