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Kobieta, 26,
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- Jest z nami od: February 2005
- Ostatnio online: 28 tygodni temu
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- Motto
- Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast (Oscar Wilde)
- Ja, o mnie i jeszcze raz ja
- I work for the British Council, teaching English in Sri Lanka. I love it, love it, love it!
I'll be back in Scotland for the snow over Christmas, so will hopefully catch up with people then.
Hope everyone's well xx
- Moja druga połowa
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Something Kinda Ooh!! :)
- Music
- I pretty much like anything.Oasis, Ryan Adams, R.E.M, Johnny Cash, Bob Dylan, Buddy Holly, Otis Redding, Blondie, Joni Mitchell, Madonna, Nina Simone, Macy Gray, Aretha Franklin, Arctic Monkeys, Maximo Park, Dirty Pretty Things, The Libertines, Kasabian, The Holloways, Babyshambles, Counting Crows, Crowded House, The Who, The Doors, The Kinks, Paul Simon, David Bowie, The Beatles, The Coral, Damien Rice, Gomez, Stone Roses, The Bluetones, Richard Ashcroft, Massive Attack, Damien Dempsey, Michael McGoldrick and The Usuals!
And of course, the brilliant Take That!! - Films
- I'm a bit of a wuss - nothing too scary or gory for me!! Anything with Johnny Depp or Jake Gyllenhaal gets my vote! Plus any Pixar film, Shrek, Bridget Jones, Dirty Dancing etc etc - all the chick flicks!! Also, Amelie, The Life Aquatic, Walk The Line, X-Men 1-3, The Shining, Green Mile(sob!), Withnail & I, Die Hard 1, 2 &3, Snakes On A Plane (have to say I like this one or Tony slaps me!), Ghostbusters, Monty Python's Holy Grail & Life of Brian, Its A Wonderful Life, the list goes on...
- Comedy
- I love stand-up gigs. I've seen Eddie Izzard, Ed Byrne, Robert Newman, Mark Thomas, Jo Brand, Dylan Moran, Russell Brand and Alan Carr - all brilliant! And I love love love Andrew Maxwell's Fullmooners!!
- Sports
- Come On The Dons!
- Scared Of
- Spiders, clowns, masks - and Deco when his fitba team are losing!!
- Happiest When
- I'm not at work! Out with friends, in the pub, at gigs etc.
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- "You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough."
-Mae West
"Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it." - Ghandi
"We'll die in the class we were born, that's a class of our own my love."
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Bloody Brilliant!
Teacher: "Good morning children, each Thursday we're going to have a general knowledge quiz. The pupil who gets the answer right can have Friday and Monday off and not come back to school until Tuesday."
Wee Jock (a typical Scottish wag) thinks, "Ya dancer. Ah'm pure dead brilliant at ma general knowledge stuff an' that. This is gonnae be a dawdle, a lang weekend fir me."
Teacher: "Right class, who can tell me who said, 'Don't ask what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country?'"
Wee Jock shoots up his hand, waving furiously in the air.
Teacher, looking round, picks Jeremy at the front.
Teacher: "Yes, Jeremy."
Jeremy (in a very English accent): "Yes miss, the answer is J F Kennedy in his inauguration speech in 1960."
Teacher: "Very good Jeremy. You may stay off Friday and Monday and we'll see you back in class on Tuesday."
The next Thursday comes around, and Wee Jock is even more determined.
Teacher: "Who said, 'We will fight them on the beaches, we will fight them in the air, we will fight them at sea, but we will never surrender?'"
Wee Jock's hand shoots up, arm stiff as a board, shouting, "I know. I know! Me Miss, me Miss!" Teacher looks round and picks Timothy, sitting at the
front: "Yes Timothy."
Timothy (in a very, very posh English accent): "The answer is Winston Churchill in his 1941 Battle of Britain speech."
Teacher: "Very good Timothy, you may stay off Friday and Monday and come back to class on Tuesday."
The following Thursday comes around and Wee Jock is hyper, he's been studying encyclopaedias all week and he's ready for anything that comes.
He's coiled in his wee plastic chair, tense with
anticipation.
Teacher: "Who said 'One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind?'"
Wee Jock's arm shoots straight in the air, he's standing on his seat, jumping up and down screaming, "Miss, me miss, meeeeee!"
Teacher looking round the class picks Rupert: "Yes Rupert."
Rupert (in a frightfully, frightfully, ever so plummy English accent): "Yes miss, that was Neil Armstrong. 1969 on the first moon landing."
Teacher: "Very good Rupert. You may stay off Friday and Monday and come back into class on Tuesday.."
Wee Jock now loses the plot altogether, tips his desk upside down and throws his wee chair at the wall. He starts screaming: "Fur fucks sake, WHERE did all these English bastards come from?"
Teacher, looking round the class: "Who said that?"
Wee Jock, grabbing his coat and bag and heading for the door :
"Sir William Wallace, Battle of Falkirk, July 1298, See yous on fuckin Tuesday!!!!"
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Gigs etc of 2007
01/02 - The Bluetones, ABC
20/02 - Jarvis Cocker, ABC
21/02 - Christopher Brookmyre, Mitchell Library
27/02 - The Holloways, King Tuts
04/03 - The Rapture (with Shitdisco), ABC
10/03 - Russell Brand, Carling Academy
18/04 - Arctic Monkeys, The Barrowlands
06/05 - Maximo Park, Music Hall
19/05 - Girls Aloud (with Rogue Traders), SECC
26/05 - Saw Doctors/Deacon Blue, Ayr Raceourse
23/06 - Peter Kay, Tom Jones, Kaiser Chiefs, Basement Jaxx
& Dermot O'Leary, The O2 (The Dome)
29/07 - Status Quo, Scone Palace (Perth)
16/09 - Richard Hawley, City Halls
18/09 - The Holloways, The Garage
20/10 - The Coral, ABC
05/11 - Dodgy, ABC
01/12 - RYAN ADAMS!!! SECC (WOOHOO!)
12/12 - The Pogues & The Holloways - Carling Academy0 komentarzy 794 dni
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Life Music
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, Zune, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie, its pretty funny.
My Life...
My Life: Just A Girl, No Doubt
Opening Credits: I'm Waiting For The Man, The Velvet Underground
Waking Up: Dancefloor, The Holloways
First Day At School: The Times They Are A-Changin, Bob Dylan
Falling In Love: You Turn Me On I'm A Radio, Joni Mitchell
Breaking Up: Go To Hell, Nina Simone
Fight Song: Don't Stop Me Now, Queen
Meltdown: Light My Fire, The Doors
Flashback: Don't Look Back Into The Sun, The Libertines
Wedding: The Long Black Veil, Johnny Cash
Birth Of A Child: Accidental Babies, Damien Rice (!!!)
Life: Last Of The Big Time Drinkers, Stereophonics
Final Battle: Dancing Shoes, Arctic Monkeys
Death Scene: If..., The Bluetones
Funeral Song: Wild Flowers, Ryan Adams
End Credits: It Ain't What You Do, Bananarama
Well, some of those were pretty weird! Loving my end credits song!
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7 tygodni temu
Eleanor Leggat
Hi how are you? What time of the year is good to go to sri Lanka? We were mabe thinking Jan? Is that the rain season? xx
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The Sunday Club11 tygodni temuSunday nights at Victoria's
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Re-Launching this weekend. 6th Sept
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back in legendary Sunday night residency.
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It's gonna be huge! x
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Sunday nights at Victoria's
DJ Vance
back in legendary Sunday night residency. 6th sept onwards
It's gonna be huge! x
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Susan McCrae24 tygodnie temuhey missy, how you doing? not spoke to you for ages, you still in sri lanka?
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Shagtag Tuesdays25 tygodni temuCOME IN YOUR PANTS !!
YOU ARE INVITED TO THE PANTS PARTY !!
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Kev Dev35 tygodni temuHi Babe,
How are you? What have u been upto?
How life treating u? U still in Sir Lanka?
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36 tygodni temu
Ashley Boyd
Hey babe are you still online? Only 19 days to go!!!! Can't wait to see you, tell you all my gossip, find out all your gossip and just be away from here!!
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38 tygodni temu przez Komórka
Susan McCrae
hey missy, hope you are well, can you text me or pm me your number, got a new phone and lost all my numbers. X
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38 tygodni temu
G Dawg
Hey. Just saw in the paper today that the Sri Lankan cricket team got shot at. That's one way to motivate success I guess. Pity we can't do it here, the Brit Awards would have been something else
Hope you're well, I haven't forgotten your mail, just been (ahem) busy. Speak VERY soon indeed xXx
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38 tygodni temu
Sally Grant
hey did you get my message??
i forgot to say bloody hell that would of been scary. where about in sir lanka are you like??
ireland just wasnt for me i missed home.
hows your mum not spoke to her for a while. you still seeing that guy i cant remember his name but you showed me and donna a picm of him the last time you were up.
better go julie is about to do my hair thats her qualified as a hairdresser i dont know if you will remember her but she remembers you.
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David 'Deco' Smith38 tygodni temuCan't really think of anything right now. I'll keep thinking though. I reckon you'll find some Beatles songs like that. Early stuff. But other than that, can't think right now, as you mentioned the word 'better', and now have Its Gettin Better (Man) stuck in my head!! Ha ha
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39 tygodni temu
Janine Gillespie
I miss you! I need some good girl banter over some cocktails! Had Karri's wedding on saturday, it was lovely. Have a few pics online but not much, as soon as i get copies of more pics i shall update them. Apart from that im snowed under with rubbish work and too much uni work!
Hows things with you? Hows work? Hows Wilma? Send her my love and i will speak to you soon hopefully.
Love ya lots xxxxx -
40 tygodni temu
Ashley Boyd
Hey babe,
7 weeks today and I leave Glasgow for Sri Lanka, 7 weeks tomorrow I arrive and we go mad!!!! I can't wait!!!
I get my injections a week on Friday and have so so much to do. I need to get my money changed aswell and I have checked my flight information and I am only allowed 20kg on the main luggage. Stressing oot the more I think about it!!! -
Xx Stacy Xx41 tygodni temuhey chick!
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Ashley Boyd
Hey babe,
How are you? Well just to let you I didn't start it!!!!
It is 8 weeks on Monday before I fly out and I can't wait, going to get my injections on the 27th. I will pick up the mobiles from Nanny at the beginning of March.
It is snowing over here. It is actually lying and everything, I got stuck in the snow for 2 hours 20 mins on my way to work on Thursday, had to push people up the hill and I had to get pushed up the hill in my car aswell. Got sent home early from work yesterday aswell cos it is all really bad!! I love the snow!!!!
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Digimak
Hey, hope all is well with you and your mum and your nowhere near the fighting that I've seen on the news here.
Saw deco and Erin on Friday night so their looking forward to the stag do.
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Susan McCrae
hey missy glad to hear all is well with you, i'm doin good struggled a wee bit to begin with with the whole motherhood thing but getting there now, should be that's lewis one now! How fast was that year? Lol! Yeah i'll have a drink or two for you doll might even have 3! Yeah defo catch up in july! Jings that seems so far away but will fly in me thinks. Take care missy. X
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