...I am very tired and slightly annoyed. I have been unemployed for over a month now. I was due to get dole money back dated to my last week at work...until today. I am not getting a frickin penny now because I "left the place of employment voluntarily". I've done a weeks work at Gleeson's Construction and start at Corporation Nightclub this weekend. I won't get paid for both jobs until mid to late May. So that's TWO MONTHS without any income and wankers at Jobcentre PLus now say that with more than 16 hrs of employmnet this week I will now not ever qualify for the dole for another 26 weeks in which time I must not work more than 16 hrs every two weeks. The great sumthat's meant to cover my unemployment courtesy of HM Government?....£45...every fortnight. GAY!

At least when I do get paid I will be minted.

In the meantime, since I can't afford the bus I must walk to and from Gleeson's from home (no bad thing really) a nice healthy roundtrip totalling 71/2 miles. Just wish I could dip into a nice pint...waiting....waiting (cue Guiness ad). Dum Durdur Dum Dumdum...."He waits..."

...WARNING! TONIGHT'S BROADCAST MAY CONTAIN IMAGES OF DAN'S DWELLING....IMAGES!!!

That is if I can get my SODDING phone working. SODD-"DING!"

Urgh! The camera on t'phone was use-ified t'other day to a successful conclusion-iod. BUT! a lass (look, there she goes) it has since detriorated into lethargy (battery-wise) SO! I have it charging, as it has for the past two days, and hopefully it will give enough juice to enable and facilitate transferage of said imagery onto the Laptop-ter-bomb upon which I currently type! THEN!!!!

Then I shall slip, via the power of soft and cushioned loo-roll, all the landingscapes divine that have been painted by my phone's patented light-catcher onto this wonderful e-pinboard! "Bliss-full wonders!" I hear you cry "Don't cry" you hear me sooth back (for I am kind). When you see the splendour within which I reside you all, as a group, like the fine collective of friends you are, friends long and friends short alike will scream........


......"SUCH POVERTY!"


of course if me phone is still buggered then I'll have to buy another battery or something.

cheerio for now.

I am arrvied in Sheffeild and I like it. I live on an attic landing in an attic full p
of Muslim stuff. It has since been dubbed (by Chris Pressland of "Fury of the head teachers" fame, the "Islama-landing"!!! Pictures soon to follow......sleep and poverty.


Dan loves you all!!!

Bisous