Demon Lord
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Garçon, 28,
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- Statut sentimental : En couple
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- Membre depuis: May 2008
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- www.bebo.com/Lord-Demon
- Slogan
- I am no more
- À propos de moi
- As i continue in this walk of life i often wonder.......I wonder how long i can go on.
- Music
- Amon Amarth, Arch Enemy, Dark Funeral, Immortal, Dimmu Borgir, Behemoth, Pungent Stench, Dying Fetus, Nile, Aeternus, Dethklok, Cannibal Corpse, Satyricon, Gorgoroth, Gwar, Meshuggah, 80's Metallica, Deicide, Dark Tranquillity, Lamb Of God, Rotting Christ, Samael before they went gay, Slayer, Opeth, Otep, Kittie, Sepultura with max, Cradle Of Filth, Brujeria, Tristania, Six Feet Under, Arcturus, Carcass, Emperor, Fear Factory, Deftones, Morbid Angel, Susperia, Cryptopsy, Devil Driver, Job For A Cowboy
- Films
- Horror`s and the Metalocalypse
- Sports
- Fuck that who does sport. I like sex
- Scared Of
- Losing my penis
- Happiest When
- Being alone. Listening to Metal and having sex.
- Favourite Album
- Right now its Dark Funerals Diabolis Interium and Immortals Sons Of Northern Darkness
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School 1960 vs. School 2007
Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.
1960 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up mates.
2007 - Police are called, Armed Response Unit arrives and arrests Johnny and Mark. Mobiles with video of fight confiscated as evidence. They are charged with assault, ASBOs are taken out and both are suspended even though Johnny started it. Diversionary conferences and parent meetings conducted. Video shown on 6 internet sites.
Scenario: Jeffrey won't sit still in class, disrupts other students.
1960 - Jeffrey is sent to the principal's office and given 6 of the best. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
2007 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. Counselled to death. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra funding because Jeffrey has a disability. Drops out of school.
Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbour's car and his Dad gives him the slipper.
1960 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. Psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mum has an affair with the psychologist. Psychologist gets a promotion.
Scenario: Mark, a college student, brings cigarettes to school .
1960 - Mark shares a smoke with the school principal out on the smoking area.
2007 - Police are called and Mark is expelled from School for drug possession. His car is searched for drugs and weapons.
Scenario: Mohammed fails high school English.
1960 - Mohammed retakes his exam, passes and goes to college.
2007 - Mohammed's cause is taken up by local human rights group. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that making English a requirement for graduation is racist. Civil Liberties Association files class action lawsuit against state school system and his English teacher. English is banned from core curriculum. Mohammed is given his qualification anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.
Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers, puts them in a model plane paint bottle and blows up an anthill.
1960 - Ants die.
2007 - MI5 and police are called and Johnny is charged with perpetrating acts of terrorism. Teams investigate parents, siblings
are removed from the home, computers are confiscated, and Johnny's dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.
Scenario: Johnny falls during break and scrapes his knee. His teacher, Mary, finds him crying, and gives him a hug to comfort him.
1960 - Johnny soon feels better and goes back to playing.
2007 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces three years in prison. Johnny undergoes five years of therapy. Becomes gay.
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Which death metal band do you perfer.?
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Whats your favourite black metal band.?
- Immortal
- Emperor
- Dimmu Borgir
- Dark Funeral
- Cradle Of Filth
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What sub-genre of metal are you?

Black Metal
What black or death metal singer are you?

Nergal
Which Mythological Creature are you?

Black Dog
roads at night. They do not wonder in packs but work alone. They are dark creatures and are extremely aggressive and will attack without hesitation, they fear nothing and no one .If you see one of these you better back up fast!
Which creaure of the night are you?

Demon
What type of demon are you?

incubus
although its probobly not good idea to confuse the two or try and chat up your female couterpart.
What type of Lycan are you?

Werewolf
Which Dethklok member are you?

Pickles the Drummer
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Lord Demon
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| Gender: | Male | Gold: | A flowing bed of coins |
| Age: | 263 days | Weight: | Massive |
| Battle Record: | 33-16 | Best Raid: | 145,635 gold |
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| Name : |   Demon | |
| Nick Name : |   Demon or Beast | |
| Birthdate : |   29th of June 81 | |
| Birthplace: |   My mums vagina | |
| Current Location: |   Anywhere | |
| Eye Color: |   Dark Brown | |
| Hair Color: |   Dark Brown | |
| Height: |   172 cm | |
| Weight: |   80 kg | |
| Piercings: |   2 | |
| Tatoos: |   2 | |
| Boyfriend/Girlfriend: |   yes | |
| Vehicle: |   Laughs, yes but my boots cost more than it | |
| FAVORITES | ||
| Food: |   Souvlaki | |
| Candy: |   Only if its Pussy | |
| Number: |   13 | |
| Color: |   Black, Dark Blue, Dark Red | |
| Animal: |   Dragons, Demonic Beasts | |
| Drink: |   Absynthe | |
| Body Part on Opposite sex: |   TITS!!! And a good Arse | |
| Perfume: |   Fuck perfume just manly sweat | |
| TV Show: |   Two and a half men, Metalocalypse | |
| Music Album: |   To fucking many | |
| Movie: |   Horrors and Porn | |
| Actor/Actress: |   mm Porn stars | |
| This or That | ||
| Pepsi or Coke: |   Fuck Whatever i want | |
| McDonalds or BurgerKing: |   BK | |
| Chocolate or Vanilla |   Caramel | |
| Hot Chocolate or Coffee: |   Only fuckwits drink these | |
| Kiss or Hug: |   Neither, Give me Sex | |
| Dog or Cat: |   Lycans | |
| Rap or Punk: |   Black Metal | |
| Summer or Winter: |   Winter | |
| Scary Movies or Funny Movies: |   Um duh, Porn!!! and Horrors | |
| Love or Money: |   Yeah!!! MONEY | |
| YOUR... | ||
| Bedtime: |   If it werent for work. Anytime | |
| Most Missed Memory: |   Carcass R.I.P | |
| Best phyiscal feature: |   Nothing | |
| First Thought Waking Up: |   Man my cock is hard | |
| Ambition: |   To cut things | |
| Best Friends: |   Maybe | |
| Weakness: |   NO | |
| Fears: |   Losing my Penis | |
| Longest relationship: |   I dont remember | |
| HAVE YOU... | ||
| Cheated Your Partner: |   Which one | |
| Ever been beaten up: |   Yeah when i was a boy | |
| Ever beaten someone up: |   Of course | |
| Ever Shoplifted: |   Does it count if you're 5 | |
| Ever Skinny Dipped: |   Hell yeah!! | |
| Ever Kissed Opposite sex: |   No | |
| Been Dumped Lately: |   Cant say that i have | |
| IN A GUY/GAL | ||
| Favorite Eye Color: |   Green or Hazel | |
| Favorite Hair Color: |   Black. But it dont really matter | |
| Short or Long: |   Long | |
| Height: |   About my height | |
| Style: |   Dark and Brutal | |
| Looks or Personality: |   Not to fussed | |
| Hot or Cute |   Either | |
| Muscular or Really Skinny: |   Either | |
| RANDOMS | ||
| What country do you want to Visit: |   Norway | |
| How do you want to Die: |   In a Glorious Battle | |
| Been to the Mall Lately: |   Only to laugh at those emo wannabes | |
| Get along with your Parents: |   Only my mum | |
| Health Freak: |   No | |
| Do you think your Attractive: |   No | |
| Believe in Yourself: |   When it comes to certain things | |
| Want to go to College: |   Only if they had a class where you just listen to metal | |
| Do you Smoke: |   I did | |
| Do you Drink: |   Used to everyday | |
| Shower Daily: |   Monthly | |
| Been in Love: |   I have | |
| Do you Sing: |   Only if its growling | |
| Want to get Married: |   I've thought about it | |
| Do you want Children: |   I got enough | |
| Age you wanna lose your Virginity: |   Um yeah done that already. No wait im a virgin | |
| Hate anyone: |   Fuck yeah | |
| Get Your Own survey..... | ||
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Il y a 5 jours
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Il y a 1 semaine
Leena Tereu
Heya gud 2 hear frm u it bn so long no c.. It algud u dnt hav internt. Ive got our own laptop tho. How in NZ? I miss hard tho but luv it hea oz & pretti hot summa nw yay. Ive bn gud thanx kant w8 4 my babi born. Due 10th March 2010
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Il y a 7 semaines
Toby Stinkney-Osborn
Yo man how'd ya comps go? Did ya win?
Was planning to come watch or whatever, but I get a bit agoraphobic sometimes.
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Dan McDonaldIl y a 9 semainessweet so you comin up for the comp
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Il y a 10 semaines
Toby Stinkney-Osborn
that's awesome about the tekken & bout the gh
but I had no doubts about your tekken ability after playing you at it
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Il y a 10 semaines
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Tom ToIl y a 11 semainesand r u sure the boss's son got 8.01 at Daytona, because i c him play, he can't play the Namal one too?? he using not high speed to turn...like the turn go 319-320 speed for normal, but he using like 29?-30?, but i didn't c him play the Expert one before
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Tom ToIl y a 11 semainesyo...sup!! how r u today?? you coming out today??
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Tom ToIl y a 18 semaines1.35.6? now Daytona
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Il y a 21 semaines
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Tom ToIl y a 21 semainesYES!! 1.35.84
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Il y a 21 semaines
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Il y a 21 semaines
Tom To
sup...Domen...i got 1.35.94 at that ( Daytona ) car game last Satureday...that 4 gear one, sorry don't know how to spell it, and i get the totel time 08.6? at last, at city, the left side of the machina, i dont y i getting better with it, i just try play again with my free game, than get it, n now i can alway get 1.36 very easily, 1st round 1.43.03, 2nd round 1.35.94, at last 3 round 1.36, than you will get 08.?? at last
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Satanic TerroristIl y a 22 semaineshey mate, i got my debitplus card last week, if im lucky i might get those 2 behemoth shirts i want off that site you told me about, is it australian currency or something caus i'm not sure how to do this, i've never done it before, i think i need a tutorial from you lmao =P
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Satanic TerroristIl y a 23 semainescheers mate, i been good just going to course, spending time with Tiffany and yea, what you been up to?
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Il y a 24 semaines
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Perawai Hurunui Joe PuniIl y a 26 semaineshey u.. long time what you been up to??











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