“If George W. Bush had given Gordon Brown a set of inexpensive and incorrectly formatted DVDs, when Gordon Brown had given him a thoughtful and historically significant gift, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had given the Queen of England an iPod containing videos of his speeches, would you have thought this embarrassingly narcissistic and tacky?

If George W. Bush had bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia , would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had visited Austria and made reference to the non-existent “Austrian language,” would you have brushed it off as a minor slip?

If George W. Bush had filled his cabinet and circle of advisers with people who cannot seem to keep current on their income taxes, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had been so Spanish illiterate as to refer to Cinco de Cuatro in front of the Mexican ambassador when it was the fourth of May (Cuatro de Mayo), and continued to flub it when he tried again, would you have winced in embarrassment?

If George W. Bush had mis-spelled the word advice would you have hammered him for it for years like Dan Quayle and potatoe as proof of what a dunce he is?

If George W. Bush had burned 9,000 gallons of jet fuel to go plant a single tree on Earth Day, would you have concluded hes a hypocrite?

If George W. Bushs administration had okayed Air Force One flying low over millions of people followed by a jet fighter in downtown Manhattan causing widespread panic, would you have wondered whether they actually get what happened on 9-11?

If George W. Bush had been the first President to need a teleprompter installed to be able to get through a press conference, would you have laughed and said this is more proof of how inept he is on his own and is really controlled by smarter men behind the scenes?

If George W. Bush had failed to send relief aid to flood victims throughout the Midwest with more people killed or made homeless than in New Orleans , would you want it made into a major ongoing political issue with claims of racism and incompetence?

If George W. Bush had ordered the firing of the CEO of a major corporation, even though he had no constitutional authority to do so, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had proposed to double the national debt, which had taken more than two centuries to accumulate, in one year, would you have approved?

If George W.. Bush had then proposed to double the debt again within 10 years, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had reduced your retirement plans holdings of GM stock by 90% and given the unions a majority stake in GM, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to take Laura Bush to a play in NYC, would you have approved?

So, tell me again, what is it about Obama that makes him so brilliant and impressive? Can’t think of anything? Don’t worry. He’s done all this in 5 months — so you’ll have three years and seven months to come up with an answer.”

.When I take action, I'm not going to fire a $2 million missile at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel in the butt. It's going to be decisive.
George W. Bush

.Only a liberal senator from Massachusetts would say that a 49 percent increase in funding for education was not enough.
George W. Bush

.It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it.
George W. Bush

.A man is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.
Richard M. Nixon

.Finishing second in the Olympics gets you silver. Finishing second in politics gets you oblivion.
Richard M. Nixon

.Once you get into this great stream of history, you can't get out.
Richard M. Nixon

.Politics would be a helluva good business if it weren't for the goddamned people.
Richard M. Nixon

.Solutions are not the answer.
Richard M. Nixon

.Tell them to send everything that can fly.
Richard M. Nixon

.When the President does it, that means that it's not illegal.
Richard M. Nixon

.It is not truth that matters, but victory.
Adolf Hitler

.Strength lies not in defence but in attack.
Adolf Hitler

.He who fears being conquered is sure of defeat.
Napoleon Bonaparte

.I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other.
Napoleon Bonaparte

.If you wish to be a success in the world, promise everything, deliver nothing.
Napoleon Bonaparte

.In politics... never retreat, never retract... never admit a mistake.
Napoleon Bonaparte

.To do all that one is able to do, is to be a man; to do all that one would like to do, is to be a god.
Napoleon Bonaparte

.You must not fight too often with one enemy, or you will teach him all your art of war.
Napoleon Bonaparte

.Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
Napoleon Bonaparte

A French Corp: You have two cows, you go on strike organise a riot and block roads because you want three cows.

A German Corp: You have two cows, you re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month and milk themselves.

An Italian Corp: You have two cows but you dont know where they are. You decide to have lunch.

A British Corp: You have two cows, both are mad.