TEN HOW'S:
How did you get one of your scars? Running away from people and I fell and cut my hand a beauty.
How did you celebrate your last birthday? WEnt to the Hive for a double header with my nearest and dearest. Tuesday night mayhem and Wednesday night fancy dress (The Bee's hit the Hive )
How are you feeling at this moment? Tired and glad to be away from Edinburgh for a break
How did your night go last night? Was flirting with a boy so id say well
How did you do in high school? Alright i think
How did you get the top you're wearing? I bought the jumper from Asda but Terri gave me my Nightmare Before Christmas vest top
How often do you see your best friend? I have several who i see fairly often but I havent seen my Ailsa since March
How much money did you spend last month? Dunno
How old do you want to be when you get married? No older than 32
How old will you be at your next birthday? 27

NINE WHAT'S:
Your mothers name? Alice
What did you do last weekend? Dressed up as Robin and went to Studios for Halloween
What is the most important part of your life? My family and friends
What would you rather be doing? Flirting on MSN lol
What did you last cry over? Grey's Anatomy probably
What always makes you feel better when you’re upset? Cuddles from loved ones or my kitty cats
What’s the most important thing you look for in a significant other? Trust
What are you worried about? Don't want to say
What did you have for breakfast? Hula Hoops

EIGHT HAVE YOU’S:
Have you ever liked someone who had a girlfriend/boyfriend? Yes, unfortunately
Have you ever had your heartbroken? Oh yes
Have you ever been out of the country? Im currently in England
Have you ever done something outrageously dumb? Hasn't everyone?!?!
Have you ever been back stabbed by a friend? Yes
Have you ever had sex on the beach? No, sand in wrong places :S
Have you ever dated someone younger than you? YEah
Have you ever read an entire book in one day? yes

SEVEN WHO’S:
Who was the last person you saw? Terri is sitting on my left right now. Before that it was Terri's mum
Who was the last person you texted? Euan
Who was the last person you hungout with? Other than Terri it was my sister and Niece
Who was the last person to call you? Work :S
Who did you last hug? My dad
Who is the last person who texted you? Euan
Who was the last person you said i love you to? My dad

SIX WHERE’S:
Where does your best friend live? Most in Edinburgh but 1 in New York
Where did you last go? Asda Grantham
Where did you last hang out? In Terri's House
Where do you go to school? I don't
Where is your favorite place to be? My bed, love being all snuggled up
Where did you sleep last night? In my bed ALONE!! My sister stole my cats for a week lol

FIVE DO’S/DOES:
Do you like someone right now? Yeah
Do you think your a health freak? Not at all
Do you ever wish you were someone else? Frequently
Do you know the muffin man? No
Does the future scare you? Slightly

FOUR WHY’S:
Why are you best friends your best friend(s)? They just get me or accept me the way I am even though Im not the most normal person in the world. This is why I love them so
Why did you get a bebo? Ive had it since before it became cool!
Why did your parents give you the name you have? I'mk named after my gran whom I never met
Why are you doing this survey? MSN is updating so Im bored

THREE IF’S:
If you could have one super power what would it be? The ability to absorb and mimic anyone elses powers
If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would you change? Id make a big decision which would have taken me in a total different direction in life and see where that went to
If you were stranded on a deserted island & could bring 1 thing what would you bring? An omnibus edition with all the twilight books in it. THat would be me satisfied for life, sun, sea, sand and Edward Cullen

TWO WOULD-YOU-EVER’S:
Woul

1.What is your name?
Jean

2.How old are you?
26

3.Who are your best friends?
Ailsa, Mhairi, Amanda, Terri for the girlies and Alex, Cam and Kenny for the lads

4.Do you have a bf/gf?
No

5.Are you happy with your life?
Parts of it

6.And your love life?
Pfft!!

7.What's one thing you want right now?
Cuddles

8.Are you currently missing anyone?
My Ailsa

9. have you had a gf/bf in the past month?
No

10.Have you had a gf/bf in the past 6 months?
Very depressingly no but noone ive gotten close to met my standards

11.When was the last time you went shopping?
I bought crap tonight

12.What's your msn screenname?
Ho hum, pig's bum!

13.What's your bebo username?
Lady Isa Tramp

14.What phone have you got?
Samsung Pixon

15.What time was your last text message received?
21.39pm

16.When time was your last text message sent?
21.31pm

17.What does the 5th message in your inbox say?
"Hey beautiful, how ya feeling now? Your more than welcome to rant at me about my species or anything else really. Hope your ok XxxX"

18.Who is the 10th contact in your phonebook?
Bif

19.Do you get along with your parents?
I do

20.How many siblings do you have?
2 Hootie Mcboobs and Gloria Stits

21.Who makes you happy?
My friends and family

22.Are your family close?
Totally lol

23.Are you in love?
Love is a very funny word...

24.How many times have you gotten drunk?
Drunk? What's that? I wouldn't know...

25.Ever tried drugs?
probably

26.Do you want children?
No

27.Do you believe in yourself?
No

28.What age do you want to get married?
A few years after the age i am when I find someone to love me

29.How do you want to die?
Quickly and with friends

30.What are your fears?
Losing people I love

31.What's your favorite place to go shopping?
dunno

32.Do you think you have ever been in love?
Yes

33.Answer truthfully, do you care what people think of you?
Some people...others can get to fuck

34.Have you ever punched someone in the face?
Yes lol

35.What are your views on abortion?
I wouldn't but I have no problems with it if there is a good reason for it ie rape, disability/deformity

36.Do you smoke?
Nope = stinky

37.Who in your close family smokes?
My STINKY sister Julia. Loves her though

38.Which do you prefer, pink or purple?
Purpink

39.How many pets do you own?
2.5 (I am second mummy to Bunni)

40.Do you prefer touch-screen or button phones?
Touch screen.

41.IPod or iTunes?
iPod

42.Do you own an MP3?
iPod shuffle

43.Do you own an iPod?
Shuffle

44.If you do, what type of iPod?
Shuffle lol

45.Who do you get along with most, boys or girls?
Boys

47.What do you think of beyonce?
Do you know she was coming to London?!?

48.Do you watch skins?
watched the first two series

49.How often do you lie?
Probably too much

50.What is your favorite style of music?
Rock

53.Have you seen dirty dancing?
Doh!

51.Look to your left, name 3 things you can see?
Julia, Kathryn and Big Brother

52.How many people, on average, do you text each day?
Loads but there are about 6 i hear from most days

54.Do you prefer 50cent or Jay-z?
Jay-Z

55.Have you kissed anyone named Josh?
No

56.Do your parents live together?
Yes

57.Are you a virgin?
I am today

58.Shopping or cinemas?
Shopping then Cinema
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59.What colour are your curtains?
Cream in my room

60.How many messages have you sent from your phone?
1000s

61.What's your favorite alcoholic beverage?
Cherry Sours and Lemonade

62.How long have you known the 3rd person in your top friends?
probably around 8 years!!

63.Have you enjoyed this quiz?
Not too much but it filled a void

64.Anything to say before you go?
Men...Pfft!!!

Reason #1: There's never one around when you need it.
It's pouring with rain, the wind has reached gale force, it's blimmin' freezing…and there's no bus (man) in sight.
Similarly, when there's a huge scary invertebrate planning its conquest of your bathroom/kitchen/bedroom, there's not a bus (man) to be had.

Reason #2: Ok, so we have a regular bus (man) we like to ride, (lol), and one day we are heading to that same corner to wait for that good old dependable bus (man) to roll down the street toward us, and for some unforeseeable reason, we MISS the bus (man)!

Now this could take the form of many causations here, remember this is an analogy. Maybe we broke it off, they broke it off, he didn’t call, whatever…but we missed the bus (man).

So what to do?

Our first impulse is to begin running down the street after the bus (man) regardless of whether we are in our high heels or our Keds and try to catch that bus we just missed! What happens nine times out of ten when you chase a bus down the street?

You got it. Nothing. We end up out of breath and a block or so away from the stop where the next bus (man) will cruise by.

Most of us learn to calmly walk back to the bus (man) stop and just wait for the next bus (man) to come by. MOST of us.

Some of us are so obsessed with having that particular bus (man) that we may chase the bus for ten blocks, or, God forbid, all the way to our original destination! What happens then? Well, if we can run that far and have that much endurance, our feet will blister, we’ll be disheveled and tired, and guess what? The bus (man) turns around and goes back the other way to continue its’ route!

What happens if we just walk on back to the original bus (man) stop?

Another bus (man) comes by which leads to reason #3....

Reason #3: They always come in groups
You wait at the bus stop for what feels like hours, and then three buses (men) come along all at once.
And when you've been going through what could politely be described as a relationship dry spell, shock horror! Three buses (men). No waiting. Now you have to choose which one you want.

There are, of course, more than this. I just can't think of any.

And there is one way in which I wish men were more like buses.

Buses do what it says on the tin.

If a bus says "Leamington Spa" then you can be fairly sure it will go to Leamington Spa. It will not change its mind halfway through the route and go to birmingham instead.
It would be really, really helpful if men has flashing neon signs over their heads such as this:
"I have a girlfriend."
"My girlfriend doesn't understand me." (then we would know to run away.)
"I am single but not interested thanks all the same."
"I am single and interested, but I won't call you back because…"
"I have a boyfriend."

This would save no end of trouble.