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Femmina, 26,
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- Città: Bonnybridge
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- Data registrazione: April 2008
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- www.bebo.com/Clarkabell
- Messaggio personale
- You better take care of me, Lord. If you don't you're gonna have me on your hands
- Tutto su di me
- Whit's the point in gilets? Really? A mean, why would ya want a warm body an cold arms? Its beyond me.... useless invention!!
I still believe that ya should be able to put clothes that ye've shrunk in a boil wash into a freezin cold wash an they should grow big again!!!
Why oh why am I not rich?!!!!
An yes... ya should get fuckin left handed pool cues!!
Random rant over..... for now
While I'm on the subject o random, how random is random?? An why do people purposely try to be random, a dont get the whole random thing, tho a do use the word quite a lot actually, when did that happen?!?!!
Oh, an emo?? whit the fuck's that?! Who are these people that seem to try so hard to be random an different that they jus end up hangin about in a big crowd o them that aw look the same. Don't get them either
clarkabell@hotmail.com
- La mia metà
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The cheek jus rips right out um...
- Music
- I'm supposed to write the name's o loads o cool bands in here to make me look "cool", fact is, I do fuckin love Oasis, Kings, Stone Roses, Kasabian an tons o other bands beginnin wi THE... I'm also into Dr Dre, Jay, Eminem, Akon an the like big style BUT, I've also been to see Westlife in the front row, love Aqua an all other manner o the cheesiest o cheesy pop. A love Dr Hook an Matchbox 20 an some mad classical songs, especially Time To Say Goodbye. A also love the like's o DJ Rankin (in the mix muthafucka), Bonkers albums, TTF, QFX an I'm so dyin to go to R@TT next time the Rez is on. There so much other shit a like but I'd be here aw day, them's the jist o what a like....... DOES THAT MAKE ME COOL??
- Scared Of
- Something happening to wean or bein on my own. I'm shit feart o chip pans an fryin pans anaw. An having a ginger wean scares the shit outta me. Oh, an thunder... you'll find me under the bed, behind the couch, jus about anywhere a can get ma ass into when that shit's on!
- Happiest When
- When ma wee boy learns summit new an uses it in the right context, makes me so proud! awwwwwwwww . Also always happy with drink in hand an good choons on the go, canna whack it.
- Favourite quotes..
- "I know you can be overwhelmed, and you can be underwhelmed, but can you ever be , like, whelmed?" ... "I'm selfish, impatient, & a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best" ... "A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on." ... “We're not arrogant, we just believe we're the best band in the world.” ... "You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?" ... "When they first come out I was going, 'Who the f**k is this?' They were cool, and now they've all got their sleeves cut off."
- And lastly...
- Fuckin put the salt back in my Pot Noodles!! They're tasteless now an its just not the same if ya put yer own salt in. I'm no carin if more than half the population are havin heart attack's or are obese cos they're havin too much salt or fat in their diet. Its no ma prob so why should my food taste like shit to help them?! At least give us a fuckin choice o whether we wanna buy grub wi aw the fat an aw the salt in it, don't just take it away from us! I'm gonna start a campaign i think! Put the salt back in our food!!!
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I Be Bored
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- Available: nope
- Age: 26
- Annoyance: loads o things
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- Best Friends: campbell an wee allana, a suppose, canna get rid o her haha
- Beer: becks
- Birthday: 8th o feb
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- Crush: not even a wee one
- Car: nope
- Candy: toffee crisp, aw melted yummy
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- Day or Night: Night
- Dream vehicle: can never mind the names o the anes a like lol, i'd be happy wi jus ane that goes, oh an a licence to drive it haha
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- Easiest person to talk to: masel
- Eggs: yes please, fried scrambled boiled, love em all, cept egg in a cup wi butter, thats jus funkin strange
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- First crush: probably mark owen lol
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- Gummi Bears or Gummi Worms: BEARS! bouncing here an there an everywhere.....
- Giver or taker: am a bit o both
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- Hair: short wi blonde highlights
- Happy: when i'm wi the kid or gettin ma own way
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- Ice Cream: don't really like ice cream its too cold
- Instrument: masel
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- Jewelry: got loads barely wear it tho, never mind to put it on, same wi perfume, i'm a useless burd!!!
- Job: Pure Party, love it
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- Kids: Charlieee Deee
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- Longest Car Ride: tae manchester, wis even longer on way back up when a was feckin dyin a death
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- Milk flavour: strawberry
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- Number of Siblings: 3
- Number of Piercings: about 4
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-One wish: jus to be happy an settled wi the kid
-One phobia: gingers
-One regret: no bein able to gie the kid his proper family
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- Part of your personality that you like: a love every part o ma personality, i'm jus great, me
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- Quick or slow: slow
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-Reason 2 Smile : ma baby
-Reason 2 Cry: when they're summit wrong wi ma boy
- Song you last heard: fuck knows wis a bit mingding last night haha
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- Tattoo: got 4
- Time you woke up today: back o 2 in afternoon!!!!
didn't go to me kip til bout 6 tho....
- Time Now: 10:12pm
- Time for bed: been in it wi the wean since 7
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-Useless: me
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- Vegetable you hate:dunno
- Vegetable you love: brocolli mmmmmmmmmm
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- Worst habits: swearing, can be far too cheeky an sarcy
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- X-Rays: had one a think
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- Year it is now: 2009
- Yellow: butter?
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- Zoo animal: love them aw, a funkin love the zoo!!!!
- Zodiac sign: aquarius0 commenti 22 giorni
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Boredom....
phone thingy ..
1.Grab Your Phone.
Got It
2. What is the 3rd picture of in your phone?
charlie standin wi a towel wrapped round um
3. What's your ringtone?
gangsta's paradise - still no got ma choons on this fone lol
4. Who's the 1st person that comes up under M?
maria
5. Who's the last person you called?
me mam
6. Who was your last missed call from?
cocopops
7. Who's the 1st person who comes up under C?
campbell
8. Who's your speed dial number 2?
no got anyone on speed dial
9. What does 3rd text in ur inbox say?
far too long, is bout plans for kid next week
10. Who was your last received call from?
granny denise
11. What does your 2nd sentbox text say?
his cream is in the front o his bag i've told denise to mind gie ya it cos his belly is a mess
12. How many messages are currently in your inbox?
127
13. What is the wallpaper ?
charlie cheesed oot his nut
14. Who's speed dial number 1?
voicemail
15. Who is the 5th message from in your inbox?
bebo to tell me a had a new mail
16. Who's the 1st person who comes up under B?
bones
17. How many bars of signal do you currently have?
full
18. What network are you on?
o2
19. Name every person you have text messages from inbox?
bones, dick.i.am, bebo, zi zi top, granny denise, mother goose, o2, kelly, leccy, leanne
20. What does your 6th text message in your inbox say?
another bebo mail message
21. Who is the first person in your contacts?
affy
22. Who is the last name in your contacts?
an 0800 number
23. What does the bottom text in your inbox say?
al c if a can work summit oot but thats you askin for this an the enemy
24. What is your screensaver?
no got yin
25. What is Your balance?
contract
26. Whos the last person under H?
hoose
27. What is yhur bluetooth name?
clarkabell
28. How many numbers are in yhur phone?
fuck knows, no many, contacts are aw stored on laptop fae last fone
29. Could you live without it?
fuck naw, its cut off the noo an killin me!!!!!!!!!!!0 commenti 37 giorni
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Noel's Words, The Man's Jus.... AMAZING haha
Dearly beloved, it is with a heavy heart and a sad face that I say this to you this morning.
As of last Friday the 28th August, I have been forced to leave the Manchester rock'n'roll pop group Oasis.
The details are not important and of too great a number to list. But I feel you have the right to know that the level of verbal and violent intimidation towards me, my family, friends and comrades has become intolerable. And the lack of support and understanding from my management and band mates has left me with no other option than to get me cape and seek pastures new.
I would like firstly to offer my apologies to them kids in Paris who'd paid money and waited all day to see us only to be let down AGAIN by the band. Apologies are probably not enough, I know, but I'm afraid it's all I've got.
While I'm on the subject, I'd like to say to the good people of V Festival that experienced the same thing. Again, I can only apologise - although I don't know why, it was nothing to do with me. I was match fit and ready to be brilliant. Alas, other people in the group weren't up to it.
In closing I would like to thank all the Oasis fans, all over the world. The last 18 years have been truly, truly amazing (and I hate that word, but today is the one time I'll deem it appropriate). A dream come true. I take with me glorious memories.
Now, if you'll excuse me I have a family and a football team to indulge.
I'll see you somewhere down the road. It's been a fuckin' pleasure.
Thanks very much.
Goodbye.
NG.
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| Name : | Michelle Clark | |
| Nick Name : | Clarkabell, Franky | |
| Birthdate : | 08/02/83 | |
| Birthplace: | Falkirk | |
| Current Location: | Not so Bonny Bridge | |
| Eye Color: | Dark Brown | |
| Hair Color: | Mousy Brown | |
| Height: | Bout 5ft 6ish | |
| Weight: | fuck knows | |
| Piercings: | a few | |
| Tatoos: | 4 | |
| Boyfriend/Girlfriend: | Nope, love is for mugs. | |
| Vehicle: | None | |
| Overused Phrase: | jings crivvens or fuckin | |
| FAVORITES | ||
| Food: | Chips Egg an Beans | |
| Pub/Disc/Restaurant: | Ma hoose haha | |
| Candy: | No that into choc | |
| Number: | Either 1,8 or 25 | |
| Color: | white | |
| Animal: | Felix i suppose | |
| Drink: | Cider an vimto | |
| Body Part on Opposite sex: | Arse | |
| Perfume: | Jean Paul Gaultier Classic | |
| TV Show: | Prob Hollyoaks | |
| Music Album: | fuck knows | |
| Movie: | Finding Nemo | |
| Actor/Actress: | Josh Hartnett, he's lush | |
| This or That | ||
| Pepsi or Coke: | pepsi max | |
| McDonalds or BurgerKing: | gotta say its changed to burger king in past few month | |
| Chocolate or Vanilla | Chocolate | |
| Hot Chocolate or Coffee: | Hot Chocolate | |
| Kiss or Hug: | Little kisses an big hugs | |
| Dog or Cat: | Can take either or | |
| Rap or Punk: | Rap | |
| Summer or Winter: | summer | |
| Scary Movies or Funny Movies: | Funny | |
| Love or Money: | seriously think i'd rather hae the money | |
| YOUR... | ||
| Bedtime: | whenever a go to sleep | |
| Most Missed Memory: | dunno... its missing | |
| Best phyiscal feature: | Dunno | |
| First Thought Waking Up: | Do i have to get up?!! | |
| Ambition: | get me an the kid the fuck out o bonnybrig asap | |
| Best Friends: | campbell | |
| Weakness: | Can be very naive, far too trusting an far too forgiving | |
| Fears: | Having a ginger baby | |
| Longest relationship: | long enough to put me off for life | |
| HAVE YOU... | ||
| Cheated Your Partner: | I have in the past | |
| Ever been beaten up: | Yep | |
| Ever beaten someone up: | Yep | |
| Ever Shoplifted: | When i was aboot 12 lol | |
| Ever Skinny Dipped: | Nope | |
| Ever Kissed Opposite sex: | Of course! | |
| Been Dumped Lately: | nope | |
| IN A GUY/GAL | ||
| Favorite Eye Color: | Bright blue with long dark eyelashes, mmmm | |
| Favorite Hair Color: | Darkish | |
| Short or Long: | In between, like summit to get ma fingers into lol | |
| Height: | Gotta be taller than me!! | |
| Style: | Dunno, jus coolish lol | |
| Looks or Personality: | Personality | |
| Hot or Cute | Cute | |
| Muscular or Really Skinny: | Inbetween | |
| RANDOMS | ||
| What country do you want to Visit: | Australia | |
| How do you want to Die: | quickly | |
| Been to the Mall Lately: | Yup | |
| Get along with your Parents: | when a want summit | |
| Health Freak: | nae chance | |
| Do you think your Attractive: | fuckin right | |
| Believe in Yourself: | course | |
| Want to go to College: | never again | |
| Do you Smoke: | Yep | |
| Do you Drink: | A bit lol | |
| Shower Daily: | Yep | |
| Been in Love: | ish | |
| Do you Sing: | I try | |
| Want to get Married: | Yep | |
| Do you want Children: | Got one, want a clan to go wi him | |
| Age you wanna lose your Virginity: | 82 | |
| Hate anyone: | Ish | |
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morning where u end up last nte! party animal this week lol wot u up 2 the day?xxx
awww i had a wee kitchen wen i was younger, u can get a mac ds one now, i seen it wen i was out shopping!! cant wait for summer to be old enough for stuff like tht! lol... aww i cant wait for ma xmas dinner n then obv get wasted! haha cldnt drink last yr, so this yr will be a gd one! xxxxxxxxxxxx
My goodness fancy meetin u here, come here often? U no sleep again? Me neither think it might b the fact that I drunk a ltr bottle of that red rooster bout an hour ago, I wanted something fizzy to drink that was all that was there lol xx
its a gd pic like. aye u were dancin wae 2 guys then u disapeared lol n cudni find u again lol. a ended up at nicolas johnstons house lol just havin a drink lol a wiz wasted lol x x x x
Snap, canny sleep either thinkin bout goin to drink the cider And wine I have down stairs maybe that will do the trick lol xx
happenin where the fuck did u go lol x x x
aye me is feeling much better the day. My sister was saying she seen you on sat i was like how do you know her like she was like through bebo and i was like oh aye ya nosey cunt lol. x
You ok x
hahahahaha!!! me 2 im soo excited! what u getting him? ive got Summer a baby walker, this things tht stands on the ground but the seat roatates , wee sgning book, a baby dj set, a ball she crawls after a bug she crawls after, a baby play gym, winnie pooh thing for her bed, a hair chair activity set a door swingm jammies n etc!
well some is from ma mum n dad too!!... but shes got a bit for a 4 months yr old! lol ooo a bays first walker thing too! lol.. xxxxxxxxxx
hey hey how u doin hehe xx
awww yeh i love xmasss haa!! im like a big kid! got all summers in, wee bit over board but never mind! what about u, all sorted?xxx
hey chick hows u what u up to xxxx
hapnin ya crazy beeatch!!! still livin the dream or wit?!?!xx
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am still 26 on ma profile
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ok your orders a tenner less underwear was not in stock nyttt xxxx
Am workin til half 1.lol so i'll no b able 2 make it. Defo am up 4 that. Can a give u the money n u can get me ma ticket. Who is up 4 it so far? 2 rite it's bout time yi done somethin 4 ur bday n he is amazin!xxx
kool well text me n let me know or i will text you
i will check for you tomorrow then text you you off all day next friday aye ? xxx
Am workin aw wknd again so am fucked 4 drinkin. Workin in the 4 in 1 the now so it's mostly wknd work!lol. So wed is the new sat 4 me! Am so gutted am gonna miss it. Wish it was me goin, should b treatin maself 2 somethin gd 4 xmas. A wouldn't have been happy either bein woke up at that time, bet he found it funny.lol.xxx