so when you home bud? how long you home 4? x

haha ya fanny.. intercourse i fucking wish, my banter is absolutely shite so nay chance.... Still better than dans at the moment! u should know am not that kind off guy, u have to hug me for 3 months 1st..... Oh no thats chrissy!! No bud am living quiet getting my head into this college stuff and hitting the gym and jods training me up taking out the boat! woman are the last thing on ma mind! hows your wife? How u pull that 1 off anyways u ugly twat!

U r nt ryt in the head!! I feel sorry 4 sara! Mum and dad r goin 2 usa nxt thurs! Alryt 4 sum eh? Oh and ma mum aint wrkin no more! Apart from that nofing els nw! So is this 4 found the 1 then? X x

Omg u havent changd a bit lol! Yea i seen pink in april and goin bk 2 the same concert in oct! She's brill! That b gd if u bk in dec its ma mums 50th in dec! So fink we'l need a few wee drams! So hw did u manage 2 pull her! Lol! Did u have a look at ma photos? C the 1s of ma mum and dad? X x x

Wt lyk mr jack? Hws u? Wot u bn up 2? X

Orite sickboy, how's life ya belter? You looking forward to coming home tae freeze yer arse off?!

Pale skin is a sign of good breeding cock face!!

if you start practasing being nice to me i will get u a prez! No bater me and dan are going on holiday next week but im staying in the shade lol x x x x x

not bad bud! bought me a house at last so you will have somewhere to visit me when you get back!

I cant wait till you and duncan are back should be a bit of a laugh.

You going back on the rig soon?

Mole Mole,
You hav finally lost the plot. Thanks for my stories tho, Much amusement! xxxxxx

Hey bud how are you getting on? any crack for me? What you been up to? xxx

Dont be so crude ya little shit, or i'll stand on yer head.
Im celibate, i hav lost that loving feeling. Not like you.... who wud shag a doghnut ya wee shit. Nice to hear from ya el cunto xxxxxxxx

Aw just looked at a pic of yer woman.
How did u pull that one off Mole?
Dont say its yr charm, cos u have the charm of a desert snake xx

You cheeky Fuck!
Im glad u found yrsel sum1 to put up with u, she must be a good woman!!!

Bet u anything u still have the phallic objects out which she blatently rogers you with , to which u squeal at such delight. If shes no good (which im sure she is)... Gus will Roger u good style wen u get home with 1 of his horticultural objects!
See Jarrett at all ? Luv ya maddie xx

OMG Sandy ....

I left u yr last comment weeks ago u loner.
Have u been in hibernation shagging someones brains out? Or just wrkin like a nigga?

Mole...... no love for u, cos i think you,ve turned.... get in on the action gay boy xxxxxxxx

Put yr tongue away tart, my piercing is better! x

what like the day bud? Whats the crack? what you been up to? SA is Quality you should take a trip over here at some point! xxx

Jack attack! Hows it goin bud? Right into your Auzzie rules now!? lol x

If you come home oyu can have the OASIS tickets for FREEE

Yes i still have white tits and pink nips ill send u a pic. Finished 1st year of uni now.....me clever x x x

its good like. struggling to find work like. we are in blemhiem at the momment pruning in vineyards which is so shite... but its money. we were in quenstown for bout 3 weeks but could not find work so had to leave. how are you getting on. if all goes well we planning oz after our visa run out so keep your couch free lol.

No much banter bud, just finishin of college the now then I'l be all educated and ready ta see the world! lol Have ta try get Dans finger outta his ass like.

All the boys are mint, we're just goin out more and more and gettin drunker and drunker! Youd be proud o us!! lol

Howd Ozzy rules go? Did ya get jailed!? lol x