1. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it)



2. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it)



3. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

(In my next life I want to be a pig)

(How'd they figure this out, and why?)



4. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Still can't get over that pig thing)

(Don't try this at home...maybe at work?)



5. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)

(And pigs get 30-minute orgasms? Doesn't seem fair)



6. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmmmmm........)



7. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.

(If you're ambidextrous do you split the difference?)



8. The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

(From drinking little bottles of...?)

(Did taxpayers pay for this research??)



9. Polar bears are left handed.

(Who knew....? Who cares? How'd they find out, did they ask them?)



10. The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What can be so tasty on the bottom of the pond?)



11. The flea can jump 350 times its body length.

It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes...can you imagine?? And why pigs?)



12. A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death.

(Creepy)



13. The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

(Honey, I'm home. What the....)

(Well, at least pigs get a break there...)



14. Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(In my next life I still want to be a pig ... quality over quantity)



15. Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Oh, Geez) (That's almost as bad as catfish)



16. An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.

(I know some people like that.)



17. Starfish don't have brains.

(I know some people like that too.)


Interesting Facts II

1. Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.

2. Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

3. The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma.

4. No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.

5. Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

6. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.

7. Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age or older.

8. The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

9. The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.

10. A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.

11. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from each salad served in first-class.

12. Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

13. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

14. The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.

15. Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.

16. The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.

17. Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.

18. Marilyn Monroe had six toes. (rumor)

19. All US Presidents have worn glasses. Some just didn't like being seen wearing them in public.

20. Walt Disney was afraid of mice.

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ur slide is like weird u need better captions ur bf looks like ashly silver and DONT BAG FINNO ur just jealous coz she had him first and now all u have is slops
^ Written By http: /www.bebo.com/Mikaz-Angel ^



Ok So I Seriously Dont Know Why Im Explaining This But I Really Need To Set Things Straight.
Rightio Then;;

>>>Jan 2005<<<
I Met Ben!!! @ Reck Room @ Narrawong, He Became The Creepy Dude Lol!!
I Didnt Keep In Contact With Ben For The Year Between Then And;;

>>>Jan 2006<<<
I Caught Up With Ben Again, Talked For Like 5 Hours, He Wasnt Single Lol, Talked To Him For A Few Days..Then He Went Home, Got His Address..Wrote A Couple Of Letters He Gave Me His Mob, Kept In Contact With Him Using Ems Home Phone...Lol Dragged The Phone Bill Sky High!! When I Thought He Was Single I Asked Him Out, Or Rather Emily Did It For Me Lol,,I Was Wrong. Too Bad. Just Friends. Bit Later..About May/June Ben Asked If I Was Interested.....I Said Yes.. .Lol..Untill::

<<<Buisness Week 2006>>>
Ok Yeah Me && Ben Were Not Involved At This Point, I Didnt Own A Mobile, I Was Placed In A Group With Finno, You Know After Having A Three Year Friendship With This Girl I TRUSTED HER And When She Told Me I could Contact The Boy I Liked Through Her Mobile I Jumped At The Oppertunity && Placed The Number Into Her Mobile ((Whoops!!))!! Ben Liked Me && I Liked Him, With A Means Of Communication We Were Getting SomeWhere!!!

<<<May-June>>>
Well I Get Myself A Phone Too Late, , I Find Out Emma Had Been Talking To Ben Excessivly With Out Me Knowing, Lol, Asked Him Out Too!!! Argh, Having Never Met Her,,He Said Yes, I Mean Like He Explained To Me ""Why Not Take A Chance" That Ended Up In ""It Was A Big Mistake!!!" Lol. Ok So Emma && Ben SMS Dated For About Two Weeks Before Ben Actually Got To Meet Her In Person. Haha Soooo It Sucked Muchly For Him...Ohhh Whats Cool Is Me && Ben Remained Good As Friends During All This! And I Tried To Remain Friends With Emma;; Yeah Right! Stubborn Bitch!
So They Broke Up After Fifteen Days, Only Physically Knowing Each Other For Two Days,, Plus No Physical Contact!. I Ask YOu!!! Is That A Real Relationship.Pffft! NO!!!! They Broke Up On Account Of Ben Having Strong Feelings For Me, You Know Those Feelings We Both Always Had For Each Other Before Emma Interfered!!

<<<July 24th 2007>>>
Emma Got Jelous When Me And Ben Started A SERIOUS Relationship && Lied Her Frikkin Arse Off With "Oh Bens Cheating ON You With Me", "Ben Rang Me At Three In The Morning And Said He Loves Me More Than You!", "Ben Said He Would Cheat On You With Me But NOt On Me With You." "Look At The Bracelt Ben Brought Me" Sent Me Messages From Her Mothers Phone "Oh Sorry To Tell YOu Ben && Emma Are Still Together" THE LIST GOES ON PPL!!!!
Lol. Turned People Against Me, And You Know What..I Dont Care, Those People Arent Worth Any Trouble. And Neither Is Emma.
AnyWho I Know I Missed A Hell Of A Lot Of Stuff That Happened But It All Mostly The Same, Me && Ben Have Been Together Over A Year Now && Emma Still Brings This Shit Into It, Time To Get Over It Girl!! He Never Loved You && Never Will .


Well I Hope You See That Ben Has Always Been Mine, Lol. We Have Known Each Other Years Lol. So Its Not "Slops" For Me!!!Lol.

And Kate, I Know He Looks Like Ashley Silver...That Was The First Thing I THought When I Met Him Back IN 2005!!!


Im Right Your Wrong, Emmas A Lier!

AND I LOVE BEN!

What each kiss means;
-Kiss on the stomach; I love your body
-Kiss on the Forehead; freinds always
-Kiss on the Ear; im horny
-Kiss on the Cheek; i want to be with you always
-Kiss on the Hand; your breath smells
-Kiss on the Neck; this is mine
-Kiss on the Shoulder; I want you
-Kiss on the Lips; I love you.
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What the gesture means...
-Holding Hands; We belong together
-Slap on the Butt; That's mine
-Holding on tight; Never let me go
-Looking into each other's Eyes; tell me you love you
-Playing with Hair; I wanna be with you forever
-Arms around the Waist; Im comfortable with you
-Laughing while Kissing; everything is perfect with uss
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Advice;
Don't ask for a kiss, take one.
If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love.