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My Mum = Carol Rarity
My Dad = Patrick Logue
My Step Mum = No Yet
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My Step Brother = Robert Malone & Derek Rarity
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My Grandad = Tam Craig
My Grandma = June Craig (Died) :'(:'(
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My Best Mate Boy = Andrew Unworth
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My Chav Boy = Alwyne Mundy
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My Safe Sister = No Yet