My Auntie - jenna
My Uncle- uncle pie pie lol
My Super Cool cousin - louise
My brother-in-law - jenna
My sister-in-law - chelsea
My best friend - sam
My girlfriend - weeman (even tho i aint gay) lol
My bit on the side - jade the dyke
My Lil baby girl- sammi
My drinking partner - emma watson
My guardian angel - Leslie
My Drug Dealer - adam
My fairy god mother - dave
My pet monkey - tony
My most huggable person-
My god mother - cherly
TheGodfather - sheep
My beautiful flatmate - ian
My biatch - poppy
My hot admirer - xtina
My super cool person - milky
My sex partner - alex
The Awkward Bastard - Lewis mcara (but he aint rele awkward hes just got sexy nips lol
My Crazy mate - grant
My No. 1 ho- zoe (the bully) cowie
Retard - crombie lol
The Cheerleader- Laura (da swedish german hu lives n scotland) lol
The Guy with Sexy nipples- Lewis mcara lol just has to be lewis
The Pimp- sean lol
Ron Weasley- CRAZY wayne lol
The Entertainer- chris tayler
The annoying bitch- jacqui
The Karate Kid- COLIN
The girl with a penis- JODIE lol
The cunt- George
the person hu owns my leg- hayley b
My gay Partner hayley w
my bestest friend ever lauren

1. Whats your Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you fancy me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. would u fuk me?
7. Describe me in 3 words?
8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
9. What was ur first impression of me?
10. Do u still think the same?
11. What reminds u of me?
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
13. How well do u know me?
14. What do u like best about me?
15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
16. Could you ever love me?
17. Give me a nickname and explain why?
18. R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
19. Anything 2 say b4 u go?

CELTIC
1. First British(I NO DER NOT AN ENGLISH TEAM!!) team to win the European Champion Clubs Cup.
2. First non Latin team to win the European Champion Clubs Cup.
3. Two European Cup final and four semi final appearances as well as a UEFA Cup final appearance.
4. First British team to win nine league titles in a row.
5. First Scottish team to win the league under a Dutch manager.
6. Only Scottish club ever to score 7 goals in a major domestic cup final.
7. Largest football stadium in Scotland with a capacity of over 60,000.
8. Largest attendance for a European tie, 134,000 v Leeds United at Hampden Park.
9.Only British club to appear in14 consecutive League Cup finals.
10. Only British club to win 5 consecutive League Cups.
11. First British club to have it's own newspaper.

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RANGERS
1. First and only Scottish team to lose 12 goals (1-6 and 3-6, v Eintracht 1959/60) in a European tie.
2. One European Cup semi final appearance.
3. Second British team to win nine league titles in a row.
4. Second Scottish team to win the league under a Dutch manager.
5. Only Scottish club ever to concede 7 goals in a major domestic cup final.
6. First British club to be banned from Europe (72/73).
7. Third largest football stadium in Scotland behind Celtic and Queens Park.
8. First Scottish club to go out of Europe twice in one season.
9. First club to lose a cup final by default after failing to appear for the final against Vale Of Leven.

And thats why Celtic are better than Rangers