Things to do in Tescos

01. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals

02. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies toilet.

03. Walk up to an employee and tell him?her in an official tone: Code 3 in Housewares... and see what happens.

04. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on credit.

05. Move a 'CAUTION -WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

06. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department and tell other shoppers you are sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from thenbedding Department.

07. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask:
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

08. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick
your nose.

09. While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if
he knows where the anti-depressants are located.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible.

11. Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse through, say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"

12. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and
assume the foetal position and scream "NO! ........It's those voices again!!!"

And last but not least:

13. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here."

1) Are you really ready for 107questions?
erm yes :S *i'm scared already*

2) Was your last relationship a mistake?
i dunno

3) Do you believe in God?
if god is morgan freeman then yes!

4) Who is the last person you hugged?
one of them little ppl

5) When was the last time you drank Coca Cola?
bout a week ago

6) Have you ever been depressed?
probably

7) Have a best friend?
i have many

Are you a boy or girl?
i is man

9) What is your relationship status?
Single

10) How do you want to die?
ermm do i gotta die?

11) What did you last eat?
ben and jerrys cookie dough

12) Have you ever been suspended?
yupp, so was half of 6th year

13) Are you currently listening to music?
nope

14) When was your last non-physical fight?
does winding paul up int oanger count? if so then 5 mins ago

15) Do you have an attitude?
I AM GOD so yes

16) Ever been in love?
once, with a McDonalds Big Tasty

17) What is your real name?
benjamin joseph nicholas maguire cooney

1 When was the last time you kissed someone?
i dunno

19) Name someone you know whose name starts with the letter D?
dylan

20) Do you hate anyone at the moment?
no one, every1 loves me

21) Do you miss someone?
aye =[

22) Twirl or cut your spaghetti?
Twirl

23) Do you tan a lot?
too much effort

24) Have any pets?
nahh

25) How exactly are you feeling?
sleepy, and hungry

26) Ever eaten food in a car while someone or yourself is driving?
course

27) Would you take any of your exes back?
they're ex's for a reason

2 Are you scared of spiders?
freaky bastards

29) Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
depends when

30) Do you regret anything in your past?
who doesn't

31) What are your plans for this weekend?
get pissed off at college again

32) Do you want to have kids?
only if theres lots of practice attemps 1st

33) Ever kissed somebody that name starts with an S?
ermm......

34) Do you type fast?
aye

35) Do you have piercings?
nahh

36) Want any more?
dunno

3 Can you spell well?
i iss gud spllr

39) Do you miss anyone from your past?
yeah

40) What are you craving right now?
pizza

41) Ever been to a bonfire party?
yip

43) Have you ever been on a horse?
Yep

44) Kissed someone in a pick up truck?
i aint no slack jawed hick kissin my sister

45) Have you ever broken someone's heart?
probably :l

46) Have you ever been cheated on?
nope

47) Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
not that i know of

50) What should you be doing?
sleep?

51) What's irritating you right now?
paul answering these questions behind my back.... And Spitting!!!

52) Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurts?
nahh

54) What is your favorite color?
food colours

55) Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
Yeah

56) Are you black or white?
white

57) Do you have trust issues?
Yeah

5 When's the last time you ate fast food?
this evening, kebab chip tray from tonys!

59) Have you ever shaved in the kitchen sink?
yupp

60) Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
yeah

61) Did you want Barack Obama for President?
better then that whore of a woman bush

62) Do you believe what your most recent ex thinks about you?
i dunno :S

63) Who was the last person you cried in front of?
i dont cry

64) Do you give out second chances too easily?
depends on who it is

65) Is it easier to forgive or forget?
Forgive

66) Is this year the best year of your life?
better then last

67) Do you think you're a good person?
yeah

70) Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
aye

71) Whats the Last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
I got into the bed

72) Is there anyone you wish was still in your life?
aye

73) What is bothering you?
PAUL!!!!

74) Have you ever been out of state?
yes

NAME:
AGE:
LOCATION:
ARE WE CLOSE:
WOULD U COME C ME:
WOULD U LET ME WALK U HOME:
DO U GOT A GF/BF:
WILL WE EVER GET TOGETHER?:
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ME DRUNK:
HAVE YOU EVER GOT ME DRUNK:
HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO TELL ME SOMETHING U COULDN'T:
HAVE YOU EVER TOLD ME A BIG LIE:
WUD You GIVE ME UR NUMBER?:
WANTED MORE DEN FRIENDSHIP:
HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT OF ME AS BF MATERIAL:
WOULD YOU EVER CHEAT ON ME:
WOULD YOU FORGIVE ME IF I CHEATED ON YOU:
WOULD YOU EVER H8 ME:
WHATS YOUR GOODBYE MESSAGE (make it mean'nful):