Once when Chan && Melly went to see leslee at the coast they were getting drunk on the beach when the copz Surround Us and there was No where to go but the water so We jumped in and was swimmingg and swimming until we found land ! We then fell asleep on the sand !
In the morning we wake up seeing nothing but thee water and the blue sky
we didnt kno wa we were going to do but we knew we couldnt swim back coz we didnt kno which way to swim so we went for a walk into the JUNGLE
Where all of a sudden Chan started making thingz to wear seeing as though our clothez were wet still and the wind was cold !
Shee kicked a coconut tree and Coconutz came falling down Shez FOB thatz why it worked
She then made the bark of the tree into string and tied them to the cconuts to make a bra like top and threw them to us melly and leslee sitting there with there mouthz open and turned to each other holding the bra looking thingz and said FOBz are trained
Then Chan made lil skirtz with leafz and got the hole army mud thing on our faces and said if were ganna live here we gotta act like we own it
Leslee and Melly juz laugh
then all of a sudden we heard some rusling in the bushes, as chan went to investigate leslee + melly ran and hid behind a thick tree. then randomly a gorilla charged out of the bushes running straight to leslee and melly. as chan. the big scary fob can running to save the girls. the gorilla stopped in its tracks. it had falling in LOVE

the hairy gorilla + the hairy girl had fallng in LOVE


They then made friendz with the Monkeyz && the gorillaz seeing as though Chan was with the Hairy gorillaa ..
We were singing we are family even though ur hairyer then me ..
As we all songg that we were building our family home ...
The family home had to be big because Chan && Her gorilla called Jeff were already getting busy with it in the lil room we had already made ..
There was lesbian Gorilla that had fallen for Leslee Butt Leslee wasnt into her She rathered the younger Onesz ..
Chan yelled out that she was hungry in her NERD VOiiCE ..
She then went swingin from tree to tree trying to find bananas . for everyone to eat but she was thinkin to much about jeffz hairy banana..
So because leslee and melly were really Hungry they went for a walk down to the beach ..
to try catch some fish
Melly said she couldnt go into the water because she was allergic to the water so leslee went in All of a sudden melly saw a shark coming towardz leslee While melly was laughing her

Head off she finally yelled out Leslee a shark leslee then said SHiiT in her wannabe Chan voice .. swimmming as fast as she could then her lesbian lover came to the rescue and stabed the shark with a spear she later wanted to use on leslee

Later that evening, melly was sitting around the fire the expert fob had made with her bare hands, leslee was in her hut swaying side to side with the spear and the fob was being awesome up in a coconut tree, when suddenly a pirate ship came upto the island. Leslee being der ran onto the beach and waved them down. The pirates caught her and said she would be used as her sex slave, melly still sitting around the fire chatting up with this babbooon heard leslee's moans and got the fob and they ran onto the ship, then out of no where, mellys TSI tribe aboards the ship and starts boomeranging and spearing all the pirates whilst leslee's australian tribe throwed them sleves over board, bloody aussiess

× wнατѕ үоυя иαмee ;;
× αяe we fяιeиds ;;
× ноw did we мeeτ ;;
× wоυld үоυ kιѕѕ мe ;;
× oи τнe lips ;;
× wнατ яeмιиds үоυ of мe ;;
× wнατs soмeтнιиg үоυve иeveя τold мe befoяe ;;
× wнατ do үоυ lικe besτ αboυτ мe ;;
× descяιbe мe in 3 woяds ;;
× wнατ wαѕ уоυя fiяsт ιмpяeѕѕιои of мe ;;
× do үоυ sτιll τнιиκ τнe sαмe ;;
× eveя dяeαмτ of мe ;;
× үоυ'd geτ мү иαмe ταττоed oи үоυя ____
× ноw well do үоυ kиоw мe ;;
× үоυ && мe =
× αиүтнιиg to sαү befoяe үоυ go

× wнατѕ үоυя иαмee ;;
× αяe we fяιeиds ;;
× ноw did we мeeτ ;;
× wоυld үоυ kιѕѕ мe ;;
× oи τнe lips ;;
× wнατ яeмιиds үоυ of мe ;;
× wнατs soмeтнιиg үоυve иeveя τold мe befoяe ;;
× wнατ do үоυ lικe besτ αboυτ мe ;;
× descяιbe мe in 3 woяds ;;
× wнατ wαѕ уоυя fiяsт ιмpяeѕѕιои of мe ;;
× do үоυ sτιll τнιиκ τнe sαмe ;;
× eveя dяeαмτ of мe ;;
× үоυ'd geτ мү иαмe ταττоed oи үоυя ____
× ноw well do үоυ kиоw мe ;;
× үоυ && мe =
× αиүтнιиg to sαү befoяe үоυ go