when was the last time you were annoyed with someone?
this morning

what was the first thing you did when you woke up today?
went back to sleep

anything you would change about your life right now?
yeah i wud be able to see the people i wnt to see

do you think two people can last forever?
depeneds
how many funerals have you been to in your life time?
one =/

is there someone you used to talk to every single day that you don't talk to at all?
yes

do you hate it when people smoke around you?
yes matthew and his bad unfluences tryin to make me smoke and james dnt forget him

have you ever fallen asleep while texting someone?
yes many a time

where will you be in a 12 hours time?
still on msn most likely lolz

do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
defenitly not dnt see y they shud

have you ever been called a bad influence?
too many times

say something to someone, no names?
yes

are there any people who don't like you?
defenitly u all know who

is your second friend on your top special to you?
yes indeed who else can i make gay jokes to lol naa matthews grand

did your last outing involve the police?
no thnkfully
whats the best type of weather?
sunny

how many tabs are open on your computer?
17

is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?
yes defonatily lmao

what are you saving your money up for right now?
glasgobury and metallica

have you talked to a complete asshole today?
yes i live with them

think a lot before you fall asleep?
on the rare occasion i think before i do something

are you wearing any makeup right now?
no

do you swear a lot?
indeed its a condtion people have to put uup with lol

what is bothering you right now?
alot of things

have you kissed someone within the last 24 hours?
no im not allowed
do you use any instant messengers? If so, which ones?
msn

what pissed you off today?
dnt like saying

do you think relationships are ever really worth it?
yes whenever its sum1 u like

honestly, has anyone ever seen you in your underwear?
yes
does it bother you when people respond with one word?
not really

where did you get your last bruise from?
a fight

has someone put their arm around you in the past 5 days?
yes

are you currently looking forward to anything?
glasgobury

does it bother you when someone lies to you?
yes

when you're home alone do you still close the door when you shower?
yes

who last called you?
matthew

when did you last talk to your number4?
dunno
do you think you'll be married in 5 years?
no

when was the last time you cried?
dunno

do you ever get "good morning" texts from anyone?
when my phone works yeah sme times

who was the last person you took a picture with?
shannon

have you ever had a boy best friend?
yes bt not the gay way only friends

did you date anyone last summer?
yes

do you like to take walks?
depends who with

can you recall the last time you liked someone a lot?
yes couple months ago around christmas i think

have you ever dated the same person twice?
no

honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months?
no

is it hard for you to get over someone?
depends who

do you believe that if you want something bad enough you'll get it?
no defenitly not

are you dying to take off your clothes?
always as u know me ... na not really

do you have any siblings?
yes to many (5) younger (3) older

what do you notice more, somebody's eyes or body?
there boobs lmao .. not realy i wud think there eyes

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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

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There is in fact an “I” in Norris, but there is no “team”… not even close.

Scotty in Star Trek often says “Ye cannae change the laws of physics.” This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

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Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

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Chuck Norris is expected to win gold in every swimming competition at the 2008 Beijing Olympics, even though Chuck Norris does not swim. This is because when Chuck Norris enters the water, the water gets out of his way and Chuck Norris simply walks across the pool floor.

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The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron’s ass halfway through the first chapter.

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

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If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris's home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

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