You know this makes sense
How you know you were a kid of the 90s!
1) 10p Mr Frosty Ice Pops on long summer days!
2) Gordon the Goffer!
3) You owned or longed for an Adidas three stripe tracksuit
4) You owned a compilation tape with TOP TUNES such as "Mr Vain", "What is love" and "Rhythm is a dancer" and 'How Bizarre, How Bizarre"
5) The SpiceGirls !
6) Girls actually fancied Garry Barlow more than Robbie Williams.
7) The Racoons!
You owned a pair of Nike Air Max, and wore them to death
9) Mr Motivator (What ever happened to him?)
10) Girls owned scrunchies in an array of colours and tacky headbands with there names written on in thick glitter.
11) You bought Smash Hits for the song lyrics and the immense amount of stickers that you would stick everywhere!
12) You had a pen pal
13) You could only watch the Simpson's on Sky One
14) On a Saturday nights you watched Catchphrase,Gladiators,Generation Game,
Noels House Party and then Casualty.
15) Cans of Coke were 25p
16) 10p Space Raiders Crisps
17) A grey Fruit of the Loom jumper was a must have
1 Impulse body spray for girls
19) You know the dance to Macarena and Saturday Night. You also tried to scat like Scatman John! Bi bat ba ba da bo...
20) You watched Baywatch and longed for the day that Eddie & Sharni got
together!
21) You watched Byker Grove ha ha ha ha ha ha hah (the themesong ending)
22) You owned a Spice Girls album
23) Fruit salads and black jacks!
24) Strike it lucky on a sunday night with Michael Barrymore when he was
straight and married
25) You religiously watched Saved by the Bell on a Saturday morning!
26) You more than likely lost/nearly lost a wobbly tooth on a wham bar!!
27) You knew every word to the theme tune from Fresh Prince of Bel Air
2 You collected Premier League Stickers and did swoops at playtime
29) Those day-glow straws filled with flavoured sugar that were only a penny
30) Roberto Baggio launching the last penalty over the Brazilian goal in USA 1994.
31)You had a large fringe at some point in your childhood.
32)You remember reading the books, Goosebumps.
33) You remember yo-yos and tamagotchis's
34) You still get the urge to say "NOT" after every sentence.
35) NOT!
36) You played and collected Pogs
37) You got your mum to buy 'BN' biscuits. (BN, BN....dun dun dan na an...BN, BN...dun duna dun, BN, BN...)
3 "Talk to the hand"
39) You thought Brain from 'Pinky and the Brain' would eventually take over the world.
40) You always wanted to be on FunHouse with Pat Sharpe (What a guy!)

1. What is your occupation right now – Assistant Bar
Manager

2. What color are your socks right now? Black
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> 3. What are you listening to right now? Tv is on
and Im waitching Friends
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> 5. Can you drive a stick shift? Yes
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> 6. Last person you spoke to on the phone? My
painter!
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> 7. Do you like the person who sent this to you? Yes
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> 8. How old are you today? 26
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> 9. What is your favorite sport to watch? None
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> 10. What is your favourite drink? Cocktails!
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> 12. Favourite food? Fajitas
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> 13. What is the last movie you watched? Into the
blue
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> 14. Favourite day of the year? My birthday
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> 15. How do you vent anger? Rant to my friends
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> 16. What was your favourite toy as a child? Can only
remember my Tiny Tears doll

> 17. What is your favourite season? Summer
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> 18. Cherries or Blueberries ? Cherries (esp in
cocktails!)
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> 19. Do you want your friends to e-mail you back? Yes
please!
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> 20. Who is the most likely to respond? Ali and
Elaine
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> 21. Who is least likely to respond? Geed
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> 22. Living arrangements? Live myself but taking in a
flatmate on 1st oct!
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> 23. When was the last time you cried? Last Saturday
nite when a boy was mean to me

> 24. What is on the floor of your closet? Dont have
one!
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> 25. Who is the friend you have had the longest that
you are sending to?
> My mum
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> 26. What did you do last night? Printed of 40million
invites for my friend and watched a film
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> 27. What inspires you? Not been inspired in a while
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> 28. What are you most afraid of? spiders
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> 29. Plain, cheese or spicy hamburgers? cheese
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> 30. Favourite dog breed? dont have one
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> 31. Favourite day of the week? My day off
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> 33. Biggest Life lesson? You never know whats around
the corner

Dear Alcohol

First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around in the holidays, hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings.

However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions. While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences:

1. Phone Calls and Text Messages: While I agree with you that communication is important, I question the suggestion that any conversation of substance or necessity takes place after2 a.m. Why would you make me call those ex-boyfriends/girlfriends when I know for a
fact they do not want to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night? And why would you make me text people that I don't actually want to know about but seem to be unable to stay away from?

2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal, but why do you suggest that I eat a kebab, a butter chicken curry along with a sausage with cheese, onion and mustard (washed down with WINE) & topped off with a Kit Kat after a few sweet chilli and sour cream chips? I'm an eclectic eater,
but think you went too far this time.

3. Clumsiness: Unless you're subtly trying to tell me that I need to do more yoga to improve my balance, I see NO need to hammer the issue home by causing me to fall down. It's completely unnecessary, and the black & blue marks that appear on my body mysteriously the next day are beyond me. Similarly, it should never take me more than 45 seconds to get the
front door key into the lock!!

4. Furthermore: The hangovers have GOT to stop. This is getting ridiculous. I know a little penance for our previous evening's debauchery may be in order, but the 3pm hangover immobility is completely unacceptable. My entire day is shot. I ask that, if the proper precautions are taken (water, vitamin B, bread products, aspirin) prior to going to sleep/passing out face down on the kitchen floor with a bag of popcorn, the hangover should be minimal & in no way interfere with my daily activities.

Alcohol, I have enjoyed our friendship for some years now & would like to ensure that we remain on good terms. You've been the invoker of great stories, the provocation for much laughter, and the needed companion when I just don't know what to do with the extra money in my pockets. In order to continue this friendship, I ask that you carefully review my
grievances above & address them immediately. I will look for an answer no later than Thursday 3:30pm on your possible solutions & hopefully we can continue this fruitful
partnership.

Thank you,

Your biggest fan

P.S. Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk...
a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon

Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk...
a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiates

Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...
a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more booze for me.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d) No kebab for me, thank you.
e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no
co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
I) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning