Mandy Stenhouse

whoo hoo lets PARTY!!!!

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  • weiblich, 23, Herzchen 80
  • von edinburgh
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  • Mitglied seit: April 2006
  • Zuletzt aktiv: 1 Woche her
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Ich über mich
If anyone knows a taxi driver called Brian can you please tell him to phone me xxxx

Turkey was amazing, best holiday destination ever!! turkish massage is ace :)
Music
The sound of music soundtrack!!!
Razorlight, kooks, the enemy, amy winehouse and anything i can throw my shapes at!
Films
Dirty dancing, stand by me, green mile, lady and the tramp, lion king, rocky, knocked up, pretty woman, madagasca, sound of music, pulp fiction, green street.
Sports
Go to the gym.
Scared Of
Cotton buds!!!!!!!! when lara throws dead mice at you, bank statements, being in the car with rhona, standing on a glass floor from a high height, the morning after the night before!!
Happiest When
Pay day arrives, drinking roberts rock in the stone. Spending time with my wee nephew Connor, going out with the girls on the ran dan, sunday day trips, on holiday in the sun, when the weekend arrives and going to bed on monday nights!!
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My wee hamster xxx

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  • MEMORY



    Leave one memory of you and me together as a comment. It doesn't matter if I know you a little or a lot, anything you remember. Next, repost this bulletin on your own blog and see how many people leave a memory about you!!!

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  • Condoms

    Imagine if major brands produced condoms and kept their slogan....

    Sainsbury condoms - making life taste better
    Tesco Condoms - every little helps
    Nike Condoms - Just do it
    Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life
    KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good
    Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hand
    Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load
    Coca Cola Condoms - The real thing
    Ever Ready Condoms - keep going and going
    Pringles Condoms - once you pop, you can't stop
    Burger King Condoms - Home of the Whopper
    Good year Condoms - "for a longer ride, go wide"
    Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain?
    Flash Condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard work
    Halfords Condoms - we go the extra mile
    Royal Mail Condoms - I saw this and thought of you
    Andrex Condoms - Soft, strong and very very long
    Renault Condoms - size really does matter!
    Domestos Condoms - gets right in the rim
    Heineken Condoms -reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach
    Carlsberg Condoms - probably the best condom in the world
    Pepperami Condoms - its a bit of an animal
    Polo Condoms - the condom with the hole!! (VERY poor seller !!)
    McDonalds Condoms - I'm Lovin' It

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  • Why o why

    Why o why

    Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

    Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

    Why you don't ever see the headline:"Psychic Wins Lottery"?

    Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

    Why Doctors call what they do "practice"?

    Why the man who invests all your money is called a "Broker"?

    Why there isn't mouse flavoured cat food?

    Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavour?

    Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?

    Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

    Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the
    indestructible black box?

    Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?

    If con is the opposite of pro,is Congress the opposite of progress?

    Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?

    AND...
    In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because
    of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

    On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".
    (Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

    On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
    (The shoplifter special?)

    On a bar of Palmolive soap:"Directions: Use like regular soap".
    (And that would be how???)

    On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost".
    (But, it's just a suggestion).

    On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert(printed on bottom):"Do not turn upside down".
    (Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

    On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:"Product will be hot after heating".
    (And you thought????...)

    On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".
    (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we
    could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)

    On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".
    (And...I'm taking this because???)

    On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use".
    (Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

    Ever wonder where we are headed.......

    On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts".
    (Talk about a news flash!)

    On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".
    (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

    I don't blame the company, I blame the parents for this one:
    On a child's superman costume:
    "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".

    On a Swedish chainsaw:
    "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".
    (Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

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  • Jessica Bridge
    Jessica Bridge

    hey mandy -

    How you???

    16 Wochen her
  • Stephen Zaccardelli
    Stephen Zaccardelli

    Drinks £1.50

    DJ's

    Stephen Zaccardelli

    Andy Currie

    Stuart Kane

    26 Wochen her
  • Neil Hamilton
    Neil Hamilton

    Much love gorgeous xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    30 Wochen her
  • Neil Hamilton
    luv Neil Hamilton

    I'll zippy ye!!!! lol!!!!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    34 Wochen her
  • Neil Hamilton
    luv Neil Hamilton

    Love you Mandy. Have a nice time in Liverpool and be safe. Cant wait to see you Sunday!!!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    36 Wochen her
  • Neil Hamilton
    luv Neil Hamilton

    not long to go till its officially been the best year of your life.... lol!!!!! ;) xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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    37 Wochen her
  • Wendy Dalgetty
    Wendy Dalgetty

    yeah that would be great just tell me time & place & ill be there so will debs & jason miss you's loads xxxx

    38 Wochen her
  • Stacey
    luv Stacey

    hey lovey, how are you??
    i wanted to let you know that i am having a 21st at the corn exchange on friday the 3rd april, it would be great if you and neil could make it :) i have text maeve but i dont have your or rhonas or jades number lol. could u spread the word please? kenny will give neil, scott and jamie the invitations next week!
    hope to see you soon xx

    39 Wochen her
  • Neil Hamilton
    luv Neil Hamilton

    Love you xxxxxxxxxxx

    40 Wochen her
  • Johanne Clarke
    Johanne Clarke

    Hey! Hows u doin?

    Wen we gona go and get these 60's/70's outfits for jo's Hen????

    xxxxxxx

    41 Wochen her
  • Shazza Mac
    luv Shazza Mac

    Mandy my cutie, come to the Karaoke on Saturday, wee miss yoooooooooooooz. Have some love. X

    42 Wochen her
  • Neil Hamilton
    luv Neil Hamilton

    lots of kisses for you since you moan at me for no leaving a message!!!
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    42 Wochen her
  • Rock N Roll
    Rock N Roll

    Heyloo Mandy....Hows U?? Good Nyte Last Nyte??

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    45 Wochen her
  • Shazza Mac
    luv Shazza Mac

    Hellooooooooooooooo my lovely. X

    45 Wochen her
  • Johanne Clarke
    Johanne Clarke

    Hey!

    U have a gd nite at newyear then? Where u end up after ? u wernet at jo's?

    xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    46 Wochen her
  • Neil Hamilton
    luv Neil Hamilton

    mmmmmmmmmmmwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaa
     aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
     ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
     hhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    :)

    47 Wochen her
  • Shazza Mac
    luv Shazza Mac

    Mandy, see yooz tonight wooooooohoooooooooo!!!!! :)

    47 Wochen her
  • Natz Lennon.
    Natz Lennon.

    liverpool :D ?



    xxxx

    48 Wochen her
  • Shazza Mac
    luv Shazza Mac

    Hey Mandy, Merry Christmas, hope the big guy was good to you. Glad yooz made it to the pub last night. See you soon. XXX

    48 Wochen her