dude where the fuck do i begin in this over banteorus adventure withe me and rambo and 40 quid ohh my god it was so fukin awsome anyways it all started 3 months ago when ... no wait it started on monday we went on teh train down to glasgow fukin a million hours travel time but we had the trusty company of some cray alchahol bald smelling ofshore working dude who was a banter and he had the bast cd played in teh world that didnt work so it was good lol. when we got to glasgow we arsed about got lost then had to slog 8 miles away from teh place we were suposed to go the (SECC) to see those bitches MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE ohh god frank iero is tidy (i aint gay another man can fuck another man and not be gay)lol we went to the hotel 20 taxi fair expensive as fuck and the taxi driver looked loike he had a bomb straped to him coz he was fat hahahahaha then we went to reception went in a crazy lift it wasnt a crazy lift it was a boring lift it was shite then we dumped our stuff then went to teh secc that was another 20 quid on gay taxis haha all good though i wet myself!......... nothin to do with the story thought id add it in for teh ladys ohh yeh anyways we waited in line may ( the line smelded of cabage coz it was all fat emoswith dirty faginas) for about 2 days to see the cunts that is my chemical romance and there shite suport band tuesday no sory "thursday" now coz of that band i hate thursdays the fukin dick suckin fagina jockys with penises for feet anyways befour they came on there was a whole lot of waiting lol we got into teh huge hall and it was huge like a poop ...... didnt no what to compair it to.......anyways we got in teh hall a couple of rows from the front me and foley were bored as fuk so we blew up a condom that was no joke biger than foley 6ft and lanched it up and the air conditionin kept it up in teh air and it flew about liek a masive penis zepplin hahaha so fukin funni we got widios of that lill bitch hahaha everyone then became coppy cats and didt the same they are gayany ways tuesday came on they were shite i bood them .... moving on ...ohh then the main motherfuckers came on gerrard wheled out on a hospital bed fukin awsome i wanted to make love to th neerest person (hes fatter in real life) the show was tehbest id been to in my life fukin brilliant there was pyro and fireworks and midgets on stilts or was that midgets cant remember anyways ill update the blog later i cant be arsed writing my paws hurt.....food

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