Once upon a time in the kingdom of Heaven God went missing for
seven days.

Eventually, Michael the Archangel found him. He enquired of God
"Where were you?" God breathed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards
through the clouds. Look son, look what I'm after making".

Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said "What is it?" God
replied It's another planet, but I'm after putting Life on it. I've named it Earth and there's going to be a balance between everything on it. For example, there's North America and South America. North America is going to be rich and South America will be poor, and the narrow bit joining them will be a hot spot.
Now look over here I've put a continent of whites in the North and
another one of blacks in the South."

Then the Archangel said "What's that green dot there?"

"Ahhh, that's the Emerald Isle," God said, "that's a very special
place. That's going to be the most glorious spot on Earth, beautiful
mountains, lakes, rivers, streams and exquisit coastline. These people here are going
to be great craic and they're going to be found traveling the world. They'll be playwrights and poets, singers and songwriters And I'm going to give them this black liquid, which they're going to go mad on, and for which people will come from the far corners of the Earth to drink."

Michael the Archangel gasped in wonder and admiration, then seemingly startled, he said, "Hold on a second, what about BALANCE, you said there was going to be balance..?"

God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the wankers I'm putting
next door to them!!

Our dorm has got 2av been d culest dorm in whole universe(wel mayb d skul... or maybe jus our yr but it was definately pretty cul!!) We had Rachel(No.1) wit her beretsnd Rachel(No.2) wit her huge sticker collection(until d day d cleaners viciously ripped it away takin wit all our joy nd happiness..wel not exactly!!!)nd we had Amy wit her AmyMoments(which seemed 2come nearly every minute!!) and we had Emma wit her litl how shud i put it obsession wit d guy hu must not b named...and we had FI-FI-FIONAROONA(Who is totally cul!) wit her favourite song dat she sang non-stop all year round(Rockin round d xmas tree!!) and we had Grainne wit her cookie days...and we had Hazel wit her massive bed of duvets9while we were all stuck sleepin on d bed boards!!) and we had Sonja wit her general openness about jus about everytin...and we had Sheena our deadly prefect... and last but certainly not least we had ME!!! Now can u see why im goin 2miss it sssssooooooo much....No?? I thought so...but u kinda had 2b in it 2understand its super-dee-duperness!!! And 2think out of all those deadly peopl dat nxt yr Im goin 2b stuck nxt 2EmmaFryday of all peopl... lyk Iwudnt av minded ny1 els but dis girl is really gettin on my nerves...she is ssssoooo weird...(hey Em if ur readin dis u no i luv u nd its all a big fat joke!!)...nyway back 2wat I was sayin she is a complete nd utter brillaintly brillaint person!! Yea twas one cul dorm alrite!! Il miss yas all!!! This blog has been dedicated 2d one nd only Garden dorm A(wel at least I hope it was A..i nver really luked at d letter!!)